• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 06:43
CET 12:43
KST 20:43
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10
Community News
Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced15[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win3RSL Season 3: RO16 results & RO8 bracket13
StarCraft 2
General
Chinese SC2 server to reopen; live all-star event in Hangzhou Maestros of the Game: Live Finals Preview (RO4) BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win SC2 Proleague Discontinued; SKT, KT, SGK, CJ disband
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Offline Finals Info - Dec 13 and 14! StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation
Brood War
General
The top three worst maps of all time Foreign Brood War BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Data analysis on 70 million replays BW General Discussion
Tourneys
Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] RO16 Group A - Saturday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Current Meta Game Theory for Starcraft How to stay on top of macro? PvZ map balance
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile ZeroSpace Megathread The Perfect Game
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Big Programming Thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Where to ask questions and add stream? The Automated Ban List
Blogs
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
Physical Exertion During Gam…
TrAiDoS
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1451 users

Boxers protip - Page 2

Blogs > N3rV[Green]
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
moltenlead
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada866 Posts
July 19 2011 08:53 GMT
#21
I remember when I was in the UAE, they used to tell us kids to never dangle our feet off rocks that aren't fully on the ground. You can't ever know what is there.

But the entire concept is pretty funny actually
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
July 19 2011 09:00 GMT
#22
lol, well that must've been scary, I would have broken the bathroom door trying to get as far as I could

5/5
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 19 2011 09:02 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
July 19 2011 09:12 GMT
#24
We have no scorpionns, but a porcupine in boxers would be fucking scary!
oh, hai
zZygote
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada898 Posts
July 19 2011 09:23 GMT
#25
TL.net was turning into a FOREVER ALONE sanctuary until this internet hero stumbles along.

5/5
carebear91
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore236 Posts
July 19 2011 09:26 GMT
#26
oh my god, 5/5 blog. you gotta becareful where you place your stuffs man. hahaha.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 19 2011 09:44 GMT
#27
I have finally achieved a state of dissapointment and satisfaction simultaneously, thank you for your contributions.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
July 19 2011 10:06 GMT
#28
Thanks for the tip.

I'm feeling nauseous. >.>
d=(^_^)z
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
July 19 2011 10:52 GMT
#29
Haha, brilliant.

Came out of left field entirely, but was a surprisingly good read anyway.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
July 19 2011 10:56 GMT
#30
On July 19 2011 16:56 zatic wrote:
Best deceptive blog title in a while.


I have to agree
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
Tschis
Profile Joined November 2010
Brazil1511 Posts
July 19 2011 11:20 GMT
#31
rofl 5/5
"A coward is not someone that runs from a battle knowing he will lose. A coward is someone who challenges a weak knowing he will win."
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
July 19 2011 11:36 GMT
#32
I was honestly expecting this


Lose your main and tech so you can kill a proxy pylon.
Hi!
Trumpet
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1935 Posts
July 19 2011 11:43 GMT
#33
If a scorpion ever got that close to my two best friends, I'd start living in a bubble or move immediately. You're either incredibly brave or just outright mad.

Great title!
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-19 11:51:42
July 19 2011 11:49 GMT
#34
So what did you do with it, smashed it afterwards?

I expected something like "when the battle is tough, trust your cpu" lol.
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
July 19 2011 11:51 GMT
#35
5/5 Scorpions are now pro e-sports and no longer against it so I doubt it was on purpose.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
July 19 2011 12:05 GMT
#36
lol nice blog 5/5, I admit I was fooled by the title.
One question though, How can people get a scorpion in their house, is it common in the states?
Terran
Lynda
Profile Joined May 2010
649 Posts
July 19 2011 12:08 GMT
#37
clicked on this blog thinking, like everyone else, that it would be about a BoxeR quote, and without proper grammar since in that case it should've been titled Boxer's protip; but found something entirely different instead that ended up making my day, 5/5. well-played with getting everyone's attention with that title heh.
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
July 19 2011 12:21 GMT
#38
fucign lolz
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 19 2011 15:32 GMT
#39
5/5 catchy title into epic tale that almost snipped your eggrolls right off
[TLMS] REBOOT
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 19 2011 15:39 GMT
#40
I was expecting something along the lines of trusting your CPU. Well I was wrong.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Sparkling Tuna Cup
10:00
Weekly #114
Classic vs PercivalLIVE!
TriGGeR vs SKillous
CranKy Ducklings213
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SpeCial 56
trigger 49
Rex 39
StarCraft: Brood War
BeSt 1297
Hyuk 891
Jaedong 662
firebathero 394
Stork 319
EffOrt 316
Killer 266
Last 253
910 205
Hyun 197
[ Show more ]
Mini 176
Dewaltoss 149
ZerO 122
Barracks 102
Bale 84
sorry 70
Sharp 51
Mind 48
ggaemo 47
zelot 46
Shinee 40
Noble 38
HiyA 14
Dota 2
singsing3953
XcaliburYe495
Counter-Strike
x6flipin285
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang0532
AZ_Axe47
Mew2King21
Westballz0
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor228
Other Games
B2W.Neo722
RotterdaM173
nookyyy 30
ZerO(Twitch)11
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
CasterMuse 32
lovetv 7
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
StarCraft 2
TaKeTV 0
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 1971
• lizZardDota2106
League of Legends
• Jankos3507
Upcoming Events
WardiTV 2025
17m
OSC
3h 17m
IPSL
5h 17m
Bonyth vs KameZerg
BSL 21
8h 17m
Bonyth vs StRyKeR
Tarson vs Dandy
Replay Cast
21h 17m
Wardi Open
1d
StarCraft2.fi
1d 4h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 5h
Replay Cast
1d 12h
WardiTV 2025
2 days
[ Show More ]
StarCraft2.fi
2 days
PiGosaur Monday
2 days
StarCraft2.fi
3 days
Tenacious Turtle Tussle
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
WardiTV 2025
4 days
StarCraft2.fi
4 days
WardiTV 2025
5 days
StarCraft2.fi
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
IPSL
6 days
Sziky vs JDConan
RSL Revival
6 days
Classic vs TBD
herO vs Zoun
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-12-04
RSL Revival: Season 3
Light HT

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
CSCL: Masked Kings S3
Slon Tour Season 2
Acropolis #4 - TS3
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
Kuram Kup
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
RSL Offline Finals
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.