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The Divine Click
There is a legend called The Divine Click told in the progaming houses. It states that since the beginning of time, God created the universe in the pursuit of a single event. From every cosmological event that lead up to the creation of the human race, every historical conflict that lead up to the creation of our modern nations, every electronic invention that lead up to the creation of StarCraft:BroodWar, every ancestor of every progamer and every person every progamer has ever been influenced by, has been heading toward one moment. The single greatest click in StarCraft.
The Divine Click will be a game changing play. It will come from a situation that looks impossible. Only one person will be able to see it, and that will be the player who has finally obtained the Hand of God. Imagine, the two greatest players in the world, toe to toe, playing the most nail biting game of StarCraft you've ever seen. Everything looks right. Everything is fast. Everything is above any game you've ever seen before. There are no mistakes.
The Divine Click occurs. All witnesses are awe-struck. The player fighting against the Hand of God cries. There's nothing he can do. Everything seemed perfect right before The Divine Click, and now it's clear he or she is going to lose. But he or she isn't sad. He or she is happy. So happy to have finally witnessed The Divine Click. To have been such an important part of God's plan, as to be needed as the only opponent who could make the Hand of God necessary. It's inspiring. It's his or her raison d'etre.
The player who has adopted the Hand of God can't believe it. He or she, out of everyone in the history of man kind, was chosen to play The Divine Click. This player can't even take credit for it. The Divine Click is everyone's. So much pride swells in him or her for being the one to play it, but it was everyone's purpose. It's so beautiful.
The universe implodes. It has no reason to exist anymore. Even if there was someone left to miss it, that someone couldn't feel sad. It was the whole point. It was why were were made. It is Truth, Happiness, Fulfillment. Ascension into Heaven and Approval from God.
It's not a question of if, they say. It's a question of when. When will we finally witness The Divine Click? Will we live long enough? Will the Hand of God choose me, or my apprentice? Or his apprentice? Or the apprentice after that? How long does the chain need to go? How long do I need to live to witness The Divine Click?
+ Show Spoiler +This would probably be better without my awful pictures lol
 
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Ow. I normally love your writing but I didn't find it that funny :/
Probably some sarcasm that flew over my head.
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Chef are you parodying Hikaru no Go again? 
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On January 17 2011 11:34 EchOne wrote:Chef are you parodying Hikaru no Go again?
Same thing came to my mind 
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I believe!
Our Gosu
Our Gosu who art in Korea
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Click come.
Thy units move
on Char as it is on Adun.
Give us this day our daily Minerals,
and forgive us our bad manner,
as we forgive those who bad manner against us,
and lead us not in to tank lines,
but deliver us from cheese.
Amen.
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Gen. 1:1-5
1. In the Beginning Gosu created the Maps and the Units.
2. And the units were without control, and inert; and stillness was upon the face of the field. And the Spirit of Gosu panned upon the face of the ground.
3. And Gosu said, Let there be movement: and the was movement.
4. And Gosu saw the movement, that it was good: and Gosu divided the movement from the stillness.
5. And Gosu called the movement Micro, and the stillness he called Chobo. And the attack-move and the stop were the first Micro.
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And of course, the person who finally discovers the secret of the divine click will be taught by Boxers ghost...
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On January 17 2011 12:12 emperorchampion wrote:I believe! Our GosuShow nested quote +Our Gosu who art in Korea
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Click come.
Thy units move
on Char as it is on Adun.
Give us this day our daily Minerals,
and forgive us our bad manner,
as we forgive those who bad manner against us,
and lead us not in to tank lines,
but deliver us from cheese.
Amen.
On January 17 2011 12:34 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Gen. 1:1-5 Show nested quote +
1. In the Beginning Gosu created the Maps and the Units.
2. And the units were without control, and inert; and stillness was upon the face of field. And the Spirit of Gosu panned upon the face of the ground.
3. And Gosu said, Let there be movement: and the was movement.
4. And Gosu saw the movement, that it was good: and Gosu divided the movement from the stillness.
5. And Gosu called the movement Micro, and the stillness he called Chobo. And the attack-move and the stop were the first Micro.
Hahahaha, these post are both equally awesome. So so good, also Also Mr. Wiggles I love your quote
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On January 17 2011 12:59 n.DieJokes wrote:Show nested quote +On January 17 2011 12:12 emperorchampion wrote:I believe! Our GosuOur Gosu who art in Korea
hallowed be thy name.
Thy Click come.
Thy units move
on Char as it is on Adun.
Give us this day our daily Minerals,
and forgive us our bad manner,
as we forgive those who bad manner against us,
and lead us not in to tank lines,
but deliver us from cheese.
Amen. Show nested quote +On January 17 2011 12:34 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Gen. 1:1-5
1. In the Beginning Gosu created the Maps and the Units.
2. And the units were without control, and inert; and stillness was upon the face of field. And the Spirit of Gosu panned upon the face of the ground.
3. And Gosu said, Let there be movement: and the was movement.
4. And Gosu saw the movement, that it was good: and Gosu divided the movement from the stillness.
5. And Gosu called the movement Micro, and the stillness he called Chobo. And the attack-move and the stop were the first Micro.
Hahahaha, these post are both equally awesome. So so good, also Also Mr. Wiggles I love your quote
Thanks haha! I was thinking of doing the whole thing when I realized it was 36 or something verses. Maybe in another blog post. :p
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