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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
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Impervious
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Marradron
Netherlands1586 Posts
 . Hope this helps. | ||
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Tin_Foil
United States243 Posts
Feel free to interchange names and activity. | ||
Arrian
United States889 Posts
dunno. seems the best way to get people's attention these days. | ||
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Vlare
748 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.The last part of this post is mega creepy. lmfao. | ||
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Piste
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Ganjamaster
Argentina475 Posts
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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
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Hot_Bid
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Marradron
Netherlands1586 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote: Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices. If you choose to ignore my perfect solution I suggest you do this. Nothing draws more attention then you just creeping her out. This is a sure way to get noticed. | ||
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ZedZin
United States27 Posts
You have to man up and do it now. Make up some fake confidence and just ask. I did that and score pussy in college easily with strangers all the time. Walk up to her in front of all her friends, that's the ultimate challenge. Cool story bro, but one time I went up to a chick who was all alone and asked "Hey, wanna go out?" and she said "I have a boyfriend." rejection, but right after that slut left my sight a girl arrived with her clique right behind her and I just had the 'rejection' confidence so I just went up to her and asked her "Hey, wanna go out?", just like the other girl.. and she looked at me and said "well I mean, I got to get your number first don't I?" yeeeeee | ||
Heyoka
Katowice25012 Posts
What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. | ||
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PaPoolee
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote: no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. HAHA 5/5 made me lol :p. | ||
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Poo
Canada536 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:01 Ganjamaster wrote: Honest advice: Ask her for some class related stuff, such as homework problems, the course book, the syllabus, whatever you think is more feasible normal. Once you have broken the ice, introduce yourself, be thankful for the help she is giving you and ask if you can reciprocate by helping her out, buying her some coffee etc.. Ganjamaster is pro advice. I'd go with that. | ||
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Tin_Foil
United States243 Posts
1st. Walk up whenever and say, "Jinro says you should date me". If she doesn't know her own national hero then don't waste your time. 2nd. Ask a TL member to tutor you in a Swedish pick up line. This way you can ask privately while in public, and get bonus points for effort. | ||
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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
and shes not been home for ~3 years so she said her swedish is pretty nonexistant and she gets made fun of when she calls home hahahaha. | ||
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lolsixtynine
United States600 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.This is so creepy... please don't do this to your crush  | ||
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Tin_Foil
United States243 Posts
3 years on an exchange program, wow, that would be crazy I think. Haha, I think I'd be more nervous asking a girl about a pro sc2 player I'm a fan off that asking her out. | ||
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
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ifonlyiwereawsum
United States484 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:57 Tin_Foil wrote: Definitley mid-class. Stand up in the middle of whatever you teacher is saying, and pull a, "excuse me mr. Teacher man, there is something I have to do", turn to the pretty little lady, "hey there Dollface, what would you way to some putt-putt?" Feel free to interchange names and activity. This sounds plausible. But on a serious note, Just catch her before/after class or something and use a corny pick up line like the library card one. Or explain how you are an astronaut and your next mission is to Uranus. | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
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Tin_Foil
United States243 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:01 Attican wrote: Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re. Really? This got suggested twice? Was it in some movie or tv show? At least you didn't make it all creepy like the last guy. | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
she wont know wtf is going on viola, an opening for conversation! "oh hey sorry about the snot. I felt an urge coming, so I braced myself on you" | ||
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Brees
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
anyways agree with the whole relating it to class thing, its pretty safe and if you can tell she isnt into you, you dont have to go through with it and just remains at homework help. | ||
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Bereft
United States1007 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.LOOOOOL at this. so creepy. and unless it's just water, i can't see her not getting pissed. | ||
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hifriend
China7935 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.Great advice, but I have a suspicion things could get a little awkward when you pull out a bunch of paper towels from your bag. :/ Swedish girl huh? What uni?  Maybe I can provide you with some good swedish openers you can practice in front of the mirror. :D | ||
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reprise
Canada316 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote: Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices. While breathing loudly and making hard grunting noises. | ||
