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BG1
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Canada1550 Posts
July 20 2011 05:23 GMT
#61
I tend not to wear stuff that has been on the floor especially not after I've taken a shower lol.
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waxypants
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States479 Posts
July 20 2011 07:05 GMT
#62
On July 20 2011 13:40 N3rV[Green] wrote:
Ok, I've been horrendously busy today and just got back to checking up on shit....and my god O.o

I guess first off I live in Utah, but go to school in Colorado, so I kinda live in both states.

This scorpion thing actually happened a good while ago, and it's actually happened TWICE. The more recent one was senior year of high school and I'm now going into my third year of college.


The desert is just a terrible, mean, dangerous place. And yet where I live is also the most beautiful place on Earth if you like rocks at all.

Just gotta be careful, and never EVER put on clothes without inspections.....I relearned that a few days ago when I donned my TL jersey shirt that apparently had a house spider in it, which bit me 6 times on the left side. That reminded me of the scorpion story, and thus my tale was spun.

Also, this includes towels, even if they've been 100% out of use in the closet or whatever. One time I grabbed a towel out of my bathroom (still folded and everything, straight out of the closet) and as I was turning around a fold of the towel unfolded and I was looking directly at a black widow spider about 2 feet or so from my face.


So seriously, if you come to the desert, just don't trust ANYTHING. it will prolly bite/sting/main you.


Fuck man you're scaring the shit out of me.
meep
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1699 Posts
July 20 2011 07:51 GMT
#63
My clothes feel itchy.
閑静 しずか (ノ・_・)ノ
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
July 20 2011 12:04 GMT
#64
thats why I dont wear clothes ! Sittin here, browsing tl just in my scorpion free boxers.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Renzin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia75 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-20 13:18:26
July 20 2011 13:17 GMT
#65
Oh my that was hilarious thanks for sharing your terrifying yet hilarious story The closest incident I had was finding a spider in the underwear I was going to put on after a shower, that gave me a bit of a shock but nothing compared to your horror of finding a black scorpion
CryMore
Profile Joined March 2010
United States497 Posts
July 20 2011 16:10 GMT
#66
Towels are wayyy more scary than boxers because boxers have only been sitting there minutes...towels have been sitting there for possibly days...who knows what kind of shit crawls in there =___=.
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