Puny, the sly dark templar snuck into the palace. He had backstabbed God on his golden throne before, and this time, he was going to do it again.
He ducked past the watchful eye of a scanner sweep, but then suddenly, a chirping noise...
...and a perfectly placed mine flung him into the air.
When he landed, his body rent apart, in flames, bleeding, he tried to move, but suddenly realized his legs were gone, torn off by justice.
He tried to crawl, but then the cranking sound of a tank caught his attention. Atop it sat his target. It stopped in front of him, and just as he crawled forward to plunge his knife in, six vulture grenades caught him in the chest, and he stood there like T-1000 atop a steel factory platform for a split second, mouth open, chest cut open, and then was plunged into the everlasting hellfire beyond.
Survivor. The very words echoed in his ears as he fell into the fiery pit. Like purgatory, but worse, because suddenly there was the icy realization in his stomach--he and his fans would be stuck in Survivor FOREVER. That even though he had once tasted the sweet taste of victory, God now occupied the palace, and he was no more. NO MORE. And for another season, and all the seasons after that, he would be gone, dead, forgotten, his plasticine face never to appear on television, never to be attached to an individual league.
Somehow, though, his thoughts did not dwell on that very much, because our HERO GOD was busy crushing his boot into his spine for a second time.
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Judgement, bitches. That's what you get for messing with God.
You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
On April 22 2011 00:36 disciple wrote: You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
On April 22 2011 00:36 disciple wrote: You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
On April 22 2011 00:36 disciple wrote: You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
hahaha nice, I even read it in Liam Neeson's voice
On April 22 2011 00:36 disciple wrote: You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
The next time Bisu is victorious?
Sorry, I don't think I'll follow SC2 as strongly as I do BW
On April 22 2011 00:36 disciple wrote: You do have the balls to make this again, I really like your style. But be warned. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a lot of fanwars like this. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let it go and celebrate every win of Flash over Bisu in a friendly way, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill the very Flash fan inside you. So the next time Bisu is victorious, it wont be easy for you.
The next time Bisu is victorious?
Sorry, I don't think I'll follow SC2 as strongly as I do BW
EPT
