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DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
June 27 2011 07:00 GMT
#1
So I decided to have a little bit fun running the names on Chinese ladder from sc2ranks through Google translate and the results were... amusing at least

Here are some:

强大的小公主 - Rank 38 Protoss
+ Show Spoiler +
Powerful little princess


媽媽蟲 - Rank 51 Zerg
+ Show Spoiler +
Mother insect


猫猫爱我我爱猫猫 - Rank 56 Protoss
+ Show Spoiler +
I love cats I love cats


蛇蝎蛛蟾蜈 - Rank 64 Terran
+ Show Spoiler +
Vipers centipede spider toad


迅游叶子的柠檬树 - Rank 88 Protoss
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Fast travel lemon leaves


天津理工爷们太多 - Rank 33 Protoss
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Tianjin Polytechnic man too much


泽格特马灰常英爸 - Rank 31 Terran
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British father often gray Saeger Tema


同济特兰联邦英巴 - Rank 13 Protoss
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Pakistan Federal British Tongji Portland


凌宇西南石油大学 - Rank 116 Zerg
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Lingyu Southwest Petroleum University


泡面 - Rank 145 Zerg
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Instant noodles


纯情大表哥 - Rank 69 Zerg
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Innocent big cousin (Really..?)


绝望的煮夫 - Rank 112 Zerg
+ Show Spoiler +
Cook desperate husband (LOL)


猫姐没蛋不会疼 - Rank 152 Protoss
+ Show Spoiler +
Sister did not hurt the cat eggs (Cool story bro)


默默解开裤腰带 - Rank 139 Protoss
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Quietly unlock the waistband (What is this I dont even)



I didn't search for past 200, but I got some laughs off of these...

I have to remind, I am aware they are not accurate translations, just some funny abominations produced by Google translate I hope you enjoy

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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17083 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 07:11:39
June 27 2011 07:11 GMT
#2
They're not as bad as you might think :O

EDIT: The translations.
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
June 27 2011 07:12 GMT
#3
They're actually pretty accurate.
TranslatorBaa!
mijellin
Profile Joined November 2008
China740 Posts
June 27 2011 07:14 GMT
#4
Google messed up on some because of internet lingo, but fairly accurate for the rest.
DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
June 27 2011 07:15 GMT
#5
I see... They are funny nevertheless
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17083 Posts
June 27 2011 07:16 GMT
#6
Hahaha three confirmations from Chinese people in a row XD
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kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
June 27 2011 07:23 GMT
#7
most of the translation are pretty accurate, except "绝望的煮夫", "猫姐没蛋不会疼", "猫猫爱我我爱猫猫"

and it's pretty funny for what they chose as their user ID lol
and why the hell will they want to have this ("Quietly unlock the waistband") as their ID? and there's even one with the University name
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
June 27 2011 07:28 GMT
#8
quickly unlock waistband has to be the best.

with i love cats i love cats in close 2nd.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
June 27 2011 07:28 GMT
#9
why on earth would you use the university name ==

strange
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Raigeki
Profile Joined September 2010
Hong Kong207 Posts
June 27 2011 07:28 GMT
#10
猫猫爱我我爱猫猫 = cats love me i love cats
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
June 27 2011 07:32 GMT
#11

猫姐没蛋不会疼 - Rank 152 Protoss
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Sister did not hurt the cat eggs (Cool story bro)


this one is the most off
there's a Chinese meme called "蛋疼“ which literally says "egg-ache", and really means testicle-ache
it's generally used to express disgust, embarrassment, shock, and maybe many other unpleasant feelings, but can be used by both genders.
this one should say "I, as a female cat, don't have the balls so won't feel the ache"
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 27 2011 07:36 GMT
#12
Lol these are hilarious! Keep them coming if you have more.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
June 27 2011 07:43 GMT
#13
Haha, a lot of fun and the confirmations made them even more entertaining! Good job!
kdgns
Profile Joined May 2009
United States2427 Posts
June 27 2011 07:50 GMT
#14
some of these might make more sense if you realize that the chinese name for zerg is literally the "insect race" (虫族)
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 08:02:01
June 27 2011 07:52 GMT
#15
猫猫爱我我爱猫猫 - Cat loves me, I love cat.


天津理工爷们太多 - Tianjin Polytechnic University has too many guys (more straight-forwardly, not enough girls)
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Vinski
Profile Joined November 2010
505 Posts
June 27 2011 07:53 GMT
#16
I wish I could write a whole sentence in my name :/
"Sound is in a bad marriage, instead of divorcing her and keeping half your shit, he just committed suicide"
Asha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom38257 Posts
June 27 2011 07:57 GMT
#17
Quietly unlock the waistband is almost certainly going to be the name of any future account I make haha. Golden stuff, thanks for sharing.
kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 08:04:16
June 27 2011 08:01 GMT
#18
actually we cant blame them for making up some weird IDs though..

it's not like English whereby you can piece any alphabets together and it sounds or looks cool.. and there's the capitalization of letters to denote abbreviations..

for chinese, there arent.. every word simply have a meaning to it.. and they do not have a pronunciation system, so they cant put sounds like "INControl"/"IdrA" into chinese (pronunciations)

edit: but hell, there are still some weird names like University's name



On June 27 2011 16:57 Asha` wrote:
Quietly unlock the waistband is almost certainly going to be the name of any future account I make haha. Golden stuff, thanks for sharing.


that's 28 alphabets lol.. i doubt there will be any site/forums/games where you can register with that many characters
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
June 27 2011 08:04 GMT
#19
Btw OP can you link to their ladder? I want to take a look..
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
June 27 2011 08:12 GMT
#20
On June 27 2011 17:04 Sufficiency wrote:
Btw OP can you link to their ladder? I want to take a look..


Not OP, but here you go: Chinese ladder
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