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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-04 06:57:32
August 04 2011 06:53 GMT
#21
On August 04 2011 11:51 Ingenol wrote:
Haha, epic story. Firstly, though, they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

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On August 04 2011 11:17 Fontong wrote:
Ketchup is disgusting. Have you ever read the ingredients list on heinz ketchup? One of the main ingredients is high fructose corn syrup.


I don't like Ketchup either, but you should know that table sugar is 50:50 fructose:glucose, whereas HFCS (or "corn sugar" as it is now often being called) is 55:45 fructose:glucose, so they are almost exactly the same thing. Don't get me wrong, fructose is very bad for you, but just be wary that regular sugar has nearly the same amount of fructose as HFCS.

Of course. Heinz doesn't put sugar as the ingredient, they put hfcs. I just don't see why we need large amounts sweetener in what is basically tomatoes mixed with vinegar. Everything is so overly sweetened these days, it's just nasty.

On August 04 2011 11:29 The KY wrote:
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On August 04 2011 11:17 Fontong wrote:
Ketchup is disgusting. Have you ever read the ingredients list on heinz ketchup? One of the main ingredients is high fructose corn syrup.


Have you ever read the ingredients on a whole bunch of things? Most food that isn't just pure fruit, veg, or meat starts to sound pretty nasty once you get down to it's component parts...

Call me strange, but I usually either buy natural, organic food or prepare my meals from scratch.
I don't want to have to eat the nasty shit in most processed foods.
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Ardhimas
Profile Joined March 2011
Indonesia75 Posts
August 04 2011 07:31 GMT
#22
On August 04 2011 10:24 marttorn wrote:
It had been a long day at the beach, and as I had refused to put any sun protection of any sort whatsoever on, I had gotten several severe sunburns and was like "FUCK U MOM Y U NO GIVE ME SUN PROTECTIONWTFAAAHHH". Also, I had not eaten the whole day.

I laughed so hard at this.
"Damn, you are like a man-bear-girl with those hands." - Qzy
MuffinFTW
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States235 Posts
August 04 2011 07:53 GMT
#23
Dude, I feel for you. Ketchup is fucking nasty, I never put them on my fries...
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
August 04 2011 11:41 GMT
#24
I like my fries with mayonnaise.
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dakalro
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania525 Posts
August 04 2011 11:57 GMT
#25
On August 04 2011 15:53 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2011 11:51 Ingenol wrote:
Haha, epic story. Firstly, though, they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

On August 04 2011 11:17 Fontong wrote:
Ketchup is disgusting. Have you ever read the ingredients list on heinz ketchup? One of the main ingredients is high fructose corn syrup.


I don't like Ketchup either, but you should know that table sugar is 50:50 fructose:glucose, whereas HFCS (or "corn sugar" as it is now often being called) is 55:45 fructose:glucose, so they are almost exactly the same thing. Don't get me wrong, fructose is very bad for you, but just be wary that regular sugar has nearly the same amount of fructose as HFCS.

Of course. Heinz doesn't put sugar as the ingredient, they put hfcs. I just don't see why we need large amounts sweetener in what is basically tomatoes mixed with vinegar. Everything is so overly sweetened these days, it's just nasty.


I ate at a US military base once. Your food is oozing sugar. Like all of it, everything. It was edible after a long night of boozing but damn ...
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 04 2011 12:22 GMT
#26
Awesome blog dude, I'm actually neutral towards ketchup but I can feel your pain.

Also, JAJAJA HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE is probably what your Brazilian troll friend said?
-_-;;
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TabyLing
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia69 Posts
August 04 2011 12:32 GMT
#27
On August 04 2011 11:51 Ingenol wrote:
Haha, epic story. Firstly, though, they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

Show nested quote +
On August 04 2011 11:17 Fontong wrote:
Ketchup is disgusting. Have you ever read the ingredients list on heinz ketchup? One of the main ingredients is high fructose corn syrup.


I don't like Ketchup either, but you should know that table sugar is 50:50 fructose:glucose, whereas HFCS (or "corn sugar" as it is now often being called) is 55:45 fructose:glucose, so they are almost exactly the same thing. Don't get me wrong, fructose is very bad for you, but just be wary that regular sugar has nearly the same amount of fructose as HFCS.

I never knew fructose is bad for you ?? how come it's bad?, I thought it is the sugar in fruits...
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
August 04 2011 12:55 GMT
#28
Typical blog trying to sound interesting. Ketchup is pretty decent in small amounts, but you know what blows?

KETCHUP CHIPS

I hate these things with a passion. I could live off of Cool Ranch or Sweet Chili Heat Doritos, or Jalapeno Mrs. Vickie's, but FUCK KETCHUP CHIPS.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 04 2011 13:06 GMT
#29
On August 04 2011 21:55 TheGiz wrote:
Typical blog trying to sound interesting. Ketchup is pretty decent in small amounts, but you know what blows?

KETCHUP CHIPS

I hate these things with a passion. I could live off of Cool Ranch or Sweet Chili Heat Doritos, or Jalapeno Mrs. Vickie's, but FUCK KETCHUP CHIPS.


Excuse me, trying? Typical? Why, I find that rather insulting! What would you rather read, some bastardly wuss writing about his miserably failed love life (this isn't targeted at anyone in particular, just the vast amount of girl blogs) or a true, epic tale of bravery, suffering and coping with the inevitable.

Also, ketchup chips? Dear lord. I can't even begin to think of how disgusting that must be.

I'm glad I live in a relatively modern part of the earth as opposed to whatever dilapidated third world you might currently be residing in.
memes are a dish best served dank
Sotamursu
Profile Joined June 2010
Finland612 Posts
August 04 2011 15:55 GMT
#30
My cousin puts ketchup on his breakfast omelette and he sometimes eats spaghetti with nothing but ketchup on it, a friend of mine does this too. Some people are just so disgusting.
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
August 04 2011 16:27 GMT
#31
I'm sorry but how can you guys hate Ketchup so much?

I'm a ketchup fan.
Blah
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
August 04 2011 16:43 GMT
#32
I just want to pour ketchup all over this blog. Ketchup makes the world go round.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
August 04 2011 16:44 GMT
#33
On August 04 2011 22:06 marttorn wrote:
What would you rather read, some bastardly wuss writing about his miserably failed love life (this isn't targeted at anyone in particular, just the vast amount of girl blogs) or a true, epic tale of bravery, suffering and coping with the inevitable.

Also, ketchup chips? Dear lord. I can't even begin to think of how disgusting that must be.

I'm glad I live in a relatively modern part of the earth as opposed to whatever dilapidated third world you might currently be residing in.

The dilapidated third world country I live in is Canada. Well, it's more of a first world country full of second world people. It's been going downhill since the Serbian diaspora, anyways.

I love girl blogs though. The naivete that some TLers have regarding women and dating is highly amusing, if at sometimes frustrating. I love setting people straight.
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
antilyon
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Brazil2546 Posts
August 04 2011 17:08 GMT
#34
haha, the best part of your history is that as a Brazillian who already went to Praia Grande, I know, that place really suck if you don't know which one is the good hotels. If you don't know where is the good beaches, it's even worse.

Also, guaraná is for brazillians what pocari sweat is for koreans/japanese :p

5/5 because of Ilha Grande.
xSixGeneralHan
Profile Joined April 2011
United States528 Posts
August 04 2011 18:09 GMT
#35
Ketchup sucksssssssss
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