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ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
November 10 2010 20:38 GMT
#81
I've actually tried to read a roughly translated Don Quixote(broken english), it was so awkward and I'd lose interest every 3-4 lines.

Also I hate reading other people's code.

GL and do your best, thats all I can say really. Might be better off this way if they were really that unreasonable and uncompromising.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
November 10 2010 20:42 GMT
#82
On November 11 2010 03:58 tofucake wrote:
Talked to a guy from one of the agencies that keeps calling me (okay, I actually registered with this one). Permanent position available closer to my home at a better salary. I might have a phone screening tomorrow for it, so hurray!

sweet glgl!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19029 Posts
November 10 2010 22:37 GMT
#83
Arg he never called back
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 10 2010 23:05 GMT
#84
at least you have a job you sonofabitch
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
November 10 2010 23:24 GMT
#85
You really need to quit...

Your boss is seriously an ass

Sooner or later you won't be able to stand it

What happens if you go 'tv' on your boss?
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19029 Posts
November 10 2010 23:46 GMT
#86
On November 11 2010 08:24 frogmelter wrote:
You really need to quit...

Your boss is seriously an ass

Sooner or later you won't be able to stand it

What happens if you go 'tv' on your boss?

I won't, but I might have to go Barney Stinson on a TV.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
TBH
Profile Joined November 2010
1 Post
November 12 2010 15:44 GMT
#87
Sounds like a real piece of work :S I highly suggest hilarious-caption therapy:

http://www.totalbosshole.com
JodoYodo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1772 Posts
November 12 2010 18:54 GMT
#88
Okay Tofucake I have the solution for you.

I'm gonna assume you're an English speaking white dude. It's possible you're not white since your username is Tofucake but whatevs, I hope you're a white dude for your sake.

1. Get a tourist visa to China. It's pretty quick for Canadians so I assume it'd be quick for you.
2. Get a plane ticket to Shanghai.
3. Arrive in Shanghai and talk to anyone random who looks like a university student. Chances are they know English (fun fact: There are more English speakers in China than in America)
4. Ask where all the foreigners hang.
5. Meet said foreigners and get one of them to get you a job teaching English because a lot of them are probably doing just that.
6. Get said job, get a place, live the rest of your life gloriously. You now have a decent paying job, cheap rent and cost of living, and you don't even need to know Mandarin.

P.S. If you're lucky you'll get a job being a corporate white guy. What happens is that companies will hire white people to show up to corporate functions (like ribbon cuttings, business meetings, etc) and your sole purpose is to be a white guy, because white people working with a company in China implies power and reputation.
Dance dance dance 'till we run this town!
aidnai
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1159 Posts
November 12 2010 22:31 GMT
#89
Huh... I am an english speaking white guy who went to Shanghai with a tourist visa, changed it to a multi entry work visa, taught english for 5 months and made side trips to Tokyo and Seoul before returning to Canada for university.

For what it's worth, I found it to be a defining, memorable, and wonderful experience.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
November 12 2010 23:39 GMT
#90
Just try and hold on to the job until your next paycheck or something. Then leave.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
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