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[IA] - GomTV announces new details for GSL Code S

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Hoju
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
December 23 2010 18:03 GMT
#1
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GomTV announces additional details about GSL in 2011

Today, GomTV announced additional details for GSL in regards to the Code S tournament. GomTV believes the system they had in place was far too simple for the fans to understand and has completely revamped the Code S tournament in order to properly confuse the fans.

Lim Yo Grack, a GomTV spokesperson, explained, “We originally intended to make sure that everyone was totally clueless on how the system worked, but inadvertently made it too simple. We were greatly disappointed when those darn TeamLiquid.net members understood it and actually made graphics to help those that didn't.” Lim Yo Grack also added, “Those responsible for the old system have been sacked.”

GomTV hopes to thoroughly confuse even the smartest TeamLiquid.net member, Hot_Bid, with their new system.+ Show Spoiler +
Blatant Admin pandering!!! Also props for the extended series joke in my last blog post (check comments)
The new system involves a series of challenges and games involving motorcycle stunts, chickens, nuclear physics, Japanese game shows, former US Vice President Al Gore, and making some unheard of Starcraft 2 unit called the “Carrier.”

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No one knows what the fabled Carrier unit looks like

GomTV released a graphic outlining the paths the players must take with just a few of the challenges included:

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Click on image for more details

Another GomTV spokesperson, Jang Chin Chul, remarked on the new system, “We at GomTV believe we have finally created a system that will confuse everyone. Honestly, we don't have a fucking idea how it works, either.” GomTV also wanted to maintain as many potential team kills as possible, as well as the potential foreigner kill between EGIdrA and LiquidJinro. “We like to pretend we want foreigners to do participate in GSL, but really we want them to go back to Gorillaland or Hogwarts or wherever they came from,” said Jang Chin Chul.

Prominent TeamLiquid.net community member, CuntPickle666, had this to say about the new system, “I have no fucking clue what's going on. Chickens? Al Gore? And what the fuck is this Carrier unit? I've never seen anyone make it.”

As of the time of this article's posting, no one has quite cracked the system. Countless nerds are currently spending numerous hours working on it, and hope to have a full explanation shortly. Just as soon as they figure out what the hell the “Carrier” unit is.


+ Show Spoiler [Note from the Editor] +
I have a few ideas for future articles, and will try to put these up once or twice a week, so that maybe I can keep this going for a while. However, I'm lazy, so if you have a good idea or want to submit an article, feel free to PM me so I can steal it without giving you credit + Show Spoiler +
just kidding+ Show Spoiler +
maybe

Follow my blog or look for the [IA] tag in the future.


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green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
December 23 2010 18:15 GMT
#2
Lim Yo Grack

it's "greg".

who doesn't like a confusing tournament system xD
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
December 23 2010 18:41 GMT
#3
I am pleased to find that my first guess (London underground transportation/"tube" apparently) was correct!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44614 Posts
December 23 2010 18:41 GMT
#4
5/5 blog post.

Hilarious
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 23 2010 18:42 GMT
#5
The graph made all the difference.
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Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
December 23 2010 19:05 GMT
#6
5/5, this was too funny! I laughed pretty hard! Keep them up .
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Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
December 23 2010 20:05 GMT
#7
that graph is way less confusing than the one that's actually being used XD
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Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
December 23 2010 20:07 GMT
#8
Prominent TeamLiquid.net community member, CuntPickle666, had this to say about the new system

You mean CuntPickle420, right?
deth2munkies
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4051 Posts
December 23 2010 20:30 GMT
#9
You had me for about 30 seconds...until I saw a picture of The Gracken...
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
December 23 2010 20:34 GMT
#10
I love how Boxer has a path that just kind of goes from one side to the other. ahahah
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
Rah
Profile Joined February 2010
United States973 Posts
December 23 2010 20:36 GMT
#11
the graph lolololol
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Baerinho
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany257 Posts
December 23 2010 20:41 GMT
#12
ahaha the London Underground map is jsut hilarious
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
December 23 2010 20:44 GMT
#13
On December 24 2010 05:34 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I love how Boxer has a path that just kind of goes from one side to the other. ahahah


also known as a river
Inputting special characters into chat should no longer cause the game to crash.
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
December 23 2010 21:01 GMT
#14
Haha very funn love it :d
Hoju
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
December 23 2010 21:04 GMT
#15
On December 24 2010 05:34 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I love how Boxer has a path that just kind of goes from one side to the other. ahahah

I may have more information on that in the future
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Eulert
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway67 Posts
December 23 2010 21:04 GMT
#16
I love the "interview davit" :D
LIKE A BOSS
RoyaleBrainSlug
Profile Joined December 2010
United States295 Posts
December 23 2010 21:04 GMT
#17
It's like The Onion for starcraft... I like it. :D
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BrainDrained
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden35 Posts
December 23 2010 21:09 GMT
#18
This one was great, I love that Foxer has to play without the A-key
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
December 23 2010 21:12 GMT
#19
Enjoying these. Hope more come in the future.
Life is Good.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
December 23 2010 21:20 GMT
#20
So funny, I loved how you tied in the team kills by stuffing so many oGs members on the same track!
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
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