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DanCeWithDevil
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States87 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 06:57:08
January 18 2011 06:47 GMT
#1
part 1 located here: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=185183

As we rode in the cab to the destination I get a text from my client saying "Make sure you keep her busy at any cost. Call you later." Sarah began asking me questions about myself. I could tell by her demeanor that she was very inquisitive to the true relationship between me and my client. My client is in his 40's and I'm in my 30's. He wears a 200,000$ pure gold Rolex and track suits / lounging attire that you'd expect some mid level mafia boss in the movies to wear, while I am clean cut simply dressed with not a single carat of jewelry on my body. My client's humor is vulgar with impeccable timing, my humor is mildly self deprecating with moments of sharp biting wit. Needless to say we were definitely not two peas from the same pod and I could tell while it didn't make sense to her at the same time it intrigued her.

"So what kind of work do you do?" she asked. I told her the truth and said I work in the casino industry to which she immediately replied with "Oh wow! I went gambling once and made 2,000$ with only 200$!"

"Beginners luck I suppose?" as the cab pulls up. We get out and walk 50 meters into the bar. The bar I took her to was no "new hip VIP lounge club." It was just a regular chill place where you can order hookah and drinks. Shes ahead of me as we walk in so I get a good look. Sarah was wearing loose fitting jeans and a loose fitting shirt. The kind of clothing only women who either a. know they have amazing bodies or b. have such bad bodies that they can't wear anything else wear. She was certainly the former. I get the most private seat I can find, order some hookah, the cheapest bottle of vodka they have, and some orange juice.

"Wait a second I thought you said this was some special place? Seems pretty regular and boring to me." I shrugged like an asshole and said "Yeahhh I lied."

She looked at me like "WTF?" and looked at me as if she was peering into my soul. Her tone of voice went from happy to mildly aggressive. "So you say you work in the casino business. Does that mean you work for him (my client)?"

"FUCK" I thought as my heart rate began to go up. I really didn't expect her to be smart enough to realize exactly what was going on. In the two seconds I had to think I considered lying through my teeth but we were sitting there eye to eye indian style and she already obviously thought I was a liar because I lied about what place we were going to.

"Yeah, I do work for him." She then instantly replied "So you're saying he's in the gambling industry too?" Once again, couldn't lie. I wasn't sure if she knew what business he was in but if she did and I lied I was fucked. "No he's not in the gambling industry, he owns several businesses and his biggest one is a major textile import export company." She continued the onslaught. "So you're saying he's a big gambler and you work for the casino to make him happy?" I never felt so picked apart by a girl in my life. She used very limited information to understand exactly what was going on.

As our hookah and drinks arrived I waited for the server to get out of our way to continue. "Well frankly you are completely right." She kept pressing, "So the only reason he called you out tonight was to take me off his hands so he could attempt to get with my best friend?" she asked with a disgusted look on her face, her phone in one hand, and the handle of her 4000$ Chanel bag in the other.

Now normally I can easily deal with situations like these. But the thing is with my job is there are no guarantees. It is completely performance based and while I am on a salary and have a contract, the casino reserves the right to terminate it at any time. He is my biggest client by far and he has already lost 18 million $ equivalent this month alone. I've seen him when he's losing big too and he definitely has a temper that I don't want to evoke. If Sarah calls up the other girl and explains what she now knows is going on he will find out and feel a sincere amount of betrayal and no explaining will likely save me. Basically my job was on the line.

I summoned all the courage I had, looked her directly in the eye and said, "Yeah, that was the original reason, but despite that fact I kinda like what it has lead to," as I cocked my head slightly, squinted a bit, and asked with a minor smile, "how about you?" while grabbing the hookah pipe and taking a big puff.

She kept the eye contact for a few REALLY LONG seconds and then smiled as well and said, "I suppose so." She sets her phone down, lets go of her bag handles, picks up and empty glass and says "So are you going to make me a drink?"

I feel an overwhelming sigh of relief as I make her and myself each a screwdriver. The conversation is going great, she asks me a lot about myself and at this point as shes getting a bit tipsy. She asks me if I have a girlfriend and I reply "No, I recently broke up with my girlfriend." She replies with "Good, because you're kinda my type."

