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i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.
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ya women logic can be fail, but remember, we're on TL, that means we sacrificed time with them to play SC at one point, just giving some perspective.
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On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.
ur gonna be single too son if she finds this post 
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On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.
hahahahahahah this is so spot on. /sigh
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...I'm scared ._.
Single for now, but having a girlfriend sounds like torture or something...
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@me_viet, luckily she sees 'teamliquid.net starcraft pro gaming news' and doesnt bother going any further.
This site is my only safe place. She knows there are little to no women here, and its a starcraft forum.
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On January 23 2011 18:01 Z3kk wrote:
...I'm scared ._.
Single for now, but having a girlfriend sounds like torture or something...
its the most awsome thing ever!!!
+ Show Spoiler +
for the first 6 to 8 months. After that its hard as fuck.
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On January 23 2011 18:01 Z3kk wrote:
...I'm scared ._.
Single for now, but having a girlfriend sounds like torture or something...
Na, it isn't torture. You just have to realize that a relationship needs work - constant, hard work - from both partners. Or else you'll quickly not be living with a partner, but just with someone you're sharing your flat with, and that can get annoying as hell very fast.
And sometimes, even work won't help because some people just aren't made for each other. The problem with that is to realize it early enough to avoid uneccessary drama.
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On January 23 2011 17:45 me_viet wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you. ur gonna be single too son if she finds this post
That's hilariously fucking funny. I'm crying in tears of laughter right now. Why? Because this actually happened to me on a different forum (Shoryuken.com) I posted bad shit about my GF and she found out and broke up with me after being together for almost 2 years. FAIL... lolz
It's a street fighter forum, but it's a long story as to how she found my posts... on a fighting game forum. Anyways comedy soon prevailed as she read every SINGLE post. I didn't even bother to try and keep the relationship because I said some really bad shit on there in a relationship thread.
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the greatest bit of bathroom stall graffitti-wisdom:
"no matter who she is and how hot you are for her right now there is someone, somewhere tired of her shit"
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This is why you got to be a dominant mf*** and just ignore her if shes being stupid and illogical. And if she breaks up, thats her choice, not yours
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.
loooooool the realism hurts 
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See, it's simple. What the woman wants, but can't say, is for you to be so interested in her all of the time that you would rather watch her sleep than play games or watch TV. She's just logical enough to keep herself from actually saying it out loud in so many words.
She also wants you to supply unlimited amounts of money. And completion of chores. And presents. Did I mention your complete attention as well?
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Together for 3 years and you're still a D+ cuddler? bm bm bm
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On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you.
Lol. This is actually a fail on your part for not figuring out what she wants.
As someone who's actually a good boyfriend:
wut she wants isn't to 'cuddle', but love and affection.
It's really not that hard.
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On January 24 2011 01:18 gen.Sun wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you. Lol. This is actually a fail on your part for not figuring out what she wants. As someone who's actually a good boyfriend: wut she wants isn't to 'cuddle', but love and affection. It's really not that hard.
That sounds like some pretty simple advice for a situation that is never simple. I mean, how do you cuddle wrong? What, did you have your elbows in your eyes or something? I mean, fuck she should be happy that you're just there together and not nitpick the small stuff.
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"Honey/sweetie/whatever your gf calls you, I like that X" Where X is the thing she desires. Prepare to take out your money.
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On January 24 2011 01:18 gen.Sun wrote:Show nested quote +On January 23 2011 17:41 eu.exodus wrote:
i feel your anguish.
'i wish you would give me as much attention as you give that game!'
'i havent played in 2 months'
_to guy on ladder, 'enjoy the free win dude, the devil calls'
then i lie next to her and play with her hair.
'hold me!'
'okay'
'not like that!'
'okay sorry. How then?'
'like this'
'okay'
a minute later...
'if you dont want to hold me just say so!'
'say what?'
'you dont want to hold me properly'
'but this is how you said i should hold you'
'no i didnt'
'i give up, what exactly do you want so i can give it to you?'
'nothing, im going to bed'
so i tuck her in and lay by her until she falls asleep. Then go back to play cos i cant sleep.
30 mins later,
'you never want to spend any time with me!'
'but you were asleep. I was with you the whole time'
'fuck you! If you want someone else go get her!'
'rofl! Where did you get that idea?'
'im just a joke to you. Dont bother coming to bed!'
'sigh okay'
_she rage quits to go sleep. I end up watching tv on the couch.
And that was last night. And ive been with her for 3 years. T.T
enjoy being single buddy. I seriously envy you. Lol. This is actually a fail on your part for not figuring out what she wants. As someone who's actually a good boyfriend: wut she wants isn't to 'cuddle', but love and affection. It's really not that hard.
what?
wow mr.women understander, brilliant conclusion.
And what about respecting his motherfucking life and space? If he hasn't played really for 2 months, he owes her NOTHING.
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On January 23 2011 17:44 emc wrote:
ya women logic can be fail, but remember, we're on TL, that means we sacrificed time with them to play SC at one point, just giving some perspective.
calling it logic is an insult to logic. Just accept they're insane and you'll live life happy.
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