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HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
August 04 2011 14:39 GMT
#41
Be a boss.
She cuddled you, kissed you.
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass

And don't ever compromise yourself. Show her who the man is. Be a boss.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
August 04 2011 14:40 GMT
#42
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote:
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass

Amazing.

Listen to this man.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 04 2011 14:43 GMT
#43
On August 04 2011 23:40 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote:
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass

Amazing.

Listen to this man.

rear end that thing
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 04 2011 15:07 GMT
#44
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote:
Be a boss.
She cuddled you, kissed you.
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass

And don't ever compromise yourself. Show her who the man is. Be a boss.

Out of all the analogies in this thread I approve of this one the most.
[TLMS] REBOOT
lolsixtynine
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
August 04 2011 15:16 GMT
#45
I believe Day[9]'s philosophy is actually really good here. If you have no idea whether you should be aggressive, just BE AGGRESSIVE. If it works, then you just won! If it doesn't work? Well, now you know one timing that doesn't work. :D
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 04 2011 15:28 GMT
#46
On August 04 2011 23:28 haflo wrote:
I posted here just in need to vent some shit.

After reading the responds , i must say i <3 TL .
Cheers guys.

p.s brilliant sc2 dating references ^^ .

Most were just Star Craft as they were used before SC2 even came out

Also, what are you doing next? Please, we must know =3
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 04 2011 15:41 GMT
#47
On August 04 2011 22:49 KoveN- wrote:
Invite her over, kiss her, take off her clothes and put your penis in her vagina. Stop thinking so much and just do it.

There is a word for this you know.
UrASofty
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Canada772 Posts
August 04 2011 15:47 GMT
#48
these girl blogs are getting ridiculous
i be that pretty motherfucker
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 04 2011 15:51 GMT
#49
This one was cute because its one of the rare ones where success is a high possibility. Its really depressing reading about major failure with the opposite sex all the time.
ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
August 04 2011 16:01 GMT
#50
On August 05 2011 00:51 SarR wrote:
This one was cute because its one of the rare ones where success is a high possibility. Its really depressing reading about major failure with the opposite sex all the time.


Yet it looks like he has no drive to a ct on it.
secret - never again
SarR
Profile Joined June 2011
476 Posts
August 04 2011 16:34 GMT
#51
Ya, a problem so many others here also have. Part of being a man is knowing: High risk = high reward.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
August 04 2011 20:33 GMT
#52
Get some balls.
dinosaurcow
Profile Joined August 2011
United States31 Posts
August 04 2011 20:52 GMT
#53
On August 05 2011 05:33 Kentor wrote:
Get some balls.


and some pussy.
haflo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
140 Posts
August 15 2011 08:00 GMT
#54
Cannot believe that i took a dating advice from a SC community ,
Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given .

Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship.

The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while ,
but thats life.

Thanks TL .

FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
August 15 2011 08:56 GMT
#55
So i guess it was a GREAT SUCCESS?!?!?

The advice is pretty stock standard anyway =p but some people just don't realise how obvious it actually is.

On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote:
Hit the gas and tap that ass


Best Advice.
LlamaNamedOsama
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1900 Posts
August 15 2011 09:36 GMT
#56
On August 04 2011 23:43 GigaFlop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2011 23:40 bonifaceviii wrote:
On August 04 2011 23:39 HackBenjamin wrote:
Your cock is like the car stopped at a traffic light that is blinking green
Hit the gas and tap that ass

Amazing.

Listen to this man.

rear end that thing


In the rear with the gear.
Dario Wünsch: I guess...Creator...met his maker *sunglasses*
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
August 15 2011 09:45 GMT
#57
Dragon age 2 is such a shitty game man -_-, if she actually enjoys playing that i would break up, after the 2nd run of the game i literally started crying thinking of how they ruined a FUCKING GREAT series on the 3rd game released... i could have played Dragon age 1 for damn days i completed it like 20 times just to make sure i don't miss anything DAMN that was a fucking great game... oh nvm it was a girl blog
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
August 15 2011 10:05 GMT
#58
On August 15 2011 17:00 haflo wrote:
Cannot believe that i took a dating advice from a SC community ,
Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given .

Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship.

The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while ,
but thats life.

Thanks TL .



Dammit dude, what happened to the laddering?!?!?!
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 15 2011 12:57 GMT
#59
Grats on your success!
You should update the OP and PM an admin to change your thread title (is that possible?) so that people can learn from your success and acknowledge TL blogs as legit girl advice section.
[TLMS] REBOOT
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
August 15 2011 13:42 GMT
#60
On August 15 2011 17:00 haflo wrote:
Cannot believe that i took a dating advice from a SC community ,
Cannot believe it was the best advice i was given .

Apparently not over-thinking and having a spine is a nice thing to have when trying a relationship.

The sad thing is with 5 games over the past week i will be staying gold for a while ,
but thats life.

Thanks TL .



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