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Seltsam
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States343 Posts
December 23 2010 16:50 GMT
#1
I thought of this one a few days ago. It's not so much SC2 as it is SC2 players, but here it is:

If Duckloadra is Whitera when sponsored by Duckload, then what would you call Whitera's subconscious?
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Idra


Yeah it's not that great.

So anyone have anything better?

*
Team Limited ftw! www.teamltd.net
Coriolis
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1152 Posts
December 23 2010 17:04 GMT
#2
What computer does idra use?
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IBM
Descolada in everything not TL/Starcraft
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
December 23 2010 17:08 GMT
#3
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Hydralisk
flowandebb
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada158 Posts
December 23 2010 17:12 GMT
#4
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So a probe walks into a bar and immediately goes to the bathroom. Barkeeper is confused when the probe doesn't walk out in a bit and goes to check. Hes greeted by 15 photon cannons.
kingjames01
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada1603 Posts
December 23 2010 17:14 GMT
#5
hehe, these are funny. =)
Who would sup with the mighty, must walk the path of daggers.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-23 17:17:29
December 23 2010 17:16 GMT
#6
The game.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
kingjames01
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada1603 Posts
December 23 2010 17:29 GMT
#7
On December 24 2010 02:16 Zergneedsfood wrote:
The game.


That's not funny. :|
Who would sup with the mighty, must walk the path of daggers.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
December 23 2010 17:33 GMT
#8
Haha omg I laughed so hard at the barkeeper one...

I had some in the old Yo Momma BroodWar thread, which I will cite here for fame and fortune, there should be an SC2 version of that thread though...


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Yo mamma sooo fat that when she wanted to watch a live televised game of BroodWar in Yeongsan stadium people instead believed that bigfoot came down from the mountains and the authorities were promptly called


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Yo momma soo stupid, while she was atop the Peaks of Baekdu and hollared into the mists below, she perceived the echo as a being from an unseen companion, and in her delirium tried to engage in verbal niceties and pleas for helicopter rescue.


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Your mother is so stupid, that when she came upon the finest Khaydarin crystal ever made, that was inlaid into the amulet of Adun himself to herald a new age of pristine majesty among the warring Protoss tribes, she thought to herself, "behold, for if I use this in my BeDazzler, I will have some cute pimp shit to wear." But then, with the purest crystal defiled, unspeakable, horrible, cosmic forces consumed the souls of even the strongest warriors, and evaporated the bright stars that brought life to the Protoss worlds, leaving naught but cold, black, and empty shells scattered throughout the dead cosmos.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
December 23 2010 17:34 GMT
#9
On December 24 2010 02:04 Fargoth wrote:
What computer does idra use?
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IBM


lol that's great
I put the fu in fun
Garrl
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Scotland1979 Posts
December 23 2010 17:38 GMT
#10
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SC2
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
December 23 2010 17:54 GMT
#11
In Starkraft 2 video game, you kill stalker.
In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep.
In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord.
In советский Russia, overlord control you.
This one is not joke.
OBJECTION
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
December 23 2010 17:55 GMT
#12
No credit for the ''id' joke? Not bad.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
December 23 2010 18:04 GMT
#13
On December 24 2010 02:54 JackMcCoy wrote:
In Starkraft 2 video game, you kill stalker.
In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep.
In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord.
In советский Russia, overlord control you.
This one is not joke.


This is hilarious....
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
December 24 2010 00:15 GMT
#14
On December 24 2010 02:54 JackMcCoy wrote:
In Starkraft 2 video game, you kill stalker.
In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep.
In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you.

In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord.
In советский Russia, overlord control you.
This one is not joke.

rofl
bebejugga
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States43 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-24 02:11:45
December 24 2010 02:11 GMT
#15
My brother and his roommate thought of this one:
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Your momma so fat, when she goes to work, they yell, "Carrier has arrived!!"

Is your muffin buttered? Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
January 09 2011 23:38 GMT
#16
On November 04 2010 08:10 SonuvBob wrote:
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On November 03 2010 22:14 deL wrote:
Have you ever refrained from banning someone who 100% deserved a serious ban (not just 2days / 1 week) just because they were a contributor / veteran / top player? Who?

I think you're hinting at someone in particular, but Idrather not answer this.


funnier b/c its from a mod... from the Ask TL Staff Anything thread

marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
bLuR
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada625 Posts
February 21 2011 19:47 GMT
#17
What kind of shoes does KellyMILKIES wear?


Heellions
lum76
Profile Joined January 2011
Singapore11 Posts
February 22 2011 12:04 GMT
#18
A hydralisk walks into a bar. The bartender picks up the hydralisk and throws him out. Two weeks later, the hydralisk walks in again and says, "Hey, what did you do that for?!"
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 22 2011 12:48 GMT
#19
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=194532

all of these are great, my favorite was #15

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don't hate me =(
posting on liquid sites in current year
Mordanis
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States893 Posts
March 12 2011 00:33 GMT
#20
just had a stroke of brilliance with the old pun making so here goes

Note: if you don't like awful puns, you probably shouldn't read these...

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Breakfast and lunch played a game of sc2, and breakfast got wafflestomped


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Wheat and meat played a game of sc2, and the bread was rolled


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A Roman and a Sabine play a game of sc2, and the resuslt is The Rape of the Sabine(s)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like... victory. -_^ Favorite SC2 match ->Liquid`HerO vs. SlayerS CranK g.1 @MLG Summer Championship
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