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MLG Acquires $10 million Recliner
With the recent acquisition of $10 million in funding, Major League Gaming announced that they have solved their seating issues for future events:
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Sundance DiGiovanni, CEO of Major League Gaming, said in a press release, "Now no one can say we haven't spent any money on seating for our events. Plus, have you seen the chair? It's fucking leather!"
Some people questioned spending so much money on one item, but MLG representative, World of Warcraft enthusiast, and awful Starcraft 2 player, J.P. McDaniel, defended MLG's decision, "MLG prides itself on listening to the community. We felt that seating was an important issue and that we really needed to throw money at it. I think people will see that the money was well spent. I mean, it's fucking leather!"
MLG plans on keeping the chair in their New York City office as transporting it to each event would risk damaging it. It is leather after all.
All quotes are made up and do not reflect the views of Major League Gaming, Sundance DiGiovanni, and J.P. McDaniel. This is satire, don't take it seriously. So there.
I plan on making more articles like this to truly show off how unfunny I am and my awful photo editing skills.
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konadora
Singapore66357 Posts
lol it was amusing 
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NO WAY!!!! I was totally never going to another MLG again after my horrible back aches, but this next time I can live in comfort. My only question is do we have to call dibs? shotgun? shotgun no rock? I mean, I can't handle the back pain again!
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Ares[Effort]
DEMACIA6550 Posts
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I really want that chair
o_o
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#1 thing to promote SC in the US seems to somehow sell SC to MLG so that they will trust it's potential enough to fund it properly. As an armchair theorist, I really have no clue how to go about it. MLG as mentioned in other threads was born and raised to showcase halo, and SC becoming a comparable game to halo in their circuit has no precedent.
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Hahaha that was pretty good OP
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On December 21 2010 09:59 Hoju wrote:
Some people questioned spending so much money on one item, but MLG representative, World of Warcraft enthusiast, and awful Starcraft 2 player, J.P. McDaniel.
Pretty funny, although adding any variation of JP's overused "shit on/shitting all over" phrase would have been ace.
Hopefully MLG invests in some real seating for next year.
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holy shit can you see that chair? It's FUCKING LEATHER!!!!!
LMAO this blog is soooooo a 5/5!
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Reminds me of the Onion article, where to solve unemployment, Congress creates one amazing new job.
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Loooooooooooooooool. I remember when Incontrol was making fun of MLG's seating arrangements and how they had 10 benches for 400 spectators.
This is great.
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Do you really want a leather chair? O_o
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My chair is 1) leather 2)comfortable and 3) made by the fucking swedes! (oh, and $40)
We need ikea to sponsor MLG.
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United States22883 Posts
Hahah, well done. 
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On December 21 2010 10:27 ProHellZerg wrote:
Do you really want a leather chair? O_o
LOL lubberly <3
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where can i find one of these chairs
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EPT