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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:29 hifriend wrote: Great advice, but I have a suspicion things could get a little awkward when you pull out a bunch of paper towels from your bag. :/ Swedish girl huh? What uni? Maybe I can provide you with some good swedish openers you can practice in front of the mirror. :D hehehehe its just a little community college. im leaning more towards school related crap or just straight up walking up to her after class and being like sup you're cool and i'd like to get to know you better, want to go out and do something sometime? | ||
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Impervious
Canada4199 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:34 Trowabarton756 wrote: hehehehe its just a little community college. im leaning more towards school related crap or just straight up walking up to her after class and being like sup you're cool and i'd like to get to know you better, want to go out and do something sometime? That would probably work best..... Grow some balls and get it done. | ||
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:01 Attican wrote: Here's what you do, walk by with a cup of water, pretend to lose your balance and spill a little on her/her stuff. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, I'm always clumsy like that". As you help clean up the spill ask if you can make it up to her by buying her a drink sometime. 100% absolutely fool proof plan, gg no re. Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate. | ||
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des
United States507 Posts
now you can't ask her out :[ | ||
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MarthVader
United States63 Posts
If she's on her phone this will work, whatever is on her phone can wait. If she's with her friends just ask if you can steal her for a second. If she leaves quickly just yell out to her to wait. (This is from the perspective of a girl so if that adds credit to it, yay.) | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
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Kamille
Monaco1035 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote: no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. Definitely this. Otherwise you'll be the speaker of this poem http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html. | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:56 kNyTTyM wrote: Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate. Lol, it works even when it's not even happening. Might look a little strange to be walking around class with a huge jug of water though. | ||
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adeezy
United States1428 Posts
If she says no and that's it just end the awkwardness by saying oh okay and that may be the only time you ever talk to her If she says yes, you just opened a world of possibilities Good luck | ||
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Straught
Mexico157 Posts
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GoShox
United States1837 Posts
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bjornkavist
Canada1235 Posts
1. Do it in person, not through the phone, texting, facebook etc. 2. If you can't get some time alone with her, than make some, ask her to study with you. walk her to her next class and talk to her. All very easy things to do, you just gotta tell yourself you can do it. 3. Be confident, don't second guess yourself, and be sure of what your doing when you ask her out. If your not, than they will bitch you out, it's happened to me lol. | ||
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Mahs
Netherlands171 Posts
Instructional image: + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/qdt3X.jpg) | ||
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green.at
Austria1459 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote: Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices. works. every. time. | ||
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esla_sol
United States756 Posts
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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
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Tin_Foil
United States243 Posts
On April 29 2011 05:48 GoShox wrote: Give her a link to this topic and ask her what her thoughts are on it. The next day, use her ideas on her. Yes. | ||
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DEN1ED
United States1087 Posts
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Marradron
Netherlands1586 Posts
On April 29 2011 06:09 Trowabarton756 wrote: Hahaha thanks for all the advice, I flagged her down after class as we were walking to our cars and just said that she was someone i'd like to get to know better and if she was free sometime for dinner or something else. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, but she did at least say thanks for the offer before we both parted ways. This could all have been prevented if you were a better stalker. A true stalker always know that status of his victem. These days its very easy to find out by facebook. While you're there you might actually check their hobys, friends, interests so you can use those for a 100 procent creeper experience. Too be serious though. Some girls do say such things instead of just plain saying no. Check her facebook to see if she was lieing. Depending how bad you want her you can try continue if she's single. | ||
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matjlav
Germany2435 Posts
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SONE
Canada839 Posts
On April 29 2011 05:59 switchdev wrote: What you want to do is wait for her to sit down in class, and wait for the teacher to almost start the lesson. As soon as it starts getting quiet and she hangs up the phone, your timing window starts. You'll have roughly 20 seconds to execute the following:
Instructional image: + Show Spoiler + a video with a slight modification + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote: no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. LOL | ||
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Chef
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On April 29 2011 06:09 Trowabarton756 wrote: Hahaha thanks for all the advice, I flagged her down after class as we were walking to our cars and just said that she was someone i'd like to get to know better and if she was free sometime for dinner or something else. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, but she did at least say thanks for the offer before we both parted ways. Ok, what happened here is that she lied and you gained experience. | ||