After another hour or so of conversational cat and mouse my client texts asking me how its going and that he's doing well but he's going to need some more time. We text back and forth a bit and I set my phone down on the miniature table. A minute or so later it starts ringing with "Ashley" as the caller ID (Ashley being my girlfriend's code name I am using in this story). Before I can react Sarah who is now semi-drunk but still completely functional grabs the phone and looks at it and says "Ashley? Who is she?" I think to myself "Oh god I'm such an amatuer" as I reach for the phone and say "A friend..." she then pulls her hand back and says "Let me answer it then and tell her you're busy right now." "No don't do that please" I say and Sarah asks "I thought you said you didn't have a girlfriend? Whats the problem?" My heart was racing even faster than it was earlier. Not only was my job now on the line, so was my relationship. Depending on how I acted I could easily lose one of the two, and maybe both.

I take a mental deep breath and say as cocky as I can "Well actually I consider her a friend but shes more in love with me than even you so if you pick that phone up you'll break her heart. She's a nice girl don't do that to her."

Sarah looks at me angrily as she sets down the phone without answering it "Who said I was in love with you???" I pick up the phone off the table, put it on silent mode, and slip it into my pocket as I say with my dumb innocent face "Just what it feels like to me!"

She says "Well for your information I'M NOT" with such emotion to imply the complete opposite. Conversation continues and she asks me if I think I'm a good kisser. I reply "Well I never really got any compliments but I also never got any complaints." She giggles and says "Lets play Kai-Bai-Bo (rock paper scissors) first one to win 5 times gets a kiss on the cheek from the other one."

I win 5-1 naturally and she crawls over and starts making out with the side of my face and I pull back and then she leans forward even further and gives me a peck on the lips. She pulls back with her face still two inches from mine, on her hands and knees, gives me a sexual glance, and asks, "How was that?" I try to remain cool, "Not so bad" even though it got me a bit riled up.

We finished the bottle and the hookah was dead by now. It was 3 AM as she was getting a lot more aggressive and was now quite drunk. It was clear what she wanted and I didn't know the status of my client. I wasn't about to go blatantly cheat on my girlfriend. But I couldn't risk Sarah calling the other girl and inducing some form of cock-blocking so I tell Sarah we should move locations and drink some more. The casino provides me with a private call-taxi service for free with a fleet of 10 top tier cars and professional drivers. I call for a car and when it comes I pay the bill at the bar and we leave and get in the black Lexus.

I tell the driver the next location which is some bar thats open 24/7 when Sarah says to the driver "No we are going to Yeok-sam-dong (where she lives)." I'm like "What?" and Sarah says "Lets just go back to my place and have a drink there instead." I say "No Sarah lets just drink at this other bar it's really close I think you'll like it." At this point she getting even more drunkenly aggressive and stammers "NO LETS JUST GO TO MY PLACE." I'm thinking "Oh god." But I really can't risk her placing a drunk call to the friend who then might feel the need to ditch my client and go meet Sarah. "Fine take us to Yeok-sam-dong."

Our car pulls right up to the front door of her apartment. I feel the emotions clashing in my chest. It's just not fair to my girlfriend if I go in there. I know for a fact Sarah is not taking me to her apartment for a drink. If I step in that door I better be prepared to cheat on my GF or risk this drunk aggressive room salon girl getting mad and possibly fucking over my client. He may be a gambler but I am not. I absolutely cannot risk losing my job.

As has been read in previous blogs, I have had a few situations where clients made me sleep with a room salon or anma girl in situations where I absolutely could not say no. But this was different. This wasn't some drunken night out at a room salon where I'm face to face with my clients and working girls. Tonight Sarah was no working girl. She was her real self. Not that it didn't feel terrible to cheat on my girlfriend in the past...but this was a level I just wasn't capable of taking it to. At that moment I decided "FUCK THIS" and told Sarah to "Just get out of the car because I'm not coming with you." She looks at me and goes "FINE" angrily and gets out and slams the door and stumbles into her apartment.

I am feeling mixed feelings of righteousness and fear at the same time. I pull out my phone and see I have a missed text message.

"Damn that was good. She has such a nice body. Call you tomorrow and thanks again."

My fear instantly dissipated. Sarah was no longer a threat. I took a genuine sigh of relief and told my driver to take me home. On the way home I called Ashley and told her sorry for ignoring her call and lied saying I was really busy drinking vodka with a bunch of top-tier clients and that I'm coming right now to cuddle with her.

