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Genovi
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TheRPGAddict
United States1403 Posts
On December 13 2010 17:59 Fr33t wrote: I agree, being able to control the way you act is important. Just going off on rants shows that someone is simply not mature enough to deal with emotion, especially that of anger or frustration. I mean it was a damn ladder game, just move on. There's a difference between getting pissed off and crying and making excuses. | ||
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LittLeD
Sweden7973 Posts
On December 15 2010 08:49 Genovi wrote: Can we please change the name of this blog to "Epic idrA song called "Stan""? This is so funny it deserves a name change )Lol that'd totally ruin the pun | ||
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Defacer
Canada5052 Posts
On December 15 2010 06:44 InstantKarma wrote: I'm going to put on my old man hat here. I've been working as a pirate/sailor for 10 years. Right now I'm managing an entire frigate and managing a team consisting of 72 swashbucklers, 3 whores, and a landscape architect. I'm not qualified to opine about IdrA's gameplay or strategies, but I have an opinion about 'professionalism' in general that's worth considering. The thing is, I WAS AN IDRA. All throughout my days as a young sailor and my early ship raids, I was busting my ass. I was pulling 24 hour days every other week. I took pirating so personally and seriously, I was notorious. I had a reputation for being brutally honest, and talking insane smack about other pirates and their work. I cared a great deal about piracy, and didn't understand anyone who didn't take it as seriously as I did. And while people respected me, I slowly started to notice that people didn't want to work with me. Trust me, it's not worth it. Hey -- it was as true in the 1700's as it is today. | ||
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PaPaLung
Canada51 Posts
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nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
Lyrics based off "Kill You" by Eminem.When I just a little baby probe, Zeratul used to tell me these crazy things He used to tell me the gracken was an evil man, He used to tell me he hated me And then I mined a couple of minerals and I realized, he was the crazy one he would yell at me every time I didnt play standard cause that's just the way he was They said I can't rap about blockin chokes no more They ain't say I can't rap about probes no more Dan, you think I won't rush no more til the mining drones don't work in your base no more?! These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin Thinkin I'm goin all in with my SCV's to be winnin it Drop your vikings down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull all of my SCV's and bring 'em to you Shut up n00b, you're causin too much metagame chaos Just macro like a pro and build Marauders, okay MarineKing? "Oh, now he's lecturing Koreans, abusing gosus, and we haven't even heard his name at GSL?" You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late I'm rollin random and all ining off of two base I invented one basing, you macro six base bitches are never ever gonna win, win, WIN! The concept of MULES, left Artosis' brains all scrambled so bad, his head literaly exploded Bitch I'ma all in you! You don't wanna macro with me leave without GG - you ain't nuttin but a scrub to me Bitch I'ma all in you! You ain't got the balls to expand You ain't got the multitasking to make a decent stand You better gg me! I'ma be another round of 64 loss for building too many drones against a two gate toss But when they beat me - I'm never showin no class Because it's true! All these one-base bitches can kiss my ass .. I said you don't, wanna build too many drones (cause why?) Cause ActionJesus, will fuckin all-in you (ah-haha) Bitch I'ma all in you! Like a proxy stargate, I'ma conceal you sneak a camera in your room so I can see your reaction when I film you Close positions?, I been through Incineration Zone, shut the hell up! I'm tryin to develop some good maps so that Blizzard can sell 'em I ain't buildin tech, I just mass on tier 1 Built a new barracks and just had a tech lab added WHOOPS! Is that a switch of tech? NO! Just cancelled that add-on so I can only make marines again Will Foxer ever expand? NO! He'll be the brunt of Greg's insults But it's sad to think the things online are said by adults If you get proxied and lose, THEN, if he does it again you'll probably end up sayin some shit that kids would say when they were 10 Bitch I'ma all-in you, I ain't done this ain't gg I ain't even built planetary fortresses in your base by means of the EB A cheesy build order is detectable after three or four times and it should be easily countered, ain't it Boxer? Silver calibur player hidin his record on a smurph so that he can continue to shit-talk pros Here we go again, we're puttin InControL out of his mind, and he's banning scrubs and benching busses! | ||
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iinsom
Australia339 Posts
Epic thread is epic | ||
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zor.au
Australia270 Posts
