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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
May 05 2011 16:45 GMT
#1

I love food. In fact, I love food almost as much as I love beer.

Right now, I'm considering going to the dining hall and making one of my breakfast monstrosities that keeps me sane throughout the mornings of seeing the same breakfast menu for the past three years.

How to make:

Ingredients:
Crispy bacon
Croissants
Cream cheese

Preparation:
Cut a croissant in half (as you would do if using it for a sandwich).
Spread cream cheese on both halves.
Stuff if with bacon, close and enjoy!

Haha, okay, so maybe it isn't much of a recipe, but it's damn delicious. The buttery croissant on the outside with the cool cream cheese mixing with the hot and crispy bacon within. It is amazing! Then again, I'm also addicted to sweet-salty combinations. Kettle corn? Mmm... Snyder's Honey Mustard and Onion Nibblers? Mmmmmm... Teriyaki Beef Jerky? Mmm...

Of course, I love just salty things, too. I really am a sodium addict when it comes down to it. In fact, I think the only purely sweet food I love are the Cranberry Blissbars from Starbucks. They are fucking scrumptious and you should try them next winter (they are seasonal)! Oh, oh, and my mom's berry crisp, because it tastes awesome, is slightly tart, and is packed with TLC. I enjoy chocolate and all of that jazz, too, but I figure that's just normal.

Some of my other favorite snacks are Gardettos, garlic and herb Triscuits with marinated mozzarella, peppered Beef Jerky, and ranch Corn Nuts.

My love of food is one of the few reasons I can appreciate life not being fair, because, if life was fair, I'd be fat.

**
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-05 17:03:02
May 05 2011 17:01 GMT
#2
I so envy you for your last sentence. I love food more than anyone I know, yet I gotta restrain myself or I'll explode while my friends can feast completely remorselessly. Oh cruel world...

And it's not gotten easier since I moved to France. Imagine that.
Always smile~
DumEN
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden123 Posts
May 05 2011 17:15 GMT
#3
Not gonna lie, thought you were going to talk about MF DOOM's album MM...FOOD.
Baeron
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany32 Posts
May 05 2011 17:50 GMT
#4
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ExquisiteRed
Profile Joined February 2011
396 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-05 17:52:41
May 05 2011 17:52 GMT
#5
On May 06 2011 02:15 DumEN wrote:
Not gonna lie, thought you were going to talk about MF DOOM's album MM...FOOD.



lol thats what I was thinking too
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
May 05 2011 17:53 GMT
#6
i can only imagine how disgustingly good the recipe would taste if you made your own croissants and bacon.

unfortunately, curing bacon takes a week and 2 hours to smoke, and homemade croissants take at least 8 hours.

life isn't fair.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
May 05 2011 18:26 GMT
#7
not sure what to think about cream cheese + bacon mix... ~_~ :p
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-05 18:44:30
May 05 2011 18:43 GMT
#8
On May 06 2011 02:01 Spekulatius wrote:
I so envy you for your last sentence. I love food more than anyone I know, yet I gotta restrain myself or I'll explode while my friends can feast completely remorselessly. Oh cruel world...

And it's not gotten easier since I moved to France. Imagine that.

The worst thing is when people rag on people for their weight/fat. Most don't realize that the biggest factor deciding your weight is your genetics -_-


I'm not quite sure about the bacon cream cheese croissant tho lol. Cream cheese is always hit or miss to whether or not I like it on something or not. I can imagine if it was heated it would taste amazing tho.
URfavHO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States514 Posts
May 05 2011 18:48 GMT
#9
On May 06 2011 03:26 Metal[x] wrote:
not sure what to think about cream cheese + bacon mix... ~_~ :p

Here in America we actually have one of the greatest innovations of all time... bacon flavored cream cheese! can't find a picture of it though :\ there must be too much shame.
BloodNinja
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2791 Posts
May 05 2011 20:41 GMT
#10
If you haven't tried chocolate covered bacon..... you should.
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
May 05 2011 20:50 GMT
#11
On May 06 2011 01:45 Riku wrote:

My love of food is one of the few reasons I can appreciate life not being fair, because, if life was fair, I'd be fat.

This is beautiful. You've given me a whole new prespective.

If I had croissants I'd make your recipie right now. :x
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
May 05 2011 21:37 GMT
#12
On May 06 2011 02:01 Spekulatius wrote:
I so envy you for your last sentence. I love food more than anyone I know, yet I gotta restrain myself or I'll explode while my friends can feast completely remorselessly. Oh cruel world...

And it's not gotten easier since I moved to France. Imagine that.


Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. Enjoy some french onion soup for me, though!

On May 06 2011 02:53 kainzero wrote:
i can only imagine how disgustingly good the recipe would taste if you made your own croissants and bacon.

unfortunately, curing bacon takes a week and 2 hours to smoke, and homemade croissants take at least 8 hours.

life isn't fair.


Haha, I have the problem with doubling the amount of butter required in about everything I make, though! My friend and I are actually curing some bacon together right now, so maybe we'll have to try making it fully home-made!

On May 06 2011 03:48 tryclops wrote:
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On May 06 2011 03:26 Metal[x] wrote:
not sure what to think about cream cheese + bacon mix... ~_~ :p

Here in America we actually have one of the greatest innovations of all time... bacon flavored cream cheese! can't find a picture of it though :\ there must be too much shame.


And bacon salt and bacon mayonnaise and I've even have tried bacon flavored vodka! While I appreciate the bacon salt on my eggs with breakfast, I would recommend everyone avoid bacon vodka.

On May 06 2011 05:41 BloodNinja wrote:
If you haven't tried chocolate covered bacon..... you should.


Oh, believe me, I have! :3

On May 06 2011 05:50 Crazyeyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2011 01:45 Riku wrote:

My love of food is one of the few reasons I can appreciate life not being fair, because, if life was fair, I'd be fat.

This is beautiful. You've given me a whole new prespective.

If I had croissants I'd make your recipie right now. :x


Thank you! It makes me glad to hear it!

:D
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
May 05 2011 21:41 GMT
#13
You eat so unhealthy, Riku. haha
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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
May 05 2011 21:57 GMT
#14
On May 06 2011 06:41 NeoIllusions wrote:
You eat so unhealthy, Riku. haha


Well... sometimes! I always have a huge salad with lunch and dinner and fruit with every meal.

I just eat tons of fatty, tasty things, too! :D

In high school I used to work out ~9 times a week, so I had to intake massive amounts of calories. I just never lost my taste for the fatty foods I had to eat!

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
May 05 2011 23:46 GMT
#15
For some reason you make me think of this:


On May 06 2011 01:45 Riku wrote:
My love of food is one of the few reasons I can appreciate life not being fair, because, if life was fair, I'd be fat.

Please don't take this personally, bit right now I dislike/envy/am jealous of you. D:<

Never tried croissants before like that, but I might give it a go some time when I don't feel too self-conscious about my weight. ^^;
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
May 06 2011 03:09 GMT
#16
On May 06 2011 08:46 MoonBear wrote:
For some reason you make me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

Show nested quote +
On May 06 2011 01:45 Riku wrote:
My love of food is one of the few reasons I can appreciate life not being fair, because, if life was fair, I'd be fat.

Please don't take this personally, bit right now I dislike/envy/am jealous of you. D:<

Never tried croissants before like that, but I might give it a go some time when I don't feel too self-conscious about my weight. ^^;


Haha, I've seen that video quite a few times and it makes me hungry every time I watch it!

Sometimes I also drool at select things on http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/ .
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
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