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moltenlead
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada866 Posts
July 19 2011 08:53 GMT
#21
I remember when I was in the UAE, they used to tell us kids to never dangle our feet off rocks that aren't fully on the ground. You can't ever know what is there.

But the entire concept is pretty funny actually
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
July 19 2011 09:00 GMT
#22
lol, well that must've been scary, I would have broken the bathroom door trying to get as far as I could

5/5
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 19 2011 09:02 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
July 19 2011 09:12 GMT
#24
We have no scorpionns, but a porcupine in boxers would be fucking scary!
oh, hai
zZygote
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada898 Posts
July 19 2011 09:23 GMT
#25
TL.net was turning into a FOREVER ALONE sanctuary until this internet hero stumbles along.

5/5
carebear91
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore236 Posts
July 19 2011 09:26 GMT
#26
oh my god, 5/5 blog. you gotta becareful where you place your stuffs man. hahaha.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 19 2011 09:44 GMT
#27
I have finally achieved a state of dissapointment and satisfaction simultaneously, thank you for your contributions.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
July 19 2011 10:06 GMT
#28
Thanks for the tip.

I'm feeling nauseous. >.>
d=(^_^)z
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
July 19 2011 10:52 GMT
#29
Haha, brilliant.

Came out of left field entirely, but was a surprisingly good read anyway.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
July 19 2011 10:56 GMT
#30
On July 19 2011 16:56 zatic wrote:
Best deceptive blog title in a while.


I have to agree
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
Tschis
Profile Joined November 2010
Brazil1511 Posts
July 19 2011 11:20 GMT
#31
rofl 5/5
"A coward is not someone that runs from a battle knowing he will lose. A coward is someone who challenges a weak knowing he will win."
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
July 19 2011 11:36 GMT
#32
I was honestly expecting this


Lose your main and tech so you can kill a proxy pylon.
Hi!
Trumpet
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1935 Posts
July 19 2011 11:43 GMT
#33
If a scorpion ever got that close to my two best friends, I'd start living in a bubble or move immediately. You're either incredibly brave or just outright mad.

Great title!
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-19 11:51:42
July 19 2011 11:49 GMT
#34
So what did you do with it, smashed it afterwards?

I expected something like "when the battle is tough, trust your cpu" lol.
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
July 19 2011 11:51 GMT
#35
5/5 Scorpions are now pro e-sports and no longer against it so I doubt it was on purpose.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
July 19 2011 12:05 GMT
#36
lol nice blog 5/5, I admit I was fooled by the title.
One question though, How can people get a scorpion in their house, is it common in the states?
Terran
Lynda
Profile Joined May 2010
649 Posts
July 19 2011 12:08 GMT
#37
clicked on this blog thinking, like everyone else, that it would be about a BoxeR quote, and without proper grammar since in that case it should've been titled Boxer's protip; but found something entirely different instead that ended up making my day, 5/5. well-played with getting everyone's attention with that title heh.
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
July 19 2011 12:21 GMT
#38
fucign lolz
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 19 2011 15:32 GMT
#39
5/5 catchy title into epic tale that almost snipped your eggrolls right off
[TLMS] REBOOT
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 19 2011 15:39 GMT
#40
I was expecting something along the lines of trusting your CPU. Well I was wrong.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
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