EPT- My 2000th post
- On my 20th birthday
- On December 20th
Amazing right? RIGHT? FUCKING RIGHT?
So I don't really know what to type here...
But I figured I could always do some shout-outs.
Here they are:
- Aukai - You are the angry asian role model in my life. Without you and your beautiful pictures that I sneak a peek at every night, my view of male asians would have never changed. I would have still thought all male asians were feminine pussies who could only do arithmetic. But I was wrong.
- Chs820 - You are a male asian who is a feminine pussy who can only do arithmetic. But somehow you still have a girlfriend. Playing games with you is fun and hilarious. You have a very determined mindset and I imagine if I was just a bit more gay, I'd be attracted to you.
- Caliban - You are my true father. I know you're off and doing bigger and better things right now but I'll never forget all the days we spent together on Brood War. You taught me how to manner up during games. You'd always "gg" no matter what and never make remarks or excuses, and I try hard to do that myself. It is hard to find Starcraft players like you, because even though you were good, you were humble. I'm attracted to your sexy personality and physique, but I'm not gay enough to make a move or commit to a manly stud such as yourself yet.
- StalinRush - You aren't reading this because you don't have good internet anymore. I love you though. We spent too much time together on Brood War. Enough time to warrant us a couple's ring and designer-matching purses. You were one of the reasons I tried hard in Brood War. I just wanted to make an impression on you. Because in the end, we both know we're meant for each other. It sucks we live states away but are in pretty much the same situation. I'd get on my knees for you.
- GG - Your relaxed attitude and humor is absolutely one of a kind. Don't tell anyone else, but I secretly only went on ventrilo for you. I don't know why you aren't on as often, I'm starting to think you're doing more land whales than necessary. You still have a good many dozen years to live and should think about your future, and not the whales. I know what you're thinking, you want to get them before the Japanese do. It is okay.
- Just - Fuck you. You had the chance to become a great SC2 player but you left it all for a shitty game. You need a wake-up call. People are measured by success. You are nothing more than a reflection of your accomplishments. People don't care what you like, who you are, what music you listen to, or your hobbies. In the end people measure you by your accomplishments. That is how life works in the business world. It also works like that in E-Sports. I did the same thing as you, but I was never a great player in Brood War. I quit for a while to play Mabinogi. It was the worst decision of my life. I didn't really have friends in high school, so Mabinogi kind of became my social hangout to relax in every evening. The game was all about community, it was perfect at the time for me. But being emotionally dependent on a community-driven video game is fucked up. It is definitely a long story, but a few of the things that happened were: I dated a guy, I partially contributed to someone getting sued for hacking, I almost got the police called on me, I ruined a bunch of people's lives (who probably invested as much time as me in the Mabinogian community.. and who truly needed the social escape), and spent hundreds of dollars on the game. I'm sure there is something very psychologically fucked up about relying on a virtual world to be the only source of social communication I had. But the point is, you're a dumbass.
- Micronesia - Hi dad. You'll always be my dad. If you don't ever have kids you should adopt because I think a kid growing up in a logical environment is far better than what I grew up in. My mother used to tell me that if I crossed a street a stop sign would hit me in the face when I was young. I seriously had a phobia of stop signs until I was like 9. Either a father or a hermit on top of a mountain. Then people could seek you for advice.
- Creck - You're usually funny, but not funny when you're angry. I think anger clouds judgment. And it also prevents us from becoming better gamers. People sure love swinging that quote around from IdrA, that says something about "You don't care enough if you don't get angry" or whatever. And that is absolute bullshit. I like IdrA, but I don't agree with that at all. Anger doesn't do anything. Being calm and collective is always the right emotional set you should be in. I realize I've never really seen you angry, and I don't know if you really do get angry often, but I wanted to write something insightful here.
- Jonoman92 - I love you. You are like the successful me without emotional problems. You'll go far in life, and when you do, you should send me a souvenir.
I'm sure there is many more I missed but I don't really care.
Now to show you all something that means a lot to me...
A youtube personality (sort of, the kid is really messed up) that I feel relates to me.
"Shibart is a mentally and physically retarded acne sufferer on Youtube who claims to be aged 38. Shibart lives in Seattle, Washington. He says that he was bored of working life so he quit his job as a lawyer and moved into his parent's house. He claims to have an obsession with his younger sister and also claims to have, at a younger age, boiled his cat alive. Whether the animal abuse claims are legit or not, his sick sexual fantasy's are very real. He boasts fetishes such as tranny, rape, scat, pee, puke and just about any other severely fucked up thing you could imagine."
Shibart's Birthday (What a Coincidence!)
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Shibart Looking for Friends
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Shibart Confessing his love to an online emo girl:
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Shibart Meets the One:
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Shibart's Letter of Confession:
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Shibart's Truth:
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Shibart Finds Metro Station:
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