****
u never know
wongi
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia86 Posts
January 18 2011 06:59 GMT
#2
flirting with danger there buddy.
btw, awesome story
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
January 18 2011 06:59 GMT
#3
whew. close call man.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
January 18 2011 07:02 GMT
#4
Nice work dude! You're pretty smooth, but I think you coulda played a few of those close calls off a little easier. Pretty quick under pressure though :D
u gotta sk8
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
January 18 2011 07:05 GMT
#5
Awesome story man. I thought your job was just awesome before, but now, I see what you have to deal with. It must be tough to be in a relationship with a job like yours. You did the right thing though man. Love>Job
Yukidasu
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Australia125 Posts
January 18 2011 07:11 GMT
#6
Very cool blog series. Thanks!
Lost in a groundless dream. You can't fly if there's nowhere to fall.
Renoir_scII
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada112 Posts
January 18 2011 07:17 GMT
#7
It's amazing to see this kind of angle where you are in these situations most guys would only dream of being in and for you it's a nightmare. Although I would hope this kind of thing wouldn't happen again, I wouldn't mind for it to just to get a story. On the side, how long are you going to keep doing this for? It doesn't seem like something sustainable for you... Is this something that you're going to be locked into for awhile or will it lead into different opportunities?
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 18 2011 07:20 GMT
#8
Incredible blog as usual.
I could really feel how tense the situation was, I wanna read some more !
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shannn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2891 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 07:25:05
January 18 2011 07:24 GMT
#9
You have a dangerous job in the sense of relationships. The other guy in the other thread saying you cheated on her should read this part. At the same time that rich man sure is egoistic imo.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=6321864 Epic post.
asianskill
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States289 Posts
January 18 2011 07:33 GMT
#10
Holy crap, what a good read.

Please keep them coming :3
herrro
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 18 2011 07:53 GMT
#11
Amazing read

I read this I win 5-1 naturally and have to stop to laugh and then read another paragraph and start laughing about it again with face in hands.. so fucking good

419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 07:56:53
January 18 2011 07:56 GMT
#12
Great read as usual, I just found the line:

Not that it didn't feel terrible to cheat on my girlfriend in the past...

remarkably disingenuous.

I hope you keep posting though.
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 08:05:41
January 18 2011 08:03 GMT
#13
On January 18 2011 15:47 DanCeWithDevil wrote:
I wasn't about to go blatantly cheat on my girlfriend.


Judging from your first block and the epic philosophical debate that we induced in the 20 page thread, I would have assumed otherwise.

Not trying to knock your story, but you put your job WAY too far ahead of your relationship whether or not you like to believe it. There's no way in hell that you wouldn't have tried to get in contact with your client to try to SEE if things were over, you weren't going to rely on gods graciousness for that text to arrive the second you told your girl off. Because at that moment you know you'll lose your job if you don't. You either would have scrambled like crazy to see if your client was done, etc.

If your boss didn't get back to you, you would have gone into her place, and if you are as morally just as to not cheat on your girlfriend you'd have put it off as long as possible til your boss did contact you, but if he didn't, you would have taken that hit to save your job.

Why would this be the first situation where you'd have risked your job to bone another girl, where in the past you claim there are situations you can't avoid, because this seems like one of those situations you can't avoid without putting your job on the line.

PS: If your girl was drunk and you simply told her no, she would have just screamed FINE and gone back to her place. She'd either have gotten into some screaming bitch-fit or would have tried asking you if this is some joke, etc. It's not a one word conversation after the night you were having.

Some serious flaws in this story, nobody can prove or disprove your credibility but yourself, but this one seems a little too bullshit for me judging from the psyche you've had in the past, and in the posts you've made time and time again explaining yoruself in your first blog.
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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 18 2011 08:16 GMT
#14
That was some pretty sick micro there--I'll have to take from your book in dealing with awkward social situations.
6581
Sarrah
Profile Joined January 2011
Korea (South)2 Posts
January 18 2011 08:34 GMT
#15
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
January 18 2011 08:35 GMT
#16
yea, talking to professional hookers is exactly like talking to other normal girls, sound advice.

nonetheless, very entertaining. thanks.
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
shadesofkarma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Romania708 Posts
January 18 2011 08:39 GMT
#17
Good stuff, keep posting!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 18 2011 08:39 GMT
#18
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까


Google translation says
Korean to English translation

Dog fucking chicks to go home ~ ~ ~ ~ Fuck ttalttal or beaten
ॐ
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 18 2011 08:40 GMT
#19
On January 18 2011 17:03 ZlaSHeR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 15:47 DanCeWithDevil wrote:
I wasn't about to go blatantly cheat on my girlfriend.


