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I've been wondering...when our favourite progamers lose interest in SC, or are no longer 'good' enough to be a professional gamer, what would they turn their interests to?
So naturally I thought 'What if they all became gangsta rappers?'
Here is what I think the result would be:
The news you have all been waiting for is finally at the door! 'the GGNORE Crew's' new album 'OSL Ain't Shit' has been announced. The same people who brought you immense tracks such as; G.O.S.U., Changes 1.14 & In The Bunk have told the press that 'OSL Ain't Shit' will be released some time in early winter.
This is good news for the rap community, as we know how dope those guys from LurkDrop Records are.
The 7 members of the crew are all extremely gifted lyricists (maybe not Rush Daddy) and have truly brought hip-hop into a new era. Here are some quick bio's of the GGNORE Crew:
Kekekeminem:
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Bio: Kekekeminem is well renowned for his hit singles Rushing Ur Heart and That's My Nexus Hoe. His genius for rhyming is the driving force behind some of the crafty lyrics, his work is especially noticeable in track number 12, Life of Lively (Thx to Shield Battery). He is always known for sparking a little controversy, he had to make a trip to court for assaulting a member of the public. In court Kekekeminem said that the person had said 'U hax, your macro is weak.' He only suffered a $200 fine, but he stirs up the press and censorship boards by releasing string after string of songs that advocate violence, swearing and cheese rushing.
Word from Kekekeminem: Yo, I am whatever I say I am, I be keepin' it real, big shout out to all them 10gate fans out there, I'd like to say big-ups to all the haters out there, not because I like you, but Ima lull you into a false sense of security, then ima flank yo ass out in the open, gonna get your caps peeled bitches!
Immortal Micro Technique
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Bio: Immortal Micro Technique wows fans with his deep and meaningful lyrics, he executes his verses precisely and his lyrics reach out and infiltrate different trains of thought...it isn't all bling and minerals with this rapper, he encourages listeners to take control of their life and that fastexp and pimpin' bitches isn't what all rappers are about. Such hits as The Fourth Expansion exemplify to the world, the true poetic soul that this rapper possesses.
Word from IMT: Turn off the TV and read! Read nigga! Read some strategy guides!
Nostalgious B.I.G.
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Bio: Nostalgious B.I.G. said to have become famous through links with 2Hac Forsure. Nostalgious is known for his larger-than-life personality and passion for fried pizza doughnuts. He truly is a gifted writer who has the ability to think of an entire song inside his head whilst he's on the move. He once said to a magazine "I wrote the song Re Plz when I was on my way to the shops to buy a hamburger, as I munched into the crispy lettuce, smooth cheese, fried onions, the oh-so-flavoursome meat patty and the ketchup...I heard the beat, the chorus and the verses all in my head...I was in my own world and it excited me." His distinctive deep voice booms throughout most of the tracks on the new album, he has one of the best flows that the rap world has ever seen and as a result, was crowned Rap God of the Year 2005. This win caused shock all throughout the hip hop world, as arch-rival 'MC Carriers' didn't claim victory, as most people were under the impression Carriers was an instant win.
Word from Nostalgious: Peace be to all the world. We haven't got enough loving in this world, think life as a giant sandwich, full of goodness, family is the juicy beef - your main. The lettuce, cheese and sauce are your friends...and the bread is the woman, you've got to make sweet, sweet love to the bread...I mean the woman. Now bite into a sandwich today and feel life flowing through you. I eat sandwiches everyday, and look at me now...I'm a big, big, BIG rap star. Peace out yo.
Rush Daddy
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Bio: Rush Daddy is quite influential but is known for getting famous for being associated with Nostalgious B.I.G. He is more of the mascot for the GGNORE Crew and is known for his absurd dancing and lack of talent. But we'll not hold it against him, after all...every team needs a mascot.
Word from R.Diddy: Hey y'all, I be playin' at the highest of all levels, peep yo gas expansions, big-ups to all the high up playas out thaya in the game. Respec' to all the cheese rushers, hackers and ballers. Buy my new album yo, I'll sign yo autograph and teach you how to board up yo main with photons, peace out niccas.
2Hac Forsure & LL Gosu Play
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Bio: 2Hac is known to be the greatest rapper there ever will be, his lyrics inspire millions, his songs change the masses. He writes rhymes that apply to everyone especially those who've grown up in the ghettoes. On the new album his solo track Lost Ghetto is a tribute to all of those who aren't as well off, who grew up like him - the hard way. He is the main man of the GGNORE Crew and his producing and writing talent is evident throughout the entire album.
LL Gosu Play is 2Hac's bitch. (Just kidding, 2Hac's words of course.) LL Gosu Play is a more soulful rapper, and supports 2Hac as the chorus in Lost Ghetto. LLG Play has been attributed to the production of most of the GGNORE Crew's releases, alongside 2Hac. His auto-biography comes out next week.
'Being 2Hac's Bitch: My Life Story' (kidding again), Trapped With 0 ups is the story of LL's poor upbringing, being managed badly by two newbie parents and general life story of how he shot to fame and riches, we suspect 2Hac had something to do with it, but however he got there, we're glad his talent is allowed to be shown to the world.
Word from 2Hac & LL Gosu Play: 2Hac: Only Micro Can Judge Me. LL Gosu Play: *sings* All we need are some changes 1.14.
50 Vesp
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Bio: 50 Vesp had a hard childhood, and an even harder time getting established. Being a small time hack pusher he was once lurk dropped NINE times but still survives to see today. He is the freshman of the group and strives to become a better rapper with time, his solo releases Gotsta Get Gas and Luna Pimpin' showed that he was a callow individual. But as he matures his lyrics are strengthening, regarding the messages he is trying to put out.
He was the writer of track 17 21 Expansions on the new album.
Word from Fiddy: Get mins or die tryin' biatches.
Final Word: This album is set to rock the world and take the world of hip hop & rap to a new level entirely.
Release: Early winter. Grab it as soon as it hits the shelves.
Track List:
- 1. Eat Yo Pringles Bitch - Intro
- 2. High As My Game Aiii High
- 3. Move Yo Rax Bitch
- 4. We Be Vult Raidin'
- 5. Fuck Ur Choke
- 6. Z, T or P Gonna Give It To Ya
- 7. Dumb Ass Goons
- 8. Bifrost Can Suck It
- 9. That Bitch is Fine (feat. Tossgirl)
- 10. 1v1 GoGo Fuck Urself
- 11. Lost Ghetto
- 12. Life of Lively (Thx To Shield Battery)
- 13. Pics of the Girl? (TL.net Remix)
- 14. We'z Got Upgradez
- 15. Light Yo Bats On Fire
- 16. Dilemma (No vesp remix)
- 17. 21 Expansions
- 18. GGNORE (No Ally End) - Outro
Album Cover:
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Proving once again, that Korea's got Seoul.
