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Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 03:51:40
June 24 2011 03:49 GMT
#41
On June 24 2011 12:13 kdgns wrote:
2 things to point out, OP is well withing his right to do so on his private property, (if the squirrel was the neighbor's pet, he wouldnt be)

The most common indicator of potential serial killers is violence to small fur bearing animals in youth...think about it.


Yeah, because serial killers kill others because they ruined his flowerbed.

Good job OP. They seem to look adorable, but wait till it goes to a bird nest and eats the bird eggs. :o)


e. oh, and next time i think you should try to cover the flowers with something, so those bastards won't ruin the next ones
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Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
June 24 2011 04:22 GMT
#42
After what they did,
The kills were reverse karma.
Squirrels weren't fast enough.
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Tegin
Profile Joined November 2010
United States840 Posts
June 24 2011 04:23 GMT
#43
Those bastards used to get in my parents garden in the backyard when I was a kid and my Dad would pay me to get rid of em. Squirrels and other small rodents are a bigger problem than a lot of people think, especially for farmers.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50533 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 04:30:32
June 24 2011 04:30 GMT
#44
On June 24 2011 12:48 TheRunawayFound wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 10:37 Zealotdriver wrote:
Nasty vicious squirrels ravaged my sunflowers.

They climbed up, piercing the stems with their sharp claws and infecting the plants with all manner of parasites and recklessly breaking off leaves.

Then they gnawed the flower heads a bit before decapitating the plants in a flurry of bites fueled by hateful rage.

The squirrels ate every seed and mortally wounded all of my beautiful sunflower plants. I had to pull them out.

WAR

My dog killed two of them by biting and shaking them. I shot one with a BB gun, which incapacitated it, then followed it up with an axe to the neck. One of the eyes popped out. But ultimately it's like 2 marines versus 10000 zerglings. There's just too many squirrels.



I hope you get killed very soon...

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what the fuck?

But a BB gun?Man you must have some good aim.
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Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
June 24 2011 04:32 GMT
#45
On June 24 2011 12:42 101toss wrote:
I think adding vultures into your composition will help alot
Well played.
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Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 06:29:56
June 24 2011 04:36 GMT
#46
On June 24 2011 13:32 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 12:42 101toss wrote:
I think adding vultures into your composition will help alot
Well played.


I feel Ravens would be more appropriate.

Best thread ever. I'm dying.


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Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 04:52:27
June 24 2011 04:49 GMT
#47
On June 24 2011 11:20 d(O.o)a wrote:
Now, if you're trying to imply it's right to kill the squirrels because they eat his flowers, would you kill your neighbor's dog if it trampled your flowers?

We certainly did when the dog was running trough the vegetable garden of some ppl in my grandma village... it was 5 years ago and the dog was just not gonna stop and he wasn't like a normal dog which steps smoothly and doesn't destroy anything, oh now he was more like " herp drep tomato gonna slam my had in it to see what happens" so one day someone just gave him a piece of poisoned food... ( before any smart ass tries to quote me on this, yes odorless poison exists so you can actually trick the dog into eating the food )

Also gratz one having that good of an aim, i think it must be hard to hit that small of a target with a BB gun :O
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
June 24 2011 06:24 GMT
#48
On June 24 2011 11:07 d(O.o)a wrote:
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On June 24 2011 10:57 Empyrean wrote:
On June 24 2011 10:55 endy wrote:
Poor squirrels They're just hungry.


Yeah

I think squirrels are adorable :<


I agree, I love watching them play tag in the park outside my house!

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On June 24 2011 10:45 Zealotdriver wrote:
On June 24 2011 10:40 Empyrean wrote:
On June 24 2011 10:37 Zealotdriver wrote:
I shot one with a BB gun, which incapacitated it, then followed it up with an axe to the neck. One of the eyes popped out.


Is this legal?

Yes.


It shouldn't be, it's awful. To brag about it is kind of sickening, why would you brag about mutilating an animal? "It's eye popped out" That's just disturbing.


I take it you live in the city.
IntoTheEmo
Profile Joined February 2009
Singapore1169 Posts
June 24 2011 08:00 GMT
#49
That'll teach you to fast expand instead of walling in your flower base vs a squirrel rush on God's Garden

On a serious note, I've only seen squirrels on TV, lol@Singapore.

If they constantly attack your flowers though, guess you don't really have a choice regardless.
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Tehbing
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Singapore99 Posts
June 24 2011 08:39 GMT
#50
On June 24 2011 17:00 IntoTheEmo wrote:
On a serious note, I've only seen squirrels on TV, lol@Singapore.


Oo I see squirrels regularly around my block but only ever 1 at any time. They're pretty elusive, its pretty easy to miss them since they run around real fast when humans are around.

Singaporeans generally feel squirrels are cute fluffy creatures since they're rare (maybe as rare of collosus drops) around here haha. I guess how you're looking at this squirrel infestation of yours is similar to how we look at rats here. Any sort of rat sighting will guarantee a citizen running to lodge a complaint with the authorities.
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 08:48:47
June 24 2011 08:44 GMT
#51
On June 24 2011 13:49 Aterons_toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 11:20 d(O.o)a wrote:
Now, if you're trying to imply it's right to kill the squirrels because they eat his flowers, would you kill your neighbor's dog if it trampled your flowers?