Judging from your first block and the epic philosophical debate that we induced in the 20 page thread, I would have assumed otherwise.

Not trying to knock your story, but you put your job WAY too far ahead of your relationship whether or not you like to believe it. There's no way in hell that you wouldn't have tried to get in contact with your client to try to SEE if things were over, you weren't going to rely on gods graciousness for that text to arrive the second you told your girl off. Because at that moment you know you'll lose your job if you don't. You either would have scrambled like crazy to see if your client was done, etc.

If your boss didn't get back to you, you would have gone into her place, and if you are as morally just as to not cheat on your girlfriend you'd have put it off as long as possible til your boss did contact you, but if he didn't, you would have taken that hit to save your job.

Why would this be the first situation where you'd have risked your job to bone another girl, where in the past you claim there are situations you can't avoid, because this seems like one of those situations you can't avoid without putting your job on the line.

PS: If your girl was drunk and you simply told her no, she would have just screamed FINE and gone back to her place. She'd either have gotten into some screaming bitch-fit or would have tried asking you if this is some joke, etc. It's not a one word conversation after the night you were having.

Some serious flaws in this story, nobody can prove or disprove your credibility but yourself, but this one seems a little too bullshit for me judging from the psyche you've had in the past, and in the posts you've made time and time again explaining yoruself in your first blog.


Stop trying psycho analysis. OP shared a story and it's not hard to say that none of us has ever being in his position so you can't possibly understand what is required of him.

OP is 30ish with a relationship and bills to pays in an expensive country like Korea. You think it's easy to just say fuck it and quit? Wait till you are thirty with a mortgage.

No doubt OP dramatized the events a little but the message is clear, the things you do and the things that you lose.
Rillanon.au
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1686 Posts
January 18 2011 08:57 GMT
#20
Am I the only one laughing at how overly dramatic the story is made out to be
DanCeWithDevil
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States87 Posts
January 18 2011 09:12 GMT
#21
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까


LOL
u never know
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 18 2011 10:23 GMT
#22
Love your blogs on Korean night life. Props to you for thinking of your girlfriend on the job.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
January 18 2011 10:24 GMT
#23
Nice story, please keep blogging!
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 18 2011 10:39 GMT
#24
Wow, I thought part 1's ending was actually the real ending. Such a ballin' story
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6259 Posts
January 18 2011 11:24 GMT
#25
Great story, and the OP is a great writer!
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
January 18 2011 11:31 GMT
#26
On January 18 2011 17:39 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까


Google translation says
Show nested quote +
Korean to English translation

Dog fucking chicks to go home ~ ~ ~ ~ Fuck ttalttal or beaten



Either the plot just massively thickened, or we are getting trolled.

But - if "Sarrah" was able to read and understand the story, she would have been able to respond in english...
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
January 18 2011 11:35 GMT
#27
On January 18 2011 20:31 101TFP wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 17:39 endy wrote:
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까


Google translation says
Korean to English translation

Dog fucking chicks to go home ~ ~ ~ ~ Fuck ttalttal or beaten



Either the plot just massively thickened, or we are getting trolled.

But - if "Sarrah" was able to read and understand the story, she would have been able to respond in english...


It wouldn't be the first time on TL that the plot thickens lol. But this time it sounds highly improbable !
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oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5583 Posts
January 18 2011 11:37 GMT
#28
Tough spot. But it always feels great after you make a call like that and it turns out everything's fine.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
January 18 2011 12:16 GMT
#29
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까


shit just got real

btw OP you are a great narrator. Your story gripped me all read-long. It was so close man... that last decision sounded just so risky...
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
January 18 2011 12:54 GMT
#30
i love you for this stuff, op
@nowSimon
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
January 18 2011 13:10 GMT
#31
You can be an actor.
Dear Sixsmith...
scBane
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands35 Posts
January 18 2011 13:26 GMT
#32
So you´re trying not to sleep with her, and then the story ends with that you have cheated on your girlfriend before but this was ´different´, what?

