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Epic RL Trolling - Ex-Husband Pwns Ex-Wife

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kawaiiryuko
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States368 Posts
June 09 2011 21:30 GMT
#1
Oh, man. I read this story the other day and I was like, "Oh snap, she totally pwned him!"

And then the follow up today? WOW. Pwnage flying around left and right. You gotta check this out.

The first story (http://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2011/06/08/how-to-use-facebook-to-send-your-estranged-husband-to-jail/) goes something like this:

A man is arrested by federal authorities and charged with a felony for installing a GPS device in his ex-wife’s car. Nothing too unusual, right? Except the ex-wife found out about this GPS device through a fake Facebook account that she used to friend the ex-husband and then "struck up a rapport with him via private Facebook message." During this "rapport," the ex-husband confesses/boasts about using a GPS device to track his ex-wife as well as saying things like:

"Along with disclosing that he planned to flee with his children in early-June, Voelkert wrote that he was “going to find someone to take care of her and now it will be easier because I know where she is at all times.” He then added, “you should find someone at your school, there should be some gang bangers there that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000. I am just done with her crap!”

In a subsequent message, Voelkert stated, “With me gone with my kids, the police can’t pin anything on me as I will be in another state, so I will be fine.”


Murder for hire! GPS tracking! All over a custody dispute!

Feds swoop in, arrest the guy, and then you think, "Wow, that ex-wife sure got him. What a silly man for telling all of this to an anonymous internet 'friend'!"

But it gets better.

The second story (http://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2011/06/09/estranged-husband-wasnt-actually-duped-by-fake-teenage-facebook-account/) reveals that the /ex-husband/ knew all along that it was the ex-wife and was trolling her hardcore!

Federal prosecutors arrested David Voelkert on Friday, but then dropped the charges today. In a domestic dispute version of Spy vs. Spy, it turns out that Voelkert knew that his wife was behind the sexy teen account the whole time. He was playing her, in the hopes of proving that Angela Voelkert, 29, was “still tampering with his life,” reports the Smoking Gun. He got a notarized sworn affidavit on May 25 explaining his plan right after he received the friend request from “Jessica Studebaker.”


Not only did he know, he had the foresight to get a /notarized affidavit/ before hand (wherein he kept one for himself and left a copy with a relative) stating that he knew that it was his ex-wife and that he was totally just trolling her and he didn't intend to do any of the things that he said.

I'm just stunned speechless.

****
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 09 2011 21:35 GMT
#2
Why go through all that instead of just breaking up and asking for divorce? ><
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
June 09 2011 21:35 GMT
#3
Ah, the world is so interesting.
Dear Sixsmith...
elixir_gum
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States82 Posts
June 09 2011 21:36 GMT
#4
O.o this man is a genius
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kawaiiryuko
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States368 Posts
June 09 2011 21:37 GMT
#5
I think they are already divorced. They are fighting over custody of their kids and were each trying to gain some advantage in court using this subterfuge.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
June 09 2011 21:38 GMT
#6
oh my holy christ. I can't believe how awesome that was :D
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 09 2011 21:40 GMT
#7
So why isn't this in general? Just wondering.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
June 09 2011 21:41 GMT
#8
Notarized affidavit... wow.

I know the legal system already favors the mothers in custody cases, but this was pretty serious for the man to do.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
June 09 2011 21:42 GMT
#9
I love it when a plan comes together hahahahaha.
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
kawaiiryuko
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States368 Posts
June 09 2011 21:42 GMT
#10
I dunno if this should go in general or blog? But when I doubt, I err on the side of putting in Blog. If it should go to general, if a mod could kindly fix that, I'd be much obliged.
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
June 09 2011 21:43 GMT
#11
Ahh wow what a guy. A little bit sad but props to the guy for winning out in the end.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 09 2011 21:45 GMT
#12
Hahahaha wow.
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Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 09 2011 21:49 GMT
#13
You spoilt me with your title D:
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
June 09 2011 21:49 GMT
#14
I'm impressed, hahaha
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Drazerk
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom31255 Posts
June 09 2011 21:53 GMT
#15
haha that guy is awesome
jeebuzzx
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada365 Posts
June 09 2011 21:53 GMT
#16
damn that is some good trolling
HuskyMUDKIPZ
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
228 Posts
June 09 2011 21:54 GMT
#17
That is so great, just pure awesome.
DarKFoRcE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany1215 Posts
June 09 2011 21:55 GMT
#18
Rofl, that made really made me laugh out loud :D Sick RL Troll indeed.
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HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
June 09 2011 21:56 GMT
#19
must refrain from posting a 4chan meme.

but this guy could become a deity in 4chan for this
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
June 09 2011 21:56 GMT
#20
Haha, good stuff right here.
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