On December 15 2010 01:28 illu23 wrote: Dear johnlee, I meant to write you sooner but I just been DND. You said you're studying for exams now - you're quite a nerd, I see. Look, I really don't care you'd turn off my stream So here's TLO's url if you can't stand me being mean I'm glad I didn't see you at MLG Dallas, must have missed...who? Sometimes I do that shit just do diss all-inners like you. But what's that kind of shit you said about me droning too heavy, too? I'm no fucking 6pool, c'mon - how all-in are you? You got some issues johnlee, I think you need some gosucoaching To make me teach you for 150$ an hour to stop your all-in. And what's that shit about us meant to 2v2 together? Your kind of "build" will not make me want to all-in forever. I really think your SCVs and your base need each other Or maybe you just need to split them better I hope you get to read this PM, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you lose all your macro, I think that you'll be doing just fine If you sit back a little. I'm glad I inspire you but johnlee, Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I don't give cheesers the gg I just don't want them to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on TL couple hours ago that made me sick Some noob was pissed and opened up a thread about me being scum Already had 242 post, talked about Huk being mannered typing gl&hf But couple of pages later he just vanished and in his outbox they found a PM but they didn't say who it was to Come'on think about it, his name is....it was you! Haha! LOL best one yet | ||
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theriv
United States149 Posts
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Defacer
Canada5052 Posts
On December 15 2010 10:16 theriv wrote: huk gets mad too....everyone does. some are more rude than others but still. its inside of oyu. [Edited my own response for being too mean. But it was hilarious, folks.] | ||
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dthree
Australia150 Posts
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Z3kk
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
please please please please please someone produce this song | ||
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Mackh
France132 Posts
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PaPaLung
Canada51 Posts
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
On December 15 2010 12:01 PaPaLung wrote: I'm a rapper and if this track doesn't get done before I get back in the studio I may just hafto record it. I mean illu23's version. Just need a Stan instrumental. I think I could even fake ems voice a bit. haha sweet!!! i can't wait for someone to do this | ||
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.heritage
United States30 Posts
On December 15 2010 09:56 zor.au wrote: hahahahahah. This is the best. If someone really does reproduce this, they'll be famous. Maybe even on the level of Antoine Dodson hahaha. | ||
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Boozerr
United States28 Posts
On December 15 2010 11:50 Mackh wrote: If someone comes up with lirycs I can manage to get voices recorded :p, for the instru a simple loop should do the trick On December 15 2010 12:01 PaPaLung wrote: I'm a rapper and if this track doesn't get done before I get back in the studio I may just hafto record it. I mean illu23's version. Just need a Stan instrumental. I think I could even fake ems voice a bit. haha Intrumental On December 14 2010 07:03 Mr. Wiggles wrote: Inspired by this thread and the first reply: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=176514 I decided to write out the full lyrics to a SC2 parody of Eminem's "Stan". What follows is a fictional parody that is in no way real: Stan- My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I? Booted up the game at all Angry BM fills the chat window And I can't play at all And even if I could it'd all be cheese But your BO on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I? Booted up the game at all Angry BM fills the chat window And I can't play at all And even if I could it'd all be cheese But your BO on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad Dear IdrA, I PMed you but you still ain't replyin' I left my handle, my email And my username at the bottom I sent two messages back in autumn You must not have got 'em It probably was a problem With the beta servers or somethin' Sometimes I write usernames Too badly when I type 'em But anyways fuck it What's been up man, how's the Gracken? I've been playing Starcraft too I'm out to be a Gosu If I get a KR license, guess what I'm a call it? I'm a take the name Greg I read about that IEM too, I'm sorry I had a friend who quit Starcraft over some Terran Who reaper rushed him I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan I even watched the BroodWar shit you did with CJ Entus I got a folder full of your replays And your pictures man I like the shit you did in GSL too That shit is S-class Anyways I hope you see this, man Hit me back, I'm in chat Truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I? Booted up the game at all Angry BM fills the chat window And I can't play at all And even if I could it'd all be cheese But your BO