EPTIt all started 2 weeks ago when i was watching Seinfeld on crackle.com and Elaine from the show is in the movie theater and gets some jujyfruits and popcorn after she receives news that her boyfriend has been in a car accident and appears at the hospital eating her jujyfruits! Anyway, for two weeks now, i haven't been able to get my hands on theater sized jujyfruits until today.
So, after a glorious 1.5 mile run to the gym and an hour of working out, i walk a mile to my nearest CVS Pharmacy and go through the sliding doors and immediatly what caught my attention was the candy shelf, and Oh My Dear lord.... Candy was everywhere. So now, after i spot the counter i go to look for jujyfruits and i see absolutely nada. no jujyfruits, only jujubes. The whole jujubees shelf is stacked to the back and right next to it is the price tag jujyfruits, and to me what i see are a bunch of nothing.
So after i muster up the sad truth that there are none on the shelf, i go to the cashier and ask this guy, a normally looking guy by the way in which i will now demonize. he was a red head, sideburns down the cheeks and about a good 6 inches shorter than me. His name tag read. TYLER. I go to him and ask "Hey, i didnt see any jujyfruits on the shelf. Can you go in the back and see if you've got any?" and in response, he says "If you checked the shelf and everything is pushed back, we don't have anymore in stock either then." Immediately, my world shrunk to the size of a vending machine bouncy ball and this Tyler fellow turned into an evil version of Gene Simmons.
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I then gather my losses and buy some jujubes and walk home, head down and still craving jujyfruits while i am typing this blog and also eating my jujubes which are surprisingly making me feel even more malcontent about the fact that i was not able to eat some jujyfruits today and could only walk out of the store with some jujubes.
Now, The not so Blissful, Richard V.
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