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AyeH
United States534 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Here is a picture of the bottle I threw up into. It's not the prettiest thing to look at so you've been warned! + Show Spoiler + So TL. What is the craziest/weirdest thing you’ve done while you were drunk?! | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
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SpoR
United States1542 Posts
My stories are better. Ask pano for 1 | ||
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Bergys
Sweden337 Posts
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BabyToss!
Czech Republic588 Posts
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lungo
Denmark276 Posts
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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mesohawny
Canada193 Posts
I've done a lot of crazy shit when drinking, one time i walked to mcdonalds at like 6am to get some mcgriddles after a night of non-stop drinking, but it was actually 5:50am and they werent quite open yet.. I was getting impatient so i had a cigarette, when i realized that the backdoor to the kitchen was wide open (the door that leads out to the garbage area behind the place and shit) so I walked in there and started to make my own mcgriddle... They politely told me to leave after they all had a good laugh, and they gave me a discounted mcgriddle. | ||
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NeoLearner
Belgium1847 Posts
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MrArarat
Argentina132 Posts
On February 07 2011 23:29 NeoLearner wrote: I tried a Tequila Suicide on Saturday. That's the kind where you snort the salt, drink the tequila and squeeze the lemon in your eye. WTF. Why would anyone do that to himself? | ||
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NeoLearner
Belgium1847 Posts
On February 07 2011 23:31 MrArarat wrote: WTF. Why would anyone do that to himself? I honestly don't know. It started as a joke some time ago. After some beers and some normal tequila I decided to give it a shot. As long as you remember to actually close your eye, it's surprisingly mellow. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4200 Posts
Unfortunately, most of my "drunk" stories actually involve other people being far more drunk than myself. On one occasion, a friend of mine got kicked out of a bar for crowdsurfing to his own theme-song (long fucking story, but so fucking hilarious). | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
This was in early June last year, me and my friends had just finished a school day, and we had planned to go drinking/camping for a night in the forest by the school. The spot we were going to wasn't exactly nearby, I think it was about a 3-5 km walk, and since we were carrying schoolbags, alcohol, and camping supplies I was pretty tired by the end of it, especially since a pretty girl had gotten me to carry her stuff for her. So, finally we get there, it's only 3 or 4 pm so we're waiting for more people to arrive. When they get there we set up the tents, and start the drinking. As far as I can remember it was mostly vodka or rum which we would mix with soda, didn't taste that bad at all. After a few drinks I can start feeling the effects of the alcohol, and everyone was having a good time. Soon we got a bit creative with the alcohol, and since for some reason someone had brought a bunch of tomatoes we would bite into part of it, suck out all the liquid, then pour in vodka/rum, then stuff the whole thing in our mouth and do our best to keep it from flying out everywhere. By this point it was probably about evening, maybe around 8 pm, and I've probably had about 5 shots worth, so I had to piss and puke, so I wander a bit into the forest, get it over with, and stumble back ready for more. Everyone's having a good time, everyone's drinking, everything's going well. Now I was presented with a new challenge, a water bottle filled with a mix of strawberry soda and vodka. And it's fucking awesome, I don't think I could even taste the vodka in it so I gulped it down. This is basically where I fell off the edge for the night. After finishing it, I had to puke again, so I wander off to do my business by some innocent and undeserving tree. I don't know what happens next but I'm told that I was found sleeping up against a tree with a puddle of vomit next to it and that I was dragged back to camp. When I got back I momentarily regained consciousness, sat down, and then promptly blacked out. 2 hours later (possibly, the time line is fuzzy), I wake up, everything looks weird. Turns out I'm in a tent, I proceed to claw my way to the exit. Tragically this is not the exit, a fact that eluded and enraged me for approximately half an hour. By this point I have no idea what the time is, but when I get out of the tent most of the alcohol seems to be gone, and I've regained at least some measure of sobriety so it's all good. Since the alcohol's gone we decide to walk around the campsite