On May 25 2011 07:12 Glaven wrote:
Ahaha. I'm so glad he got banned jesus he was annoying. Really did a big dis-service to the gay community. Thanks to everyone else who voted his blogs 1/5.

I did this once or twice, but then he took it as a sign he was 'getting to us' or something and I grew frightened and confused.

I mean... I understand that what he was doing was that really straightforward "reappropriation" tactic where someone says, 'YOU'RE SHIT!' and instead of saying,

Oh no, I'm shit

you say,

Damn straight, try and find someone shitter! Not possible! I'm the king of shit town.

If he wasn't an intentional troll, he was a goddamn savant or something.

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Edit: This seems a poor 400th post to have made.

pHelix Equilibria

United States1134 Posts

May 25 2011 00:43 GMT

#25

He was hilarious. TL limited his capabilities.

mizU

United States12125 Posts

May 25 2011 02:50 GMT

#26

Wait he got banned again?

I guess...

Council of Elrond declared that he shall not pass.

echO [W]

United States1495 Posts

May 25 2011 02:55 GMT

#27

Maybe he should've went to Cambridge to study philosophy, I hear they teach a class on how not to be banned on TL.

matjlav

Germany2435 Posts

May 25 2011 03:36 GMT

#28

Lol. I'm so glad this guy is gone so that he can stop ruining every discussion he steps into. The fact that all of his posts were stupid one-liners makes me doubt that he's anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.

Also, it was funny how much he obsessed over his own sexual orientation. He spammed the shit out of the "Gay Starcraft Players" thread, not to mention his ill-fated "Guys You Find Attractive" thread and blaming all of his temp bans on the mods being homophobic.

Was there a specific "user was banned for this post" or was the ban just the cumulative result of him being an idiot?

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50465 Posts

May 25 2011 03:37 GMT

#29

duuude how could you forget the Clarity joke.

matjlav

Germany2435 Posts

May 25 2011 03:43 GMT

#30

Will the OP take submissions on quotes to add to the list? I would like to suggest the following posts in the Gay Starcraft Players thread:

On May 02 2011 07:28 platorepublic wrote:

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That's not good enough, I'm afraid. You need to want to f me.

On May 05 2011 14:45 platorepublic wrote:
This is a gay thread, troll elsewhere. Of course we are sexist.

DivinO

United States4796 Posts

May 25 2011 07:26 GMT

#31

On May 25 2011 08:07 Comeh wrote:
He was so bad at posting Plexa had to come back from retirement to ban him.

Hahahahaha.

So pro. Thank you Plexa.

Gruv

United Kingdom379 Posts

May 25 2011 08:47 GMT

#32

And nothing of value was lost, thank crimeny he's gone he was doing my head in. >.>

redFF

United States3910 Posts

May 25 2011 22:47 GMT

#33

He is smart AND intelligent! <3

bITt.mAN

Switzerland3693 Posts

May 25 2011 22:51 GMT

#34

Holy shit that's right. I felt it perfectly natural to see Plexa keeping the fourm in check, but he's in retirement.

Awww Plato's gone, too soon, too soon.
If you want to know why I'm sad, it was because I ended up taking it upon myself to troll any and all his new blogs (go look for yourself):

There are a lot, but favorite one (apart from good/evil MY AAXXE, hi5 MizU + others) was in his cooking blog, where he failed at showing off his cooking and (lack of) French skills LINKYY

So what did I do? Well this will be a lot more funny if you can actually speak French so GL

I googled the most classic and simple French recipie I could think of, Steak au Poivre, and combed through the entire thing systematically changing the spelling to be incorrect, and finished it off with some quaint insults in French slang.

* Concasser les grains de poivre. Détailler 8 steaks dans le contre-filet et les passer (paner) dans le poivre afin de le faire adhérer sur les deux faces.
* Mettre à chauffer dans une grande poêle 1 dl d'huile et 50 g de beurre. Étaler les steaks sur une plaque et les assaisonner de sel fin sur les deux faces. Saisir les steaks dans la poêle chaude sur les deux faces. La cuisson varie suivant le résultat souhaité : bleu, saignant, à point, bien cuit.
* Retirer les steaks au terme de leur cuisson. Réserver au chaud.
* Dégraisser la poêle, déglacer au cognac, laisser flamber. Ajouter le vin blanc, laisser réduire 2 minutes et mouiller au fond de veau lié. Laisser réduire 4 à 5 minutes. Retirer du feu et incorporer le beurre en petites parcelles par un mouvement de rotation du récipient. Rectifier l'assaisonnement.
* Disposer les steaks dans un plat. Napper délicatement les steaks de sauce. Servir.

Became

On May 24 2011 06:36 bITt.mAN wrote:

Now try this:

Concaser les graiens de poivre. Détailer 8 stéaks dans le contre-fillet et les paser dans le poivre affin de le faire adhérer sûr les deux faces.
Mettre à chaufer dans un grand poêle 1 dl d'huile et 50 g de beure. Étaler les stéaks sur une plaque et les asaisoner de sel afin sur les deux faces. Saisir les stéaks dans le poêle chaude sur les deux faces.
Ensuite, retirer les stéaks au terme de leurs cuissons. Réserver au chaud.
Dégraiser la poêle, déglacer au cognac, laisser flamber. Ajouter le vin blanc, laiser réduiser 2 minutes et mouiller au fond de veau lié. Laiser réduire 4 à 5 minutes. Retirer du feu et incorporer le beurre en petites parceles par un mouvement de rotattion du récipient. Rectifier l'asaisonement.
Disposser les stéaks dans un plat. Couvrir les steaks du sauce. Servir. Ziva, bave l'ouf ki bade é'smok 2 ta geul

I hope I didn't make too many spelling mistakes, this isin't the computer I write my French essays on (well not anymore now that I'm done with that) so it doesn't have that spellcheck, and I may have made a few factual mistakes but it's been a while ^^

Spekulatius

Germany2413 Posts

May 25 2011 23:03 GMT

#35

On May 25 2011 12:43 matjlav wrote:
Will the OP take submissions on quotes to add to the list? I would like to suggest the following posts in the Gay Starcraft Players thread:

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This is how it starts. Slowly and creepingly this will turn into a Plato FanClub Thread.

The infestation has begun.