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Kutsuki
United States29 Posts
her: I have a boyfriend. you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning. her: lolwat? you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on? | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote: If you run into this problem: her: I have a boyfriend. you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning. her: lolwat? you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on? lololol that's fucking great. | ||
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OutlaW-
Czech Republic5053 Posts
On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote: If you run into this problem: her: I have a boyfriend. you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning. her: lolwat? you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on? ok, this is actually hilarious | ||
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Trowabarton756
United States870 Posts
On April 29 2011 06:51 Chef wrote: There's no need to over think it or anything. Either you are good at this kind of stuff, or you don't have practice. If you don't have practice, expect failure (in the form of incredibly awkwardness), but also expect to learn Ok, what happened here is that she lied and you gained experience. I don't understand, why are all of you so sure that she was lying haha. Why does it matter if she does or doesn't, either way shes probably uninterested and was just letting me down softly. | ||
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Crazyeyes
Canada1342 Posts
What did you learn? | ||
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:56 kNyTTyM wrote: Even better. Carry a massive jug of water into class and proceed to pour into on her. Then be like "hey baby if you like getting wet then we can *insert wet activity here*". I'd suggest surfing, rafting, or water balloon fights. If the above quote works 100% of the time this is 1000x times better. In other words a 100000% success rate. Hey baby if you like getting wet we can *insert wet activity here*? I thought he was asking her out, not trying to bang her.. | ||
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SushilS
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On April 29 2011 04:11 ZaplinG wrote: approach her from behind, grab her buttocks firmly and sneeze on her head. she wont know wtf is going on LOWUT!!!?? Wat you need to do is act all manly and shit and go up to her; and the moment right before you talk to her just go all to pieces!! Just fumble stammer stumble etc. Repeat atleast 2 or 3 times... 1-2 episodes of retching or maybe pulling out an inhaler and using it like youve just had an acute attack of asthma should be included in the routine... Then just ignore her for the rest of the term. After doing this tell me wat happens,k? And I will advise as required. | ||
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flowSthead
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"Hey baby. Mmmm. Whats your opinion on carbon taxin as an effective financial incentive for environment protection? Oh, sorry girrlll, was that too personal? Lets start over. You lookin fine, hows about we engage in some feminist discourse, sex revolution style." | ||
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imPERSONater
United States1324 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:56 emperorchampion wrote: I'm jacking this advice from another thread, but obviously the best way is to pick off tiny pieces of eraser and keep throwing them at her until you get her attention- then ask here out. In the words of baller, this cannot fail. If Baller said it, it is perfect. Living Legend. | ||
zatic
Zurich15325 Posts
Oh wait wrong forum. | ||
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JMave
Singapore1803 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:03 Hot_Bid wrote: Obviously the solution here is to stare creepily until she notices. LOL!!! this thread is full of win. | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in" | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
best way imo: ![[image loading]](http://cdn.churchcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/will-you-go-out-with-me-pokemon-gameboy-color.jpg) | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
On April 29 2011 15:46 OpticalShot wrote: lol confession thread best way imo: o.0 | ||
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blade55555
United States17423 Posts
Although OP sucks she has a boyfriend thats gotta be a bummer. | ||
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
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AnxiousHippo
Australia1451 Posts
Edit: The reason you never see her alone is that you're on TL too much | ||
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SushilS
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On April 29 2011 14:44 imPERSONater wrote: If Baller said it, it is perfect. Living Legend. Baller didnt say it: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=141456#10 | ||
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:09 heyoka wrote: no no no, I saw someone do this in person yesterday and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What you do is hand her a library card and say "do you take these?" and then when she looks confused you pull out "CUZ I'VE BEEN CHECKING YOU OUT". It should be easy from there, in fact you will probably have to tell her to back off because she won't leave you alone for the rest of the semester. I'm actually gonna try this. I have a knack for getting away with really cheesy pick-ups. On April 29 2011 15:45 HaXXspetten wrote: Got an amazing pick-up line, which is pretty much guaranteed to get her attention and make her laugh: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha | ||
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ZedZin
United States27 Posts
On April 29 2011 14:48 zatic wrote: Please post a replay. Oh wait wrong forum. This. Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU | ||
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Thrill
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Wow, that is actually awesome. Did NOT expect that coming into this thread. Delivers on both comedy on content, wp blogger! | ||
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DracBloodaxe
Belgium4 Posts