And your girlfriend knows about everything?

The first part was good, but this one sounds unlikely to have happened or it's really weird.
JiSu
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)140 Posts
January 18 2011 14:02 GMT
#33
Awesome blog man!! I wonder if you can get me a job if I decide to move to korea lol
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
January 18 2011 14:33 GMT
#34
lol for once a girl blog that is actually worth reading!
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
January 18 2011 18:03 GMT
#35
good read. If only all blogs are like this.
NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
January 18 2011 18:48 GMT
#36
this is awesome ! really enjoyed the read.
your client doesnt care if you fuck her or not ? I was scared that you get killed in the middle of story but then i realize that you couldnt write it :D
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
January 18 2011 19:11 GMT
#37
Obviously that "sarrah" wouldn't be legit, but does anyone who actually knows korean wanna translate that lol
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JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
January 18 2011 20:18 GMT
#38
On January 18 2011 17:57 Zidane wrote:
Am I the only one laughing at how overly dramatic the story is made out to be

I'm not laughing but I gotta agree.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
j0k3r
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States577 Posts
January 18 2011 20:55 GMT
#39
On January 18 2011 22:26 scBane wrote:
So you´re trying not to sleep with her, and then the story ends with that you have cheated on your girlfriend before but this was ´different´, what?

And your girlfriend knows about everything?

The first part was good, but this one sounds unlikely to have happened or it's really weird.


Lol her girlfriend knows about none of it, which I think is naive of her. I mean probably most of the population knows what goes down in a lot of underground establishments and the fact that his gf knows his job is catering to rich VIPs should raise the question of whether or not he partakes along with his clients. So, the question is, has she asked you before if you've been pressured to do things with working girls? What did you say?
lixlix
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States482 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 21:46:35
January 18 2011 21:46 GMT
#40
Very entertaining story.

Your client got very much ripped off if he paid $200,000 USD for a gold Rolex. But then I guess you don't care if you're dropping $18 mill at the casino.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
January 18 2011 22:13 GMT
#41
Effin awesome story- love the way its written. 5/5.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
January 18 2011 23:51 GMT
#42
You're an asshole for cheating on your girlfriend in the past, plain and simple.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
January 19 2011 00:39 GMT
#43
I love your stories!
You are quite interesting.
Nice happy ending.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Xyik
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada728 Posts
January 19 2011 03:14 GMT
#44
These are too good to be real. You should write more.
Taku
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada2036 Posts
January 19 2011 03:43 GMT
#45
I gotta say, you have a gift for writing, whether this narrative was real or not.
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blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
January 19 2011 03:59 GMT
#46
Wow, I found this story to be a little thrilling. You're really good at managing those code-red situations. I wanna learn how to be a smooth-talker like that. =P
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XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
January 19 2011 04:02 GMT
#47
On January 19 2011 08:51 TadH wrote:
You're an asshole for cheating on your girlfriend in the past, plain and simple.


He's doing it for his job. It's not a perfect world out there. He has to use the money to support him and his girlfriend, and to ensure his well-being, Devil has to do this.

I think anyone who calls him out on being unfaithful to his girlfriend is being ignorant. He obviously loves his girlfriend very much, and the fact of the matter is that he has to bone some girl once in a while to keep his job safe. Without this job, he wouldn't be able to support his family. It's not being unfaithful to his girlfriend.
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 19 2011 04:47 GMT
#48
Well in the event that you are actually fucking/fooling around with other girls, (especially prostitutes), at the very least get yourself checked now and then.

And definitely let your girl know so she can do the same...
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
January 19 2011 05:20 GMT
#49
Thoroughly enjoyed this blog.
Thank you for writing.

Can't wait for more posts.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
UrASofty
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Canada772 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-19 06:00:18
January 19 2011 05:59 GMT
#50
On January 19 2011 13:02 XXGeneration wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2011 08:51 TadH wrote:
You're an asshole for cheating on your girlfriend in the past, plain and simple.


He's doing it for his job. It's not a perfect world out there. He has to use the money to support him and his girlfriend, and to ensure his well-being, Devil has to do this.

