EPTLet the banhammer drop
A shot rang out and the beast let go of FakeSteve, as his brain was just hollowed out by a 357 Magnum, Boesthius and FakeSteve looked up into Kennigit's grim face
"You've just been manned!"
The entire set grew quiet as they stared into Kennigit's quickly reddening canadian face.
'Manned?! are you serious? omg this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever heard, shit the guy's been manned! watch out Kennigit, or you'll get Horsed when Tyler gets here, then your soul will get sucked out!' iNcontroL bellowed as the rest of the staff laughed along.
Manly fighting!
Manifesto faced the hordes of beasts, he knew it had come to this, he raised his mighty hammer and bellowed his war cry!
"AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID! I WAS PETRIFIED!" he brought the hammer down
"KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE!" and elegant swirl of the mighty weapon
"BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS,THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG!" A swing of the hammer crushed a monstrous skull
"AND I GREW STRONG!" bringing the hammer back to his chest "AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG!"
"BUT NOW YOU'RE BACK!" An accusotary finger pointed at the monsters
"FROM OUTER SPACE! I JUST WALKED IN TO FIND YOU HERE WITH THAT SAD LOOK UPON YOUR FACE!" A disappointed head shake as he looks at the faces of the beasts in front of him
"I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED THAT STUPID LOCK, I SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY" An annoyed Mani falls to his knees
"IF I HAD KNOWN FOR JUST ONE SECOND YOU'D BE BACK TO BOTHER ME!" He yelled arms outstretched
"GO ON NOW GO!" Chill cut in "WALK OUT THE DOOR!"
"JUST TURN AROUND NOW!" Plexa exclaimed
"CAUSE YOU'R NOT WELCOME ANYMORE" iNcontroL growled
"WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO TRIED TO HURT ME WITH GOODBYE!?" FakeSteve accused
"YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE?" Boesthius demanded
"YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE!?" screamed Ret, Nazgul, TLO, Tyler, HuK, Jinro and Haypro
"OH NO NOT I!" The entire cast bellowed
"I WILL SURVIVE! AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I'M STILL ALIVE!
I'VE GOT ALL MY LIVE TO LIVE!
I'VE GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE!
AND I'LL SURVIVE!
I WILL SURVIVE!"
Nazgul's interview mayhem
Hello everyone, we're here with Liquid'Nazgul, hi Naz!
NAZ: Hi, i'm happy to be here
INT: so you've been on the first season of TL apocalypse, how is it?
NAZ: It's great, really awesome to fight those idiots
INT: and how does it feel, I mean, what's it like fighting?
NAZ: Well, how can I put it, I think I shall use a quote *clears throat* here goes *cue music*
RISIN UP, BACK ON THE STREET
DID MY TIME, TOOK MY CHANCES
WENT THE DISTANCE NOW I'M BACK ON MY FEET,
JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIIIIVE
INT: what the fuck is he doing? uh, production? what's going on? this wasn't planned *Naz grabs interviewer's shoulders* Ah!
NAZ: SO MANY TIMES
IT HAPPENS TOO FAST! *an emphasizing shake of the interviewer*
YOU TRADE YOUR PASSION FOR GLORY!
DON'T LOSE YOUR GRIP ON THE DREAMS OF THE PAST *tightens his grip*
YOU MUST FIGHT JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE!
INT: Let go of me you psycho! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! SECURITY!
NAZ: IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER
ITS THE WILL OF THE FIGHT!
RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS *points at the interviewer and then punches him in the face*
AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR *points his thumb at himself*
STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT
AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EEEEEEYE *stares deeply into the interviewer's eyes*
OF THE TIGER *growls seductively at the interviewer*
FACE TO FAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *security subdues nazgul and takes him away.*
Well, everyone, our cast sure is a handful sometimes, I hope u enjoyed this small window into what it's like to work with these people
