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Salvage That Bunker!

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qxc
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States550 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 18:51:38
July 16 2011 18:20 GMT
#1
*Edit - The game was played on a super secret account that no one can know about. As per such said replay cannot be released in its current state. If anyone knows of a work around then we can get the game out. Otherwise no go.

"Give me a status report sir."

"Roger that General Kim. We have reports of a hostile protoss force somewhere in the area. They've come to reclaim the lost technology that this once vibrant temple was host to. Somewhere there's rumored to be a Xel'Naga artifact of immense power. If you can extract the artifact without blood shed that would be best. Tensions with the protoss are strained enough as it is."

"Well sir. If I may be frank."
"Proceed."
"I don't see much of a choice here. My preliminary scout of the area has already encountered protoss structures being warped in from Aiur. The gateways are churning and within minutes we could have zealots pounding on our front door."

"Roger that. Commencing radio silence. It's up to you now General."

"I may never get used to that voice in my ear. Sometimes I feel like I'm just a puppet. Either way it's time to wage a war."

Ten minutes later...

Protoss Voidrays have entered the base and have begun razing every structure we've put together. The casualties are immense. But we do have one hope. Our expert banshee pilot - codenamed Hellfire - has been putting the hurt down on the protoss outpost. She's combed over the entire area several times only backing out to recharge energy. It's up to Hellfire to do what damage she can while the marines and SCV's try to keep together what little base is left.

Five minutes later...
Hellfire went down in a cloud of curse words and smoke but not before she made sure the protoss wouldn't have the means to continue any sort of production here. Meanwhile all that remains of the Terran base is a single bunker. The marines picked straws to determine who would man the bunker. For the marines who didn't get in... they were sentenced to death as the phoenix used their shields to swoop in and pick off the marines undamaged.

Finally the impatience got the better of the protoss commander as he sacrificed his remaining fleet in a desperate attempt to eradicate the final Terran presence.

With the fliers gone the marines began moving toward the protoss's base but General Moonan knew it was already too late. According to the galactic rules of conflict as determined at the Blizzard Conference in 2011 a ceasefire would be forcibly enacted momentarily due to the lack of conflict. Suddenly he hears a voice in his ear.

"Salvage that bunker! "
With time running out - he panicks. A moment later the bunker vanishes in a puff of minerals.
Wait. What did I just do?

"You have been defeated!"
Fuck.

And that is the story of how I got Moonan to lose 10 points on ladder when he was one second away from a draw.

****
ProgamerDesigner of Aeon's End
tgun
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
434 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 18:27:51
July 16 2011 18:21 GMT
#2
Five stars. An instant classic.
Table flipping good.

(ノ`_´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
July 16 2011 18:22 GMT
#3
True story. I was there.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
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dislike
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany54 Posts
July 16 2011 18:24 GMT
#4
QXC = awesome Storyteller

tell me a sleep-story, young prince!
dislike_this!
MrJargon
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom158 Posts
July 16 2011 18:24 GMT
#5
lmfao so pro, nice post.
DoA
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Korea (South)599 Posts
July 16 2011 18:25 GMT
#6
I heard about this. Moonan's a lucky guy to have you there supporting him!
I cast, therefore I am.
kellymilkies
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore1393 Posts
July 16 2011 18:25 GMT
#7
you've probably heard of him~
Be the change you wish to see in the world ^-^V //
Porta-
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway46 Posts
July 16 2011 18:25 GMT
#8
lol gg
phathom321
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1730 Posts
July 16 2011 18:26 GMT
#9
That was amazing.
"Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid." -L
501TFX
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria345 Posts
July 16 2011 18:26 GMT
#10
Oh yeah, great story! 5/5
Never let your dreams fade, run after them, run until you get them !
kingbob2
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9 Posts
July 16 2011 18:27 GMT
#11
Amazing!
" a cool and inspiring quote goes here"
Moobutt
Profile Joined May 2011
United States1996 Posts
July 16 2011 18:29 GMT
#12
Well done sir. Good read.
3/22/16 The Day EG Died
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
July 16 2011 18:30 GMT
#13
Witchcraft.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
July 16 2011 18:31 GMT
#14
Did he get the refund?
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
DroneAllDay
Profile Joined April 2011
United States140 Posts
July 16 2011 18:35 GMT
#15
Amazing, can we see the replay?
Don't pressure me please, I like my drones too much
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
July 16 2011 18:35 GMT
#16
wheres the replay omg rofl
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
July 16 2011 18:35 GMT
#17
Haha I thought this was going to be something from the campaign until I read General Moonan. Good stuff.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
Bambipwnsu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada698 Posts
July 16 2011 18:38 GMT
#18
you see? YOU SEE?

salvage so imba (needs buff)
LoL @ NA: bambipwnsu
Jonas :)
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States511 Posts
July 16 2011 18:39 GMT
#19
hahahahaha, no way! This replay needs to be uploaded
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3720 Posts
July 16 2011 18:40 GMT
#20
On July 17 2011 03:35 LuckyFool wrote:
wheres the replay omg rofl



this. we gotta have it! LOL
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
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