I think anyone who calls him out on being unfaithful to his girlfriend is being ignorant. He obviously loves his girlfriend very much, and the fact of the matter is that he has to bone some girl once in a while to keep his job safe. Without this job, he wouldn't be able to support his family. It's not being unfaithful to his girlfriend.


How are we being ignorant? Fucking other girls even if it's part of the job is considered being unfaithful/cheating/creeping/etc. plain and simple. there is no middle line no matter how much he loves his girlfriend. that being said, i have no problems with what he is doing.
i be that pretty motherfucker
Box.N.Straw
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada55 Posts
January 19 2011 06:09 GMT
#51
On January 19 2011 13:47 Haemonculus wrote:
Well in the event that you are actually fucking/fooling around with other girls, (especially prostitutes), at the very least get yourself checked now and then.

And definitely let your girl know so she can do the same...


Somewhere in his first blog, he said he's very careful about STDs/STIs and gets tested regularly. ^^
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 19 2011 06:11 GMT
#52
On January 19 2011 15:09 Box.N.Straw wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2011 13:47 Haemonculus wrote:
Well in the event that you are actually fucking/fooling around with other girls, (especially prostitutes), at the very least get yourself checked now and then.

And definitely let your girl know so she can do the same...


Somewhere in his first blog, he said he's very careful about STDs/STIs and gets tested regularly. ^^

Alrighty, but it's still incredibly unfair to the girl if she's not aware of the risks they're both taking.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
CanucksJC
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada1241 Posts
January 19 2011 06:59 GMT
#53
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까

^ this. LOL
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adeezy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1428 Posts
January 19 2011 07:28 GMT
#54
if these working girls arent prostitutes, what are they.... especially to get 15,000 a month... sheesshhhh
I asked my friend how the ratio at a party was, he replied. "Let's just say for every guy there was two dudes."
gen.Sun
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States539 Posts
January 19 2011 07:32 GMT
#55
On January 19 2011 15:59 CanucksJC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까

^ this. LOL


Somebody tell us what this means.
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-19 11:41:55
January 19 2011 11:35 GMT
#56
On January 19 2011 16:32 gen.Sun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 19 2011 15:59 CanucksJC wrote:
On January 18 2011 17:34 Sarrah wrote:
씨발 놈~ 개 새끼 집에 가서 딸딸이나 쳐~~~ 좆까

^ this. LOL


Somebody tell us what this means.


You mutherfuker, sonuabitch you go home and jerk off, fucking hell.

no woman would ever write this ^^ troll.

on an aside:

Dancewithdevil;
I spoke to your bosses and they authorized you to come to Crown Melbourne this week, if I pay for your flight from Korea.

If you don't come, I'm gonna get you fired because you should know that I already spoke to your bosses and told them I want you to take care of me as my personal host.

Don't worry we can hang out in the Mahongany room, and you can serve me drinks there.

^^ you have less than 3 days to decide. Don't test me boy! But don't worry, I promise we'll have lots of fun taking care of me! keke

edit, plus we'll eat good food! hehe









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awol
Profile Joined March 2008
Australia79 Posts
January 20 2011 11:04 GMT
#57
First time reader just read part one and two - you got some game! gotta hand it to you - well handled.
I ain't no superstar.
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
January 20 2011 12:18 GMT
#58
Nice insight into a world i'm oblivious to but ultimately I just feel bad for your girlfriend who has the right to know where your sorry dick's been at the very least.
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Sarrah
Profile Joined January 2011
Korea (South)2 Posts
January 20 2011 13:46 GMT
#59
mightyatom ㅋㅋ~~ 너에 대해서 더 알고싶어
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-21 07:38:11
January 20 2011 16:35 GMT
#60
On January 20 2011 22:46 Sarrah wrote:
mightyatom ㅋㅋ~~ 너에 대해서 더 알고싶어


your korean is so slang you 'foreigner', you know my nunchi, is the fastest in the world.
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
January 20 2011 16:38 GMT
#61
On January 20 2011 22:46 Sarrah wrote:
mightyatom ㅋㅋ~~ 너에 대해서 더 알고싶어

lol zatic

"Gangnam"
"ahh???"
"GANGNAM"
"ahhhh???????"

...

