She cuddled you, kissed you.
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass
And don't ever compromise yourself. Show her who the man is. Be a boss.
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HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
She cuddled you, kissed you. Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green Hit the gas and tap that ass And don't ever compromise yourself. Show her who the man is. Be a boss. | ||
bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote: Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green Hit the gas and tap that ass Amazing. Listen to this man. | ||
GigaFlop
United States1146 Posts
On August 04 2011 23:40 bonifaceviii wrote: Show nested quote + On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote: Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green Hit the gas and tap that ass Amazing. Listen to this man. rear end that thing | ||
OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote: Be a boss. She cuddled you, kissed you. Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green Hit the gas and tap that ass And don't ever compromise yourself. Show her who the man is. Be a boss. Out of all the analogies in this thread I approve of this one the most. | ||
lolsixtynine
United States600 Posts
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
On August 04 2011 23:28 haflo wrote: I posted here just in need to vent some shit. After reading the responds , i must say i <3 TL . Cheers guys. p.s brilliant sc2 dating references ^^ . Most were just Star Craft as they were used before SC2 even came out Also, what are you doing next? Please, we must know =3 | ||
SarR
476 Posts
On August 04 2011 22:49 KoveN- wrote: Invite her over, kiss her, take off her clothes and put your penis in her vagina. Stop thinking so much and just do it. There is a word for this you know. | ||
UrASofty
Canada772 Posts
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SarR
476 Posts
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ch33psh33p
7650 Posts
On August 05 2011 00:51 SarR wrote: This one was cute because its one of the rare ones where success is a high possibility. Its really depressing reading about major failure with the opposite sex all the time. Yet it looks like he has no drive to a ct on it. | ||
SarR
476 Posts
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
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dinosaurcow
United States31 Posts
On August 05 2011 05:33 Kentor wrote: Get some balls. and some pussy. | ||
haflo
140 Posts
Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given . Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship. The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while , but thats life. Thanks TL . | ||
FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
The advice is pretty stock standard anyway =p but some people just don't realise how obvious it actually is. On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote: Hit the gas and tap that ass Best Advice. | ||
LlamaNamedOsama
United States1900 Posts
On August 04 2011 23:43 GigaFlop wrote: Show nested quote + On August 04 2011 23:40 bonifaceviii wrote: On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote: Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green Hit the gas and tap that ass Amazing. Listen to this man. rear end that thing In the rear with the gear. | ||
Aterons_toss
Romania1275 Posts
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On August 15 2011 17:00 haflo wrote: Cannot believe that i took a dating advice from a SC community , Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given . Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship. The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while , but thats life. Thanks TL . Dammit dude, what happened to the laddering?!?!?! | ||
OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
You should update the OP and PM an admin to change your thread title (is that possible?) so that people can learn from your success and acknowledge TL blogs as legit girl advice section. | ||
cascades
Singapore6122 Posts
On August 15 2011 17:00 haflo wrote: Cannot believe that i took a dating advice from a SC community , Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given . Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship. The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while , but thats life. Thanks TL . Need more details. | ||
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