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Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
May 10 2011 04:43 GMT
#1
before we begin, choose your ghinblog soundtrack:
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if you play random:
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was playing when i started writing

you play a non-random race, or are just random in spirit:
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lol dont ask, i have no idea either

u think random is for cheezers lul:
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loooooooooooooooooooool l2p nub haw haw haw haw loooooooool suicide asaply pizza faced geek gg 10-0 with repz ez lolololololololololol rub a dub dub three nubs in a tub


I started playing SC2 again hardcore-ish recently. Right now I'm rank 30 Diamond (as if that means anything, I'm still awful). I might be awful, but there are tooooooooons of people worse than I am. I've been killing platinum dumbasses and losing to diamond nublets through things I wouldn't if I had played more and became familiar with timings.

I play random. Once I actually figure out what to do in some of my weak matchups and get game sense and timing I'll hopefully move up to masters. Here's what I do for each matchup and my awful guess at a winrate%:

---skip past here cuz u gots the attention deficit---

zvz 100%: 15 hatch, put roaches on ramp, defend speedling attack, gg i win 100% of games

zvt 50%: harass with muta, get fungals, camp outside his natural, ultra baneling, type "GG? LOL." I'm awful at zvt and this is one of the matchups I need to learn the terran timings and attacks.

zvp 60%: make roaches, fungal his army, gg. I don't feel this matchup is very deep. I need to learn to recognize an aggressive protoss style.

pvp 90%: adel no gas pvp. 2gate, attack with 4 zealots and chrono 2 stalkers, cannon your expo, kill his colossus, gg. everyone 4gates and they'll find the cannons and be behind, or try to break it and lose.

pvt 50%: hide in base, rush colossus, gg. another matchup i dont know well.

pvz 65%: i usually just get 2 forges fast, cover the map in observers and make a ton of gateways. not much going on in this matchup strategy wise.

tvt 90%: 2fact tank bw style, make a viking and turrets outside his base, gg. diamond terrans seem to have no idea how to play vs a contain and my positioning is good.

tvz 50%: 2fact tank, hide at natural behind 3 bunkers and 50 siege tanks until he sees it and expands too much like an idiot, gg. i lose this because i usually get too happy with the thors before i actually do damage to his base, or because i dont find out what hes doing.

tvp: 60%: 4 starport MASS BANSHEE. protoss have no fucking idea what to do against this and i usually win because they go stalker, or they go phoenix and i have 4 ports to make vikings. i lose this because i dont know the aggressive protoss openings and early game i'm only making off 1 barracks.

---skip to here cuz ur lazy and didnt read---

My original plan was to stream some replays and say stupid shit about how bad I am, but I saw 50+ streams listed and figured no one would bother lol. Also I couldn't find the guide on how to set up a stream and I'm not in the mood to solve puzzles. So this second half will be about random comments relating to starcraft that may or may not be interesting.

Because I play random, strange things often happen in my games. I see folks scout with their first worker. I see people ball up around their nexus because they assume I'll 6pool. You don't need to scout that early, random or not. You don't need to build your shit in a clump around your minerals. You only need to scout when the information will change your strategy. In the early game, this could be as late as when you get lings or that first stalker.

I think platinum is probably the worst league to be in. Bronze league is like "oh, i haven't played the game much, but when I do I'll probably move up to silver!!!!1!" and silver and gold are like "yah im getting better lulz but i still gotz plenty 2 lerns," but platinum is like "yuh i know lots of sc stuff and im good but too fucking lazy to improve and be actually good"

Casuals (a popular euphemism for idiots) think random is a race of cheesers. This couldn't be further from the truth. To be a random player, you need to love to play every race. This scientific term is known as RANDOM PRIED. Whenever you see a random player on the ladder, salute their love of starcraft and yell RANDOM PRIED.

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Legalize drugs and murder.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 10 2011 04:50 GMT
#2
If pride gives us pause, my love, then perhaps we have lived long enough
Thermia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States866 Posts
May 10 2011 05:03 GMT
#3
Eh, I play random, and although I never cheese, the majority of other random players I've met on the ladder usually do some kind of cheese/early allin. I often get accused of being a cheeser too when I say gl hf at the beginning of games, but i take that as my cue to 15cc/nexus because it nearly always means they'll be turtling a bit. I would say that diamond is the "yeah i know stuff and (think) i'm a good player but i don't play much" league, because I know a lot of people stuck there who generally know the strats and can execute them fairly well, but they don't know timings or what/when to look for specific giveaways so they make a lot of bad judgement calls and lose to stupid builds. I think it's generally a lot harder to get good as random than it is if you race pick because obviously learning 9 matchups instead of 3 and adjusting your play to fit the map and spawn positions is a lot tougher when you don't play a lot every single day.
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling. IGN: Mierin
DocNemesis
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Philippines446 Posts
May 10 2011 05:07 GMT
#4
Random is OP anyway. Herp de derp.
Here to kick ass....with Violence. And I got a blog site: http://nemesistrestkon.wordpress.com
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
May 10 2011 07:29 GMT
#5
I just don't like random because as a terran I don't like gas openers vs zerg but non gas openers vs T and P seem lackluster to me (atleast my style) and I always seem to get Random Zerg but I have to keep building that fucking refinery incase it is T or P
PandaCore
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany553 Posts
May 10 2011 10:19 GMT
#6
Gooo Randoms o/
I experience a lot of what you wrote as well, sounds pretty familiar.

Reminds of a fun story
It was RvP and I got Protoss too. So I scout and see he's going for 4gate, so I just go for 4gate myself. Find his proxy Pylon and destroy it, kill his first few Units and then roll over him with my attack.

Suddenly he starts to go like:
omg stupid random all in noob
go learn a race
seriously how bad can you be

So I don't know if he's pissed for me beating him with 4gate or I was playing random.

I usually have a different build for any match up though and try to play longer games:
ZvZ: Fast Baneling or Roach
ZvP: Roach/Hydra/Corrupter
ZvT: Ling/Bling/Infestor into Ultra/Broodlord/Infestor

TvT: 1/1/1 - Marine/Medivac/Tank
TvP: 3rax expand (I gotta find something else here) - Bio
TvZ: 2rax pressure expand into Marine/Tank/Thor

PvP: 4gate usually or 2gate robo
PvT: 3gate expand - Zealot/Stalker/Sentry/Colossi
PvZ: 2gate expand - Zealot/Stalker/Sentry/Colossi/(Void Ray)

Currently placed in Platinum, but haven't played a while.
Before my switch to Random I was a Diamond Zerg
I has a flavor
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
May 10 2011 10:39 GMT
#7
i just had a similar pvp where i 2gated him, killed his pylon probe, went in his base with 4 zealots and saw he had only 1 stalker. so i bring around 8 probes with me to make sure i finish the job, then he says:

OMG ALL IN MORE NOOB
UR GARBAGE

while he's trying to 4gate me lol
Legalize drugs and murder.
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