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SPOILER WARNING: This post contains spoilers that a Terran loses in the GSL finals
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Terran loses in GSL Finals Again
For the fourth straight time, a Terran has lost in the GSL Finals. MarineKing lost in a brutal 0-4 series. It was a very close series that saw many tough games and battles, but the Terran player was unable to defeat his opponent. Following yet another disappointment for Terrans in the final, the question on everyone's mind is, can Terran stop losing in the finals?
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MarineKing hoped to finally win a GSL for his Terran race, but could not overcome his opponent's race
One reason might be that Terran has consistently been overrepresented in the later stages of GSL, so statistically they have had a very good chance of losing in the finals. Think of it like Tasteless trying to match the introductions every game, occasionally he'll get close only to get the next one wrong.
The Terran ineptitude can also be attributed to the awful Terran players that have gotten far in the GSL. ST_RainBOw, LiquidJinro, oGsEnsnare, MarineKingPrime.WE are all just terrible, terrible players. In addition, some of the truly great Terrans that have gotten far in the GSL, such as NEXLiveForever, TSL_Rain, and PoltPrime.WE, have encountered some bad luck in their GSL appearances.
Within the SC2 community, the persistent Terran failure has ignited all sorts of discussion on how underpowered Terran is. Many are calling for marines to be buffed, since they are pretty clearly the weakest unit in the game. Most seem to think that MULE energy needs to be decreased so Terran players can use all their SCVs to attack without having to worry about ruining their economy. Still others just want a button for Terrans to push that let's them win immediately.
In somewhat related news, some other player won the GSL. He used his race masterfully to beat the Terran. The SC2 world still awaits the first Terran to not lose in the GSL finals.
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oh i love IA xD keep it coming, hilarious
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Yes with another terran losing even after being in all the finals I call for a buff!
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nice 
I enjoy these.
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Canada8033 Posts
Hahaha, pretty clever article this time around. Keep writing these - they're great!
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Such a great commentary on the state of the forums.
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Braavos36388 Posts
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Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved.
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On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved.
Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line.
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On January 29 2011 17:13 Mikilatov wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved. Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line.
With the Starcraft 2 map editor, we have that power. Put the races of Warcraft III together with the races of Starcraft for a brutal fight to the death.
No more destructible fucking rocks - instead, neutral creeps will guard your back expansions.
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Good one, well written. 
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YOU HAD ME FOR A SECOND THERE! Nice write up dude :D
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Could not agree more. T so under powered.
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On January 29 2011 17:17 Severedevil wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 17:13 Mikilatov wrote:On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved. Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line. With the Starcraft 2 map editor, we have that power. Put the races of Warcraft III together with the races of Starcraft for a brutal fight to the death. No more destructible fucking rocks - instead, neutral creeps will guard your back expansions.
Neutral creeps guarding my backdoor rocks? Perhaps this is how we should make Blistering Sands a balanced map haha!
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On January 29 2011 17:17 Severedevil wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 17:13 Mikilatov wrote:On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved. Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line. With the Starcraft 2 map editor, we have that power. Put the races of Warcraft III together with the races of Starcraft for a brutal fight to the death. No more destructible fucking rocks - instead, neutral creeps will guard your back expansions.
what will neutral creeps do except make zerglings go faster O_o
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uhhhh, butter creeps in WC3 are units which arent on a team and will fight both players...
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On January 29 2011 17:31 butter wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 17:17 Severedevil wrote:On January 29 2011 17:13 Mikilatov wrote:On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved. Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line. With the Starcraft 2 map editor, we have that power. Put the races of Warcraft III together with the races of Starcraft for a brutal fight to the death. No more destructible fucking rocks - instead, neutral creeps will guard your back expansions. what will neutral creeps do except make zerglings go faster O_o
WC3 creep =/= SC2 creep.
In WC3, creep is the term for groups of hostile critters scattered around the map who often guard neutral buildings and items. So, I'm pretty much implying that my backdoor rocks should be guarded by Murlocs.
Unless you're just being sarcastic, in which case I feel like a nub for having a crappy sarcasm detection.
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On January 29 2011 17:42 eviltomahawk wrote:Show nested quote +On January 29 2011 17:31 butter wrote:On January 29 2011 17:17 Severedevil wrote:On January 29 2011 17:13 Mikilatov wrote:On January 29 2011 17:10 eviltomahawk wrote:
Terran gets the Blademaster in the next expansion. Problem solved. Haha, imagine how wtf that would be if a blademaster appeared out of nowhere in your mineral line. With the Starcraft 2 map editor, we have that power. Put the races of Warcraft III together with the races of Starcraft for a brutal fight to the death. No more destructible fucking rocks - instead, neutral creeps will guard your back expansions. what will neutral creeps do except make zerglings go faster O_o WC3 creep =/= SC2 creep. In WC3, creep is the term for groups of hostile critters scattered around the map who often guard neutral buildings and items. So, I'm pretty much implying that my backdoor rocks should be guarded by Murlocs. Unless you're just being sarcastic, in which case I feel like a nub for having a crappy sarcasm detection.
haha yeah the sc2 creep in wc3 is called blight, confusing ^^
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i always love all the IA articles, really funny..
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On January 29 2011 16:44 Hoju wrote:
The SC2 world still awaits the first Terran to not lose in the GSL finals.
I'll put money down on the first one. Anybody wanna bet against me? I'll put up $5,000 1:1.
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I love the infested archon <3
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terran will always be on the short end of the stick, when will it be over?
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As a Terran player I love this
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Well done Hoju
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I'm impressed that you consistently find something new to spin in an amusing manner.
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god I love IA
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I love that we have an onion news-station for SC2. Awesome ; )
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lol I was like fuuuuuuu >.< not again!!!
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Hahaha You're getting organized.
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Hilariously written article, very well done, keep it up cause these are the type of things that make communities so great, you're basically the onion of tl.net
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On January 29 2011 16:44 Hoju wrote:
One reason might be that Terran has consistently been overrepresented in the later stages of GSL, so statistically they have had a very good chance of losing in the finals.
Lmao, best part IMO.
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On January 29 2011 17:27 Jonoman92 wrote:
Could not agree more. T so under powered.
I know, I just switched to Z.....
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Sick article. Definitely impressed with your ability to keep finding relevant things to satirize and the article execution is usually pretty spot on also.
Keep up the good work!
PS: Love the title
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