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[IA] - BoxeR to be given a bye to Code S Finals

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Hoju
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
December 27 2010 23:02 GMT
#1
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SlayerSBoxeR to be given a bye to the Code S Finals

Earlier today, GomTV elaborated on the newly released plans for Code S. Many fans who tried to pointlessly figure out the system noticed that SlayerSBoxeR did not appear to have any challenges or games in his path. GomTV confirmed in a statement that BoxeR has been given a bye to the Code S Finals.

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Pictured is SlayerSBoxeR, who also goes by his nickname Lim Jo Hawn or Lim Yo Han Solo or Jimbo Kahn or something like that

GomTV explained in their statement that they had tried to help BoxeR previously, but felt he needed more assistance this time:

      ”In GSL 2 and 3, we made sure he qualified and even set up his opponents for him, but he sucked and didn't go all the way. Since he's honorable or some shit, he refused our direct help. You see how far that got him? Barely made Code S on his own. Pathetic. This time, we're not taking any chances and making sure he gets to the finals and not letting his “honor” get in the way.”

GomTV even elaborated on how they fixed the brackets for him in GSL 2 and 3:

      ”In GSL 2, we had it all set up. We even made sure he played and beat NaDa for uber ratings and money for us. However, we didn't realize how dreadful his TvZ was until his showmatch with that Fruity guy at Blizzcon. By that time, there were like eleventy billion Zergs on the other side of the bracket and even we couldn't fix that. In GSL 3, we made sure he faced no Zergs and had his path all lined up. We had some drunk foreign Terran named after a soju brand, a Protoss who hadn't heard of the Extended Thermal Lance upgrade, a Protoss with stupid glasses and known for choking, and a Terran player who had to apologize to the community for being so bad. But, of course, like a moron, he loses to some scrub named Polt. Needless to say, we were fucking pissed.”

The admission of match fixing has gone largely unnoticed by the community who are more angry at Polt and NesTea for denying them a BoxeR GSL win. Distinguished TeamLiquid community member, ShitPuncher69, had this to say about GomTV's statement, “I am fucking excited to see BoxeR in the finals, it's the way it should be anyways. He's teh bestest in the world and those stupid players in previous GSL's, didn't realize it and should have let him win. Let's see them try to stop him now!11!one!1!” The rest of the community agreed, saying that they also have massive hard-ons for BoxeR.

GomTV also considered fixing the whole tournament, but according to their statement they “want to maintain the integrity of GomTV and ensure a fair tournament for everyone.”


+ Show Spoiler [Editor's note] +
A little busy this week, and the next one might take awhile, so I hope to have it up next Sunday or Monday. It should be pretty good Stay Tuned!


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unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
December 27 2010 23:07 GMT
#2
BoXeR doesnt need help he will succeed on his own, sooner or later he will have a SC2 equivalent of yellow to be his punching bag granted...yellow did turn the tides recently in games against BoXeR back in BW
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2010 23:09 GMT
#3
Funny funny... haha.

Never make fun of the emperor again
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
December 27 2010 23:10 GMT
#4
Hahahahaha I JUST realized that this is a joke article.

(after looking at the banner, then looking at the banner of the "subway map" )

Pretty clever.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
jaymik
Profile Joined November 2009
Korea (South)425 Posts
December 27 2010 23:12 GMT
#5
"Since he's honorable or some shit"

hahahahahaha. Enjoyed the blog mate.
jaymik kr/na
Stenstyren
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden619 Posts
December 27 2010 23:12 GMT
#6
I was frowning until GomTV talked about GSL 1&2. Then I lol'ed. In RL.
c.Deadly
Profile Joined March 2010
United States545 Posts
December 27 2010 23:13 GMT
#7
BoxeR will destroy everybody in 2011!
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-27 23:16:20
December 27 2010 23:15 GMT
#8
rofl, more awesome shit.

I like how you basically dissed Jinro, MC, choya, and Rain.

I know it's all in jest though. Jinro and MC are cool.
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
December 27 2010 23:18 GMT
#9
Hahaha 5/5! That Fruity guy!
:)
HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 27 2010 23:19 GMT
#10
I love the Infested Archon
dota 2 stream #noskill #feed #noob twitch.tv/dmcredgrave
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
December 27 2010 23:21 GMT
#11
rofl this is amazing.
Known Aliases: Tyragon, Valeric ~MSL Forever, SKT is truly the Superior KT!
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
December 27 2010 23:37 GMT
#12
awesomeness at it's most awesome level.
Developer for http://mtgfiddle.com
Jefferino
Profile Joined May 2010
United States69 Posts
December 27 2010 23:44 GMT
#13
Hahah laughed IRL, 5 stars
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
December 27 2010 23:54 GMT
#14
Even better than the first one. Haha.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
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hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2195 Posts
December 28 2010 00:15 GMT
#15
I kinda miss the charts

good job! a little over the top, but yaaay boxer i can say no ill of anything with boxer in it.
Zerg | life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery | www.cstarleague.com <3
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
December 28 2010 00:15 GMT
#16
I LOVED this.
FalconPunchsc2
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada91 Posts
December 28 2010 00:20 GMT
#17
I knew they rigged this.
Born to B
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
December 28 2010 00:32 GMT
#18
These articles are so fun =p I didn't realize this was an IA until the first statement "quote". The caption on the picture definitely confused me though until I realized it was an IA
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 28 2010 00:59 GMT
#19
These are great, but can you make them not so obvious? The random swearing and lack of... "professionalism" really kills it for me. It's not a parody newspaper until someone gets legitimately angry at fake news :D
Hates Fun🤔
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
December 28 2010 01:01 GMT
#20
srsly nigga
how the fuck u think it be like if we all posted like this bro?
shit could be so cash if you did it right
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Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
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