Hi. I'm RUSSIAN born, but raised in America. But I'm definitely RUSSIAN, like really RUSSIAN. Now I'm going to describe the gaming woes of a RUSSIAN man trapped inside the year 1999. I've spent so much time playing video games that my life has no other meaning. I only like MAN games, which come from before the new millennium. LIFE? Fuck life! WIFE? I'm married to video games!! FRIENDS? Who needs them? I have GAMES!! Unfortunately, I'm one of those people who plays video games to win. FUN? Fuck FUN! Video games are only meant for WINNING! Not normal WINNING, we're talking Charlie Sheen-level WINNING. Therefore I only like video games that require skill, so WINNING means something! I mean if WINNING at old video games doesn't actually amount to anything (which we all know it does), then my life would be POINTLESS! I'm so EFFICIENT at WINNING it's fucking ridiculous.
LOOK AT THAT!! I'm so good at WINNING I've done it almost THREE THOUSAND times! But, I got too good at WINNING, so I quit. I mean if I didn't quit, I would have been so good it would be unfair. Oh, and since I didn't mention it before: people who play to have fun ruin the game. We all know that video games aren't entertainment, they are only vessels for us WINNERS to sublimate our WINNING into. FUN is irrelevant.
Now I'm coming back to real time (i.e. 2011). But rest assured, there will be WINNING!!!
***This is a parody blog, and the identity of the original blog will not be revealed, as to protect the real winner***
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