EPTWhy do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
How do "Keep Off the Grass" signs get to where they are?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read normally?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a cemetery worker works during the day, is he still on the graveyard shift?
What should an environmentalist do if he discovers an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What would the world be like if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for their prescriptions, but healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" and not "asteroids"?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
If 75% of accidents happen within 5 miles of home, where do homeless people go to have 75% of their accidents?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too?
How is it possible to have a "civil" war? Does everyone apologize after shooting each other?
If you throw a cat out of a car, does it become kitty litter?
When I'm finished typing them all up and organizing them, I'll probably put the whole packet online to download. Just felt like sharing. =) In the meantime, feel free to share your own "Why ask why?" questions! Maybe you know one that I don't have.