"kam sahaaaaaah~"
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ptbl
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6074 Posts
January 20 2011 17:41 GMT
#62
read all three of your blog posts. I would be honored if I could call you hyung
Don't mind me
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
January 21 2011 15:13 GMT
#63
^^ me or dancewith devil? keke. anyways, on tl, I'm nearly* everyone's hyung except for the no manner ones, that begin said I do like Idra a lot, I think he is quite funny/witty.
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Rising_Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States370 Posts
January 21 2011 15:44 GMT
#64
I don't know if you dramatized the events a little, but there is no way I could do that if/when I'm in a relationship.

You, sir, have balls.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
January 21 2011 19:53 GMT
#65
pretty entertaining story. for all the haters i am sure this story is pretty much true, as dramatized and unbelievable as it sounds.

im pretty sure OP would be able to enjoy his job 100% more if he were single, but meh. tough to balance work and relationships - having a nice income takes sacrifice

i need to go back to korea with some powerful wingmen.. :/
too easy
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 23 2011 05:34 GMT
#66
wow
why so 진지해?
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
January 23 2011 06:26 GMT
#67
dancewith devil.. your nunchi is absolutely amazing.!! do teach.!
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news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
January 23 2011 06:35 GMT
#68
this one is a lot less believable, too much detail. I hope mightyatom did in fact book you and is going to blog about it in return
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 23 2011 06:59 GMT
#69
dancewithdevil,

instead of blogging about it as if it's some emotional struggle between love and work why not just admit the truth?

you think with one thing. and it's not your heart.
why so 진지해?
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
January 23 2011 07:36 GMT
#70
On January 23 2011 15:59 Rekrul wrote:
dancewithdevil,

instead of blogging about it as if it's some emotional struggle between love and work why not just admit the truth?

you think with one thing. and it's not your heart.


his brain?
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
Darkchylde
Profile Joined January 2010
United States473 Posts
January 23 2011 23:53 GMT
#71
Good read. I didn't want to resurrect the first blog post, so I'll post my question to Devil here. Do working Korean girls keep their lawns trim?
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
January 23 2011 23:59 GMT
#72
On January 23 2011 16:36 AssuredVacancy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2011 15:59 Rekrul wrote:
dancewithdevil,

instead of blogging about it as if it's some emotional struggle between love and work why not just admit the truth?

you think with one thing. and it's not your heart.


his brain?

LOL, no its below his waist line.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
January 24 2011 02:09 GMT
#73
whether it's true or not, if his gf knows that this is going on and is okay with it, then it's not really cheating (or it's not so bad).
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 24 2011 02:23 GMT
#74
On January 24 2011 11:09 29 fps wrote:
whether it's true or not, if his gf knows that this is going on and is okay with it, then it's not really cheating (or it's not so bad).

If she's aware and has no problem with it, then by all means, keep at it. Imho if all parties involved consent, they can do w/e they want.

If she's not aware that he's actually fucking other girls on occasion, (especially prostitutes ffs, lol), then there's a problem.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-24 02:25:50
January 24 2011 02:25 GMT
#75
On January 24 2011 11:23 Haemonculus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 11:09 29 fps wrote:
whether it's true or not, if his gf knows that this is going on and is okay with it, then it's not really cheating (or it's not so bad).

If she's aware and has no problem with it, then by all means, keep at it. Imho if all parties involved consent, they can do w/e they want.

If she's not aware that he's actually fucking other girls on occasion, (especially prostitutes ffs, lol), then there's a problem.

Yeah but if he didn't do all that his story would be so boring.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
sl
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada239 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-24 04:04:07
January 24 2011 04:03 GMT
#76
On January 24 2011 11:25 Zim23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2011 11:23 Haemonculus wrote:
On January 24 2011 11:09 29 fps wrote:
whether it's true or not, if his gf knows that this is going on and is okay with it, then it's not really cheating (or it's not so bad).

If she's aware and has no problem with it, then by all means, keep at it. Imho if all parties involved consent, they can do w/e they want.

If she's not aware that he's actually fucking other girls on occasion, (especially prostitutes ffs, lol), then there's a problem.

Yeah but if he didn't do all that his story would be so boring.


1. Write book involving sex between two major characters.
2. ???
3. Profit!
blue`
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom119 Posts
January 24 2011 04:42 GMT
#77
All judgements aside, amazing read
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