on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad Dear Grack, you still ain't replied or wrote I hope you have the chance, I ain't mad I just think it's fucked up, that you BM your fans If you didn't want to play with me Outside the tourney you didn't have to But you could've played a series out with Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 6 years old We waited in a Blistering Sands for you For 4 hours and you just said "No" That's pretty shitty man You're like his fuckin'idol He wants to play just like you man Macros like you more than I do I ain't mad though I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Dallas You said if I messaged you, you would message back See I'm just like you in a way I don't like to play cheesers neither They used to always proxy my friend and beat her I can relate to what you're doin' in your games So when I pull a shitty play Put my status to "away" and load 'em up Cause I don't really got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo "<3 Greg Fields" across the chest Sometimes I even cheese myself To see how much it hurts It's like Adrenaline All-ins are such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real And I respect you 'cause you tell it That one friend's jealous 'Cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Greg, no one does She don't know what BroodWar was like? For people like us growing up You've gotta PM me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. We should 2v2 together too My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I? Booted up the game at all Angry BM fills the chat window And I can't play at all And even if I could it'd all be cheese But your BO on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad Dear Mister, I'm too good to PM or message my fans This'll be the last replay pack I ever send your ass It's been five months and still no word I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two PMs I wrote your username on 'em perfect So this is my podcast I'm sending you I hope you hear it I'm in a game right now I'm voidray rushing on the ladder Hey IdrA, I drink a fifth of vodka Ya dare me to play? You know that thread on Team Liquid "Help me not be a noob" About those guys who could have saved That other guy from losing But didn't, then they saw it all In his replay how they cheesed him That's kinda how this is You could have saved me from losing Now it's too late I had a thousand games, now I'm 2-gating And all I wanted was a message or somethin' bolder I hope you know I deleted all your replays in my folder I loved you Grack, we could have played together Think about it, you ruined it now I hope you can't win and you BM about it And when you BM, I hope you can't win And you rage about it I hope those Koreans eat at you And you'll be on tilt without me See IdrA, "Fuck off noob! I'm trying to play" Hey Greg, that's my opponent screaming in the chat But I didn't six-pool them, I just 2-raxed it up See I ain't like you 'Cause if they rage they'll just suffer more And then they'll lose too Well gotta go I'm almost at Rank 1 now Oh shit! I forgot! How am I supposed to stream this shit out? My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I? Booted up the game at all Angry BM fills the chat window And I can't play at all And even if I could it'd all be cheese But your BO on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad Dear Stan, I meant to message you sooner But I've just been busy You said you're playing on the ladder now How far along are you? Look I'm really flattered You would call your Bnet name that And here's a build order for your brother I wrote it all down here in caps I'm sorry I didn't play you in a custom I must have missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally Just to BM you And what's this shit you said about You like to use cheese too? I say that shit just nooby dawg C'mon, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan I think you need some coahcin' To help your ass from gettin' off the ladder When your points get down some And what's this shit about us Meant to team together? That nooby shit'll make me not want us To play eachother I really think you and your practice partner Need each other Or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this message I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt your play I think you'll be doin' just fine If you'd practice a little I'm glad I inspire you But Stan, why are you so bad? Try to understand That I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some cheesy shit I seen this one thread on TL A couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was on the ladder and all-ined every game And had his opponents on one base And they just couldn't do a thing And with the replays they found a cast But it didn't say who it was to? Come to think about it The username was, it was you! Damn! Hope you enjoyed it, took me like an hour or two to write :p If anyone has any musical talent and wants to sing it, feel free to do so and upload the results! Here's the lyrics from another thread | ||
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Brisby
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liaf
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