for example: "By a bizarre unlikely coincidence an unprobable event is now occurring. this event with a chance of 1 on 125 216 349 257 which is now taking place is the folowing. I'm here right now talking with you about this chance of me asking you out" do this but maybe make up a longer or/and even more confusing sentence. she'll be trying to figure out what your getting at until the last moment. ps: never tried this myself but it does seem fun, no success ensured | ||
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BrTarolg
United Kingdom3574 Posts
Then nxt time, you man up, put on some decent clothes and say "hey im going out do to this xxx awesome thing, you should come. You wanna come?" and when she says "sry im busy" then you say "wow damn sucks your gonna miss it, well gonna do this other thing this other time which is also gonna be awesome, because my life is so much more amazing/interesting than yours and i want to invite you into my amazing world of incredibleness and relieve you of your boring life" | ||
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Canada410 Posts
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Geovu
Estonia1344 Posts
On May 04 2011 07:35 ZedZin wrote: This. Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU Why would you ban Chill from your blog lol. U still mad about IdrA? trololo | ||
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Conversion
United States3308 Posts
On May 04 2011 07:35 ZedZin wrote: This. Chill Edit: I have the perfect advice but you banned me from your blog for some reason. FU ... LOL poor chill. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On April 29 2011 03:56 emperorchampion wrote: I'm jacking this advice from another thread, but obviously the best way is to pick off tiny pieces of eraser and keep throwing them at her until you get her attention- then ask here out. In the words of baller, this cannot fail. But in all seriousness I like this idea. lol. | ||
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Mobius_1
United Kingdom2763 Posts
If anyone saw Day9's Jinx recap thing, then you'd know that the best way to find your true soulmate is: 1, wear a random tshirt 2, wait until she asks you "Do you really play random? Wow." 3, ??? 4, Nydus her main | ||
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Mobius_1
United Kingdom2763 Posts
On April 29 2011 05:04 MarthVader wrote: In my opinion you should just walk up to her and say "hi." If she's on her phone this will work, whatever is on her phone can wait. If she's with her friends just ask if you can steal her for a second. If she leaves quickly just yell out to her to wait. (This is from the perspective of a girl so if that adds credit to it, yay.) Any chance you could give more insight into this strat on a Friendday Wednesday? Edit: You know you've played too much Starcraft when you refer to the above as "strat". | ||
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The_LiNk
Canada863 Posts
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On April 29 2011 07:46 Crazyeyes wrote: Chef says she lied and you gained expereince. You gained experience! What did you learn? nothing yet, 112 more xp to level up | ||
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
On April 29 2011 06:56 Kutsuki wrote: If you run into this problem: her: I have a boyfriend. you reply: I have a calc exam in the morning. her: lolwat? you reply: Aren't we listing things we can cheat on? gonna quote this again, too much win ... | ||
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MoltkeWarding
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
On April 29 2011 04:11 ZaplinG wrote: approach her from behind, grab her buttocks firmly and sneeze on her head. she wont know wtf is going on viola, an opening for conversation! "oh hey sorry about the snot. I felt an urge coming, so I braced myself on you" I made the craziest noises trying not to laugh at work. This is the funniest thing i have ever read! I am going to tell all my friends | ||
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Lexpar
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On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.I love the way you think. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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clayn
Germany444 Posts
Now she has the choice: whether you got a new mobile phone or a handjob | ||
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redFF
United States3910 Posts
On April 29 2011 02:55 Marradron wrote: K I have the perfect way. It works 100% for me. You spill a drink on her. And while you help cleaning it off (Have paper towels ready to rub her with) ask her. No way she can say no to someone just trying to appolegise and help her clean up. And if she does say no you atleast touched her with the towels . Hope this helps.I would give anything to touch a girl with towels. | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Prepare the following items: -Chopsticks -Cup with flies in it -Super glue -Stylish hat -Shades Apply the superglue onto the tips of the chopsticks. Next time she is in class, put the cup with the flies in it underneath her seat. The flies will fly out and she'll notice at least one. Once she does notice one, get up, and catch the fly in midair with your chopsticks. Don't worry, it's a lot easier when you have superglue on your chopsticks because flies have pretty large wingspans while flying. Once you catch the fly with your chopsticks, put on your hat and your shades, hold the fly in front of your face, and then say: "the school's sanitation problem, isn't going to fly anymore". Blow the fly off the chopsticks as if you are blowing the smoke after firing a pistol, and then walk out of the room. The next day approach the girl and say: "Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes?" From there, it's up to you how you want to ask her out. Here are a few scenarios that can happen: You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: Wow, that fly yesterday, that was an amazing catch! You: Why thank you, you are quite a catch yourself You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: You are so skilled at using chopsticks! You: Girl, let me show you my skills with an even bigger piece of wood You: Hey, I had to leave class early yesterday, mind if I copy your notes? Her: Here's yesterday's notes You: Umm, aren't you gonna say that I'm so skilled at using chopsticks? | ||
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Canada718 Posts
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