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BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-02 22:20:57
August 02 2011 21:39 GMT
#1
Alright, so here i am writing this blog about jujyfruits because i don't have them. Well before i tell you the tragedy of my terrible demise of being malcontent and eating jujubes as we speak instead of jujyfruits, i need to explain to you the reason for my cravings of jujyfruits.
It all started 2 weeks ago when i was watching Seinfeld on crackle.com and Elaine from the show is in the movie theater and gets some jujyfruits and popcorn after she receives news that her boyfriend has been in a car accident and appears at the hospital eating her jujyfruits! Anyway, for two weeks now, i haven't been able to get my hands on theater sized jujyfruits until today.
So, after a glorious 1.5 mile run to the gym and an hour of working out, i walk a mile to my nearest CVS Pharmacy and go through the sliding doors and immediatly what caught my attention was the candy shelf, and Oh My Dear lord.... Candy was everywhere. So now, after i spot the counter i go to look for jujyfruits and i see absolutely nada. no jujyfruits, only jujubes. The whole jujubees shelf is stacked to the back and right next to it is the price tag jujyfruits, and to me what i see are a bunch of nothing.
So after i muster up the sad truth that there are none on the shelf, i go to the cashier and ask this guy, a normally looking guy by the way in which i will now demonize. he was a red head, sideburns down the cheeks and about a good 6 inches shorter than me. His name tag read. TYLER. I go to him and ask "Hey, i didnt see any jujyfruits on the shelf. Can you go in the back and see if you've got any?" and in response, he says "If you checked the shelf and everything is pushed back, we don't have anymore in stock either then." Immediately, my world shrunk to the size of a vending machine bouncy ball and this Tyler fellow turned into an evil version of Gene Simmons.
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I then gather my losses and buy some jujubes and walk home, head down and still craving jujyfruits while i am typing this blog and also eating my jujubes which are surprisingly making me feel even more malcontent about the fact that i was not able to eat some jujyfruits today and could only walk out of the store with some jujubes.

Now, The not so Blissful, Richard V.

-.-

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XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
beg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
991 Posts
August 02 2011 21:49 GMT
#2
why dont you say juicyfruits?
BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 02 2011 21:54 GMT
#3
cause im talking about jujyfruits
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XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-02 21:57:38
August 02 2011 21:57 GMT
#4
Owned.
And Jujyfruits taste amazing.
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BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 02 2011 21:58 GMT
#5
yeah, ok so here you have it
jujyfruits below
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jujubes below
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sigh...
XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
August 02 2011 22:02 GMT
#6
On August 03 2011 06:58 Bl1ss wrote:
yeah, ok so here you have it
jujyfruits below
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jujubes below
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sigh...

Now I'm hungry. D:<
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TL+ Member
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
August 02 2011 22:02 GMT
#7
Jujyfruits totally wreck Jujubes. Fuck Jujubes. They are substandard and compared to Jujyfruits are not candy.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Skoobasteve
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States52 Posts
August 02 2011 22:08 GMT
#8
Lol the juicyfruit thing was pretty funny.

I love sour candy though, #1 being Sour Patch Kids. Something i've been craving lately is Warheads but I havent seen them in soooooo long T_T You find me warheads and ill get you jujyfruits
BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 02 2011 22:11 GMT
#9
skoobasteve its a deal!

tehtemplar :
I KNOW RIGHT! you just start craving it!
XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
Steeveholt
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada65 Posts
August 02 2011 22:55 GMT
#10
This reminds me of the season 5 finale of Seinfeld.
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
August 02 2011 23:07 GMT
#11
Haha I always buy jujyfruits and junior mints when I'm in the US because of seinfeld. :D
BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 02 2011 23:13 GMT
#12
hifriend im soo friggen jealous of you ! :O OMG!
XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 03 2011 00:40 GMT
#13
GODAMNIT
XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
BlissX1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States328 Posts
August 05 2011 22:13 GMT
#14
Just bought a box of jujyfruits and i am VERY satisfied
XtremeOneZ 4 Life Bliss[x.1]
Sotamursu
Profile Joined June 2010
Finland612 Posts
August 05 2011 22:54 GMT
#15
On August 03 2011 06:58 Bl1ss wrote:
yeah, ok so here you have it
jujyfruits below
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jujubes below
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sigh...

I lol'd at how it says fat free, as if fat was something you're going to worry about when the thing you're eating is 99% sugar.
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