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SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
May 06 2011 06:18 GMT
#1
Been a little buggered recently with a bout of disease I got from my mom.

Piles.

It's annoying. It's painful and it makes you afraid to wipe after your no.2s. You just dab and if you're like me where the shower is 2 feet away from the golden throne(porcelain though I'm not emperor of the imperium) then you'll just hop in and soak away.

Apparently is hereditary as well.

Just my luck then. But dear me! It really hurts!

And guess what's the treatment. Cream or surgery. Dang man.

The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
May 06 2011 06:23 GMT
#2
...piles? That is not hereditary..as far as I know.
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-06 06:24:55
May 06 2011 06:23 GMT
#3
I would avoid vigorous anal sex as well.

+ Show Spoiler +
They can be are hereditary btw, I looked it up.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
SockMonkey
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom88 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-06 06:24:50
May 06 2011 06:24 GMT
#4
muscles tones can be inherited. Apparently her side of the family has a running history with it =/

Not getting any action. from the girlfriend.
The only bottlecaps one should collect are from the beers he drinks.
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