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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-25 00:29:04
December 04 2010 19:47 GMT
#1
Boop.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-04 20:00:03
December 04 2010 19:59 GMT
#2
Well done.

But for me;

On December 05 2010 04:47 Chef wrote:


After me, Slygore and Elly defeated some topless bitch who had a giant hot-tub full of blood for all her minions


completely gave it away.

The Kasim part after that just confirmed it further
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
December 04 2010 20:00 GMT
#3
What in the hell... I am so confused.
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
December 04 2010 20:02 GMT
#4
Is it wrong that after I looked at the spoiler, I still don't get it?
Translator:3
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 04 2010 20:05 GMT
#5
5/5 :D
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 04 2010 20:06 GMT
#6
On December 05 2010 05:02 infinitestory wrote:
Is it wrong that after I looked at the spoiler, I still don't get it?

I played Diablo II with Trozz and there was merc drama. It's like... a Diablo II... battle report... Only neither of us thought to take screenshots so I can only describe what happened. It was really ridiculous when I said "Hey... Where's Elly?" "Uh... I don't know" "OH MY GOD"
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
December 04 2010 20:16 GMT
#7
On December 05 2010 05:06 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2010 05:02 infinitestory wrote:
Is it wrong that after I looked at the spoiler, I still don't get it?

I played Diablo II with Trozz and there was merc drama. It's like... a Diablo II... battle report... Only neither of us thought to take screenshots so I can only describe what happened. It was really ridiculous when I said "Hey... Where's Elly?" "Uh... I don't know" "OH MY GOD"


I didn't get it either.
Is it bad that I never played Diablo II?
101TFP
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
420 Posts
December 04 2010 20:49 GMT
#8
On December 05 2010 05:16 Versita wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 05 2010 05:06 Chef wrote:
On December 05 2010 05:02 infinitestory wrote:
Is it wrong that after I looked at the spoiler, I still don't get it?

I played Diablo II with Trozz and there was merc drama. It's like... a Diablo II... battle report... Only neither of us thought to take screenshots so I can only describe what happened. It was really ridiculous when I said "Hey... Where's Elly?" "Uh... I don't know" "OH MY GOD"


I didn't get it either.
Is it bad that I never played Diablo II?


Yea, you can only get this if you have played Diablo 2.

In Act 1 you can hire female mercenaries to accompany you in the battle. The topless bitch is the endboss of Act 1, Andariel. Act 2 is a desert, you can hire male merce... i will stop here, explaining good jokes sucks.
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
pyaar
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
December 04 2010 20:54 GMT
#9
hahahahahaha, nice work.
Zapperkhan
Profile Joined October 2008
United States437 Posts
December 04 2010 21:34 GMT
#10
Thought this was going to be about the charity drive.
http://desertbus.org/
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 04 2010 22:30 GMT
#11
I got the name from Schildekroat's LP of the same game. Kind of bizarre someone stole the idea and turned it into a charity.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
December 04 2010 22:41 GMT
#12
On December 05 2010 06:34 Zapperkhan wrote:
Thought this was going to be about the charity drive.
http://desertbus.org/


I thought so too, so I was really confused.

It all made sense after seeing the spoiler though, and I just had to read it again. It was better the 2nd time when I finally got it.
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
December 04 2010 23:09 GMT
#13
On December 05 2010 06:34 Zapperkhan wrote:
Thought this was going to be about the charity drive.
http://desertbus.org/

Didnt know about the charity drive but thought it would be about the game.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
December 04 2010 23:30 GMT
#14
This is how I always imagined the storyline when I played D2, except my character liked his chicks nice and cold.

They should bring the necromancer to SCII, name it technomancer or w/e.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Symmetry
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada294 Posts
December 04 2010 23:53 GMT
#15
On December 05 2010 04:59 101TFP wrote:
Well done.

But for me;

Show nested quote +
On December 05 2010 04:47 Chef wrote:


After me, Slygore and Elly defeated some topless bitch who had a giant hot-tub full of blood for all her minions


completely gave it away.


Ha, same for me Was an entertaining read at the least!
SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
December 04 2010 23:56 GMT
#16
This was amazing. Thank-you sir, this made my day. Out of all of the blogs that have ever been made, this is by far my favorite. :DDD

I <3 D2. ^_^
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 05 2010 00:41 GMT
#17
I miss D2. Well... I miss the D2 that existed before hackers/spammers destroyed it.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
javy_
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1677 Posts
December 05 2010 01:21 GMT
#18
On December 05 2010 09:41 Zim23 wrote:
I miss D2. Well... I miss the D2 that existed before hackers/spammers destroyed it.


me too . i wish i still had my ww assn.
♪~( ̄。 ̄)
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