doing whatever it was we did (I don't really remember a whole lot of stuff at this part). Among other happenings I overhear one of my friends realizing he is in love, the girl he is in love with discovers that my hands felt frozen and decided to let me warm them up on her lower back and her chest (which was awesome), and i think we all played a game or something, not sure. Eventually, at approximately 3 or 4 am some of the people leave to go home and others (including myself) decide to go to sleep in the tents soon. I crawl into a tent eager for some rest, when suddenly a guy and girl decide to have a one night stand in it. Of course since they don't say anything about it, and I'm really goddamn tired, I don't get out of the tent to give them some privacy, I just pretend to be asleep and not hear a thing. I'm not sure exactly how far they went but definitely farther than I should have been around for. Either way, after that we all went to sleep. Suddenly, morning, cold, headache. Somehow after going to sleep at about 4 am I managed to wake up at 7:30. Might have been because the sleeping bag I was in only went up to my waist and I was therefore really cold, might have been because I really really had to piss. Either way, I'm confused. After trying to go back to sleep I get up, get my stuff together, and embark on the slow and annoying journey out of the forest. I decide to go to McDonalds since they're probably the only food place in town that would be open. When I finally get there, tired, cold, hungry, hungover, they tell me they're not opening until 8:30, which pissed me off. I then decide to go to a gas station that sells hot dogs. When I get there they tell me they don't sell hot dogs until 11:00. I'm pretty pissed. I decide to just take the bus home. About a third of the way home my stomach starts feeling weird. I immediately realize that at some point sooner or later I'll have to puke. Goddamn it, i think to myself, this shit just never ends. I try to contain it for awhile but to no avail. I can still remember how I felt. God it sucked. Eventually I realize that either I have to tell the bus driver to pull over or my seat is gonna get soaked in puke. Swallowing my pride, among other things, I march up, tell the bus driver I'm about to puke, and about 3 seconds after he opens the door, projectile vomit befouls an innocent lamp pole. Whatever, I feel better. Now I just relax in the back, away from everyone, until the bus gets to my stop. As I'm walking home I get the need to puke again. As much as I wanted to get home first I puke on another lamp pole and stagger home. After a drink of water I collapse in bed. Tldr: A tale of alcohol, love, blackouts, and the creative employment of fruits causes one of several nights which eventually led to my decision that drinking would not yet become my pastime. | ||
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AyeH
United States534 Posts
On February 07 2011 17:51 SpoR wrote: smallest puke I ever saw My stories are better. Ask pano for 1 Lol it's small because as I threw up into it, my friend grabbed the trash can so I could continue throwing up. Just imagine throwing up into a water bottle while you are drunk. It's hard to do while sober even. Lol | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
On February 08 2011 00:35 AyeH wrote: Lol it's small because as I threw up into it, my friend grabbed the trash can so I could continue throwing up. Just imagine throwing up into a water bottle while you are drunk. It's hard to do while sober even. Lol So did a lot of the puke miss or did you just start throwing up into the trash can almost immediately after you began throwing up? | ||
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AyeH
United States534 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
At one of the house parties at my old place, some weirdo got really drunk and got really obnoxious. He started complaining about stuff and at one point started taking our kitchenware. He tried to walk out the front door with like 2 frying pans and a pot filled with utensils. He was far too drunk to send home, so we just put him in the guest room and he eventually passed out with his dick in his hand. Pretty humiliating. | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On February 08 2011 00:56 AyeH wrote: It came in spurts if I remember correctly. As I finished my first wave of throw up, another one was imminent. Before it came though, my friend grabbed a trash can. (Mostly from my friends recollection) I don't know how I managed to not throw up all over myself but everyone admits that after 19 shots of hard liquor, it's pretty difficult to perform such a tedious task. Hahahaha. I read that post really differently the first time though. | ||
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UberThing
Great Britain410 Posts
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IWork4Skynet
Bolivia56 Posts
Drunk thread is closed :$$$$$$$$$$$$$ User was warned for this post | ||
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