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SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
February 11 2011 20:03 GMT
#1
Okay...

So I am at the club last night.

I end up striking up a conversation with an older gentleman named Joe.

He notices, rather adroitly, that I am smoking a cigarette and he asks me, "Hey, can I have one."

So, being the dickhead that I am, I respond "Well... what do I get?"

"How about any one thing from my wallet."

He pulls out a five pound mark, a ten euro mark... and a twenty dollar bill.

I think ten euros is actually worth the most but... fuck that...

so I grab the 20.00

There is literally a cigarette vending machine ten feet away where he could buy a whole pack for less than half of the cost.

But I am not one to look a gift horse in the mouth...

And that's how my night of clubbing paid for itself.

*
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
February 11 2011 20:04 GMT
#2
If it costs 20 USD to party in the club, then you are at the wrong club my friend.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Nyx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Rwanda460 Posts
February 11 2011 20:05 GMT
#3
On February 12 2011 05:04 itzme_petey wrote:
If it costs 20 USD to party in the club, then you are at the wrong club my friend.


Yup and you don't share cigarettes? Bastard
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
February 11 2011 20:06 GMT
#4
I actually find that extremely selfish. It's one cigarette. I don't get it.

Also,
On February 12 2011 05:04 itzme_petey wrote:
If it costs 20 USD to party in the club, then you are at the wrong club my friend.

Agreed.
you are perfect porcelain.
Nyx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Rwanda460 Posts
February 11 2011 20:09 GMT
#5
On the subject of paying for a club night, does anybody else go to the casino directly after if they don't pick up a girl?
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
February 11 2011 20:15 GMT
#6
I dont smoke and have no idea why some one shares cigarettes and some one doesnt but this was an amazing exchange. GJ
but you will never know if you could get more if you share just one.
FreezerJumps
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada653 Posts
February 11 2011 20:17 GMT
#7
You should try to space out the lines in your post more. It's so cluttered and hard to read the way you have it.
Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada967 Posts
February 11 2011 20:23 GMT
#8
*Clap...Clap...Clap*
Team[AoV]
Firereaver
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
India1701 Posts
February 11 2011 20:24 GMT
#9
Smoking is injurious to health.+ Show Spoiler +
:p
"They drone drone drone , me win" - JangMinChul(Iron/oGsMC)
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 20:35:26
February 11 2011 20:32 GMT
#10
Actually the guy was really cool about it.

I wasn't being an asshole about it, we were just kinda chatting around.

I think the money just didn't matter to him. He kept saying how much he loved Americans and America and how great it was here.

Are you guys implying that I should have spent 'more' than 20.00 at the club or 'less'?

P.S ONE STAR!? UGH~!
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
-Frog-
Profile Joined February 2009
United States514 Posts
February 11 2011 20:33 GMT
#11
i thought you hated clubs?

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=175853
powered by coffee, driven by hate.
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 20:57:41
February 11 2011 20:36 GMT
#12
Frog! You remembered!

That's sweet.

I am trying to keep a more open mind about this stuff these days. Who wants to sit around at home all night, right?

Also edit: If you give cigarettes to every person at the club who asks you for one you will very quickly have no cigarettes left. Am I the only one who has observed this?
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
Nyx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Rwanda460 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 20:46:24
February 11 2011 20:45 GMT
#13
On February 12 2011 05:32 SpicyCrab wrote:

Are you guys implying that I should have spent 'more' than 20.00 at the club or 'less'?



Much, much more...

Also edit: If you give cigarettes to every person at the club who asks you for one you will very quickly have no cigarettes left. Am I the only one who has observed this?


You don't let people take the piss, but if somebody needs a smoke you give them one and if you need one you ask politely for one.
FlashIsHigh
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States474 Posts
February 11 2011 21:07 GMT
#14
Yea man smokers creed, cuz when u need one its always nice for someone to bum you one, but i see where your story was headed
KT Flash// WhiteRa/Scarlett/Naniwa/MC/Huk/Nony
Antimage
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1293 Posts
February 11 2011 21:09 GMT
#15
Unless the guy tries to antagonize you in any way or was hitting on your friends, I would never say something like that especially at a club. It's best to be as friendly as possible at a club... because you don't know what might happen later on that night where you might need help/an extra hand/a ride home etc.
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
February 11 2011 21:11 GMT
#16
On February 12 2011 05:32 SpicyCrab wrote:
Are you guys implying that I should have spent 'more' than 20.00 at the club or 'less'?

More.

On February 12 2011 05:32 SpicyCrab wrote:
P.S ONE STAR!? UGH~!

Unimportant. :>
you are perfect porcelain.
esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
February 11 2011 21:15 GMT
#17
love it, had a similar situation

outside smoking, guy wants one. i pull out my pack and show him ive got one left. he pulls out a 10. sweet.

also had a second pack in my back pocket ^^
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
February 11 2011 22:11 GMT
#18
That Joe character sounds pretty cool, you should have given him a cigarette
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
February 11 2011 22:17 GMT
#19
You're kind of an ass.

Although I'm really wonder what Joe's motivation was there.
Qzy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Denmark1121 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 22:22:22
February 11 2011 22:22 GMT
#20
Isn't this prostitution? "I'll give you a 20 dollars for that cigarette, if you ... *RAWR!*"..

That sort of thing? Congrats, man - you sold yourself =).
TG Sambo... Intel classic! Life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
February 11 2011 22:22 GMT
#21
Guy clearly wanted your booty dude
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 22:40:04
February 11 2011 22:39 GMT
#22
Seriously, what kind of club was this? Something is weird...
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
February 11 2011 22:52 GMT
#23
I feel this vid is very relevant.

Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
Sleight
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
2471 Posts
February 11 2011 23:05 GMT
#24
Wait wait wait.... Who pays 20 bucks at a club? That is exhorbitant man. I don't exactly know what y'all do but unless I am going home with some gal, I don't know that I've ever spent more than 10, and with the girl tax is barely tops 20 typically.

I lived in Boston and have been out in a number of major cities and definitely don't understand paying even 20...
One Love
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
February 11 2011 23:13 GMT
#25
On February 12 2011 08:05 Sleight wrote:
Wait wait wait.... Who pays 20 bucks at a club? That is exhorbitant man. I don't exactly know what y'all do but unless I am going home with some gal, I don't know that I've ever spent more than 10, and with the girl tax is barely tops 20 typically.

I lived in Boston and have been out in a number of major cities and definitely don't understand paying even 20...


what, I've burned more than 400$ on several occasions while I was a poor student, you can barely get inside with 20$
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-11 23:42:45
February 11 2011 23:37 GMT
#26
I am unconvinced. It seems to me that you can have a pretty good time and not even spend a dime...

In fact, I have found that getting too drunk is a really bad idea when clubbing (see my previous blog post @__@)

What am I supposed to be spending all of this money on?
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
February 11 2011 23:41 GMT
#27
On February 12 2011 08:05 Sleight wrote:
Wait wait wait.... Who pays 20 bucks at a club? That is exhorbitant man. I don't exactly know what y'all do but unless I am going home with some gal, I don't know that I've ever spent more than 10, and with the girl tax is barely tops 20 typically.

I lived in Boston and have been out in a number of major cities and definitely don't understand paying even 20...

I agree, I can get three beers and the cover for 15ish around here. Also, it sounds like the Joe guy probably had something inappropriate in his wallet.
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
February 11 2011 23:44 GMT
#28
He did, HP, he had... euros

*shudder*
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
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