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MLG purchases $10 million Recliner

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Hoju
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 04:53:01
December 21 2010 00:59 GMT
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MLG Acquires $10 million Recliner

With the recent acquisition of $10 million in funding, Major League Gaming announced that they have solved their seating issues for future events:

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Sundance DiGiovanni, CEO of Major League Gaming, said in a press release, "Now no one can say we haven't spent any money on seating for our events. Plus, have you seen the chair? It's fucking leather!"

Some people questioned spending so much money on one item, but MLG representative, World of Warcraft enthusiast, and awful Starcraft 2 player, J.P. McDaniel, defended MLG's decision, "MLG prides itself on listening to the community. We felt that seating was an important issue and that we really needed to throw money at it. I think people will see that the money was well spent. I mean, it's fucking leather!"

MLG plans on keeping the chair in their New York City office as transporting it to each event would risk damaging it. It is leather after all.


All quotes are made up and do not reflect the views of Major League Gaming, Sundance DiGiovanni, and J.P. McDaniel. This is satire, don't take it seriously. So there.

I plan on making more articles like this to truly show off how unfunny I am and my awful photo editing skills.

Edit: Added banner

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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66158 Posts
December 21 2010 01:00 GMT
#2
lol it was amusing
POGGERS
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
December 21 2010 01:01 GMT
#3
NO WAY!!!! I was totally never going to another MLG again after my horrible back aches, but this next time I can live in comfort. My only question is do we have to call dibs? shotgun? shotgun no rock? I mean, I can't handle the back pain again!
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
December 21 2010 01:02 GMT
#4
thats a sick chair
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 21 2010 01:03 GMT
#5
It's leather!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 21 2010 01:04 GMT
#6
I really want that chair

o_o
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VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
December 21 2010 01:04 GMT
#7
#1 thing to promote SC in the US seems to somehow sell SC to MLG so that they will trust it's potential enough to fund it properly. As an armchair theorist, I really have no clue how to go about it. MLG as mentioned in other threads was born and raised to showcase halo, and SC becoming a comparable game to halo in their circuit has no precedent.
Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
December 21 2010 01:04 GMT
#8
Hahaha that was pretty good OP
seanisgrand
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 01:08:57
December 21 2010 01:06 GMT
#9
On December 21 2010 09:59 Hoju wrote:

Some people questioned spending so much money on one item, but MLG representative, World of Warcraft enthusiast, and awful Starcraft 2 player, J.P. McDaniel.


Pretty funny, although adding any variation of JP's overused "shit on/shitting all over" phrase would have been ace.

Hopefully MLG invests in some real seating for next year.
This is well below quality expected of a post in any forum. -Empyrean
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
December 21 2010 01:09 GMT
#10
IS THAT FUCKING LEATHER?
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Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
December 21 2010 01:13 GMT
#11
holy shit can you see that chair? It's FUCKING LEATHER!!!!!

LMAO this blog is soooooo a 5/5!
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MOOG
Profile Joined October 2010
United States188 Posts
December 21 2010 01:22 GMT
#12
Reminds me of the Onion article, where to solve unemployment, Congress creates one amazing new job.
To Do: 1. finish the rest of my practice league matches 2. win GSL
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
December 21 2010 01:25 GMT
#13
Loooooooooooooooool. I remember when Incontrol was making fun of MLG's seating arrangements and how they had 10 benches for 400 spectators.

This is great.
-HellZerg-
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States409 Posts
December 21 2010 01:27 GMT
#14
Do you really want a leather chair? O_o
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-21 01:46:33
December 21 2010 01:44 GMT
#15
My chair is 1) leather 2)comfortable and 3) made by the fucking swedes! (oh, and $40)

We need ikea to sponsor MLG.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 21 2010 01:48 GMT
#16
ahahahahaa
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 21 2010 01:52 GMT
#17
Hahah, well done.
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Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
December 21 2010 01:54 GMT
#18
On December 21 2010 10:27 ProHellZerg wrote:
Do you really want a leather chair? O_o


LOL lubberly <3
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storm44
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1293 Posts
December 21 2010 02:08 GMT
#19
where can i find one of these chairs
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
December 21 2010 02:16 GMT
#20
Dibs
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