We certainly did when the dog was running trough the vegetable garden of some ppl in my grandma village... it was 5 years ago and the dog was just not gonna stop and he wasn't like a normal dog which steps smoothly and doesn't destroy anything, oh now he was more like " herp drep tomato gonna slam my had in it to see what happens" so one day someone just gave him a piece of poisoned food... ( before any smart ass tries to quote me on this, yes odorless poison exists so you can actually trick the dog into eating the food )

Also gratz one having that good of an aim, i think it must be hard to hit that small of a target with a BB gun :O


Wow that's fucked up, did you even explain the situation to the neighbor before poisoning his dog. Or was that a stray dog ? I would be pretty pissed if someone poisoned my dog :|


On June 24 2011 17:00 IntoTheEmo wrote:
On a serious note, I've only seen squirrels on TV, lol@Singapore.


:O Wtf dude, there are a lot of squirrels at the Singapore Botanic Gardens ! (as well as huge horrible spiders :'( )
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ZergOwaR
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway280 Posts
June 24 2011 08:51 GMT
#52
this is a pretty weird post..you should consider yourself lucky.. in the northernmost parts of norway you have to watch out so that reindeer don't get into your flowers

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RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
June 24 2011 09:04 GMT
#53
At least their not flying squirrels!!!
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
IntoTheEmo
Profile Joined February 2009
Singapore1169 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 09:29:17
June 24 2011 09:26 GMT
#54
On June 24 2011 17:44 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 13:49 Aterons_toss wrote:
On June 24 2011 11:20 d(O.o)a wrote:
Now, if you're trying to imply it's right to kill the squirrels because they eat his flowers, would you kill your neighbor's dog if it trampled your flowers?

We certainly did when the dog was running trough the vegetable garden of some ppl in my grandma village... it was 5 years ago and the dog was just not gonna stop and he wasn't like a normal dog which steps smoothly and doesn't destroy anything, oh now he was more like " herp drep tomato gonna slam my had in it to see what happens" so one day someone just gave him a piece of poisoned food... ( before any smart ass tries to quote me on this, yes odorless poison exists so you can actually trick the dog into eating the food )

Also gratz one having that good of an aim, i think it must be hard to hit that small of a target with a BB gun :O


Wow that's fucked up, did you even explain the situation to the neighbor before poisoning his dog. Or was that a stray dog ? I would be pretty pissed if someone poisoned my dog :|


Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 17:00 IntoTheEmo wrote:
On a serious note, I've only seen squirrels on TV, lol@Singapore.


:O Wtf dude, there are a lot of squirrels at the Singapore Botanic Gardens ! (as well as huge horrible spiders :'( )



Why would I wanna go there then :D, yeah I'm sure those kinds of places have them but unfortunately I don't live near those. (or fortunately)

Only spiders I wanna see are the ones that make Koreans go MINE DAEBAK
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Celial
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
2602 Posts
June 24 2011 10:18 GMT
#55
Kinda interesting thread. Apparently, in the US squirrels are a problem. In the rest of the world, they are cute little adorable cuddly gifts of god. Awesome display of different perceptions of the same thing.
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Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 13:16:19
June 24 2011 13:14 GMT
#56
This thread has delivered the lulz for me. When I was young, my family had a miniature farm going on, with a garden, chickens, rabbits, and such. And killing pests like annoying squirrels, escaped rabbits, crows, rats/mice, hawks etc was pretty commonplace. I got my first BB/pellet gun at the age of 11, and have gleefully murdered several hundred cute little fluffy woodland creatures. Only they weren't cute fluffy woodland creatures to me. They were the evil rabbits that would destroy a head of lettuce in about 20 seconds. Or demon possesed mice that would rip holes in our bags of rabbit feed and scatter it all over the floor of our shed. Or the genius crows that knew when I was carrying a rifle, and would quickly scatter. Otherwise, they'd sit watching our little baby chicks with a hungry eye, devil horns sprouting from their heads. And the hawks that we would never see until we saw the chickens freezing and hiding under trees, then going nuts when it swooped in on one of them.
I shot a rabbit with a .22 at about 75 yards once, with open sights, while it was hopping around....I am pretty good with a rifle, lol.

So reading all these replies about how op should be drawn and quartered for killing squirrels......just lol. These be some sheltered city folk here. :-)
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 13:26:53
June 24 2011 13:26 GMT
#57
When I was young and finally given a bb gun as a present by my parents, they gave me 1 strict rule which I always abided by. Don't shoot at anybody or animals.... There was however a caveat they soon made. Any squirrel on the bird feeders were fair game.

My aim became immaculate without damaging the bird feeder itself.

On a related note, my parents have a continuous stream on their property now. The pool at the top of the stream is by their deck which has a lot of the bird feeders around it. Squirrels find their way in but are too stupid to get out and and drown on a regular basis.
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Fumanchu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada669 Posts
June 24 2011 13:37 GMT
#58
On June 24 2011 12:13 kdgns wrote:
2 things to point out, OP is well withing his right to do so on his private property, (if the squirrel was the neighbor's pet, he wouldnt be)

The most common indicator of potential serial killers is violence to small fur bearing animals in youth...think about it.


Then I guess every single farmer growing up is a potential serial killer. You're mistaking controlled violence for remorseless torture. Potential serial killers don't shoot with a BB gun and follow up with an axe to the head. They trap it live, and skin it letting it die, or slowly cut off it's limbs one at a time to see how long it lives.
Easy doesnt fit into grownup life.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
June 24 2011 15:11 GMT
#59
Augh, I can relate. My garden is being attacked by *something*, probably either rabbits or squirrels, but I've never caught them in the act.

At my old place the neighbor's cat used to do a pretty good job of killing everything on the block, but there seems to be no kitty hero here, T_T;

My poor shallots!
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
June 24 2011 15:20 GMT
#60
On June 24 2011 11:08 neobowman wrote:
My friend.

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omg I couldn't stop laughing for about a minute. Good luck with your war
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