EPTIf Duckloadra is Whitera when sponsored by Duckload, then what would you call Whitera's subconscious?
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Idra
Yeah it's not that great.
So anyone have anything better?
Good SC2 jokes?
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Seltsam
United States343 Posts
If Duckloadra is Whitera when sponsored by Duckload, then what would you call Whitera's subconscious? + Show Spoiler + Yeah it's not that great. So anyone have anything better? | ||
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Coriolis
United States1152 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + IBM | ||
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FiBsTeR
United States415 Posts
Hydralisk | ||
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flowandebb
Canada158 Posts
So a probe walks into a bar and immediately goes to the bathroom. Barkeeper is confused when the probe doesn't walk out in a bit and goes to check. Hes greeted by 15 photon cannons. | ||
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kingjames01
Canada1603 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
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kingjames01
Canada1603 Posts
On December 24 2010 02:16 Zergneedsfood wrote: The game. That's not funny. :| | ||
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Ancestral
United States3230 Posts
I had some in the old Yo Momma BroodWar thread, which I will cite here for fame and fortune, there should be an SC2 version of that thread though... + Show Spoiler + Yo mamma sooo fat that when she wanted to watch a live televised game of BroodWar in Yeongsan stadium people instead believed that bigfoot came down from the mountains and the authorities were promptly called + Show Spoiler + Yo momma soo stupid, while she was atop the Peaks of Baekdu and hollared into the mists below, she perceived the echo as a being from an unseen companion, and in her delirium tried to engage in verbal niceties and pleas for helicopter rescue. + Show Spoiler + Your mother is so stupid, that when she came upon the finest Khaydarin crystal ever made, that was inlaid into the amulet of Adun himself to herald a new age of pristine majesty among the warring Protoss tribes, she thought to herself, "behold, for if I use this in my BeDazzler, I will have some cute pimp shit to wear." But then, with the purest crystal defiled, unspeakable, horrible, cosmic forces consumed the souls of even the strongest warriors, and evaporated the bright stars that brought life to the Protoss worlds, leaving naught but cold, black, and empty shells scattered throughout the dead cosmos. | ||
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comabreaded
United States2166 Posts
lol that's great | ||
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Garrl
Scotland1982 Posts
SC2 | ||
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JackMcCoy
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In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep. In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord. In советский Russia, overlord control you. This one is not joke. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
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bakedace
United States672 Posts
On December 24 2010 02:54 JackMcCoy wrote: In Starkraft 2 video game, you kill stalker. In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep. In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord. In советский Russia, overlord control you. This one is not joke. This is hilarious.... | ||
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
On December 24 2010 02:54 JackMcCoy wrote: In Starkraft 2 video game, you kill stalker. In советский celebrity Amerika, stalker kill you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you want to spread creep. In советский Russia, creep wants to spread you. In Starkraft 2 video game, you control overlord. In советский Russia, overlord control you. This one is not joke. rofl | ||
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bebejugga
United States43 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Your momma so fat, when she goes to work, they yell, "Carrier has arrived!!" | ||
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SlapMySalami
United States1060 Posts
On November 04 2010 08:10 SonuvBob wrote: I think you're hinting at someone in particular, but Idrather not answer this. funnier b/c its from a mod... from the Ask TL Staff Anything thread | ||
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bLuR
Canada625 Posts
Heellions | ||
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lum76
Singapore11 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
all of these are great, my favorite was #15 + Show Spoiler + don't hate me =( | ||
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Mordanis
United States893 Posts
Note: if you don't like awful puns, you probably shouldn't read these... + Show Spoiler + Breakfast and lunch played a game of sc2, and breakfast got wafflestomped + Show Spoiler + Wheat and meat played a game of sc2, and the bread was rolled + Show Spoiler + A Roman and a Sabine play a game of sc2, and the resuslt is The Rape of the Sabine(s) | ||
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