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Clumsy, stupid, ugly, and lonely are just a couple of the adjectives that can describe this guy. It wouldn’t impress anyone if I were to tell them he’s never had a girlfriend even though he’s 24. In fact, he’s even confessed he’s never jacked off. By the way, did I already mention he's stupid?
Since the beginning of the year, the guy has managed to keep in touch with one of the most gorgeous girls ever known to man, and she fucking likes him. But rest assured that it is more likely for me to journey deep into the Amazons, freeze an Indian chief's balls, fuck his wife, and make it out alive to sell them on E-Bay, than have this guy out on an ice-cream date with the aforementioned lady, or so I like to think. However, I’m afraid that those are some of the paradoxes in life one will first die before ever getting a logical explanation to, if at all.
Now, this is all due to women being so overly emotional; from time to time they will get depressed and power down their anti-faggot shields. This is exactly when creatures like this guy will lurk out of their caves and crawl towards these eye-burning angels to elicit some small-talk. The girls, naturally, will be so into their emotions that they will not see they're actually talking to a byproduct of some sort of WW2 radioactive waste.
But aside from the gene mutation talk, let me show you how the guy looks so you get a more realistic picture of who I’m talking about.
+ Show Spoiler [NSFW] +
Yes, I also regret having ever pressed that spoiler button.
The guy is cocky. He’s a videogame addict with a specialty in board, card, and turn-based RPG games. Who the fuck likes that? Anyways, he is convinced he will kick your ass if you ever happen to be so dumb as to even think about challenging him to a one-on-one. He prides himself so much in his abilities as a gamer that he’d make IdrA look like a kid who just made it out of Oxford Academy with honors.
I’ve even made a blog about him in the past. Click here to check it out.
He has no definition of sarcasm, common sense, and shows no sign of possessing the smallest amount of discernment. It is impossible to keep an interesting conversation with him; he’s always either talking about some dumb board game or about his "potential" girlfriend (which happens in most of the cases). It’s his joy to make you feel like shit by starting a girlfriend comparison talk, or by laughing his ass off if you happen to be single (like him).
To give a better feeling for the situation (and the readers happy), I’ve included some pictures of the girl in discussion.
+ Show Spoiler +
Do you now know what I’m talking about? This shit is so outrageous you’ll think I’m making all of this up, but believe me, I wish I was.
I won’t get into describing her since it would make a totally different blog, but let me just say she’s just a normal girl when it comes to personality, but a top university student, of German descent, trilingual, outgoing, real, and totally serious about her next relationship (Hell no).
To save her future, I will stop this beast from achieving something more than a friends-status with her. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself! (Yes, I like her, but I’m doing this rather because I hate the guy even more).
Discuss.
 
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France2061 Posts
So ur trying to get into the girl's pants by saving her from the ugly nerd? Doesn't make u look any better
Maybe if you manned up and hit it off with her she wouldn't be in the clutches of the beast in the first place.
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At least I get in her pants. =P
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eh. This post makes you look like a dick.
Can't you just let things run their course and leave it alone?
why do you HAVE to be involved?
seems more like you're so bored that you just want to butt in on other peoples lives.
well either way. GL on your journey.
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You're as worthless as he is.
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girls that take pictures of themselves this way: typically not worth it
gl hf trying to get the girl I guess
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Whhhaaaaatt????
I think I deleted the rest of my post like 5 time, I literally have no response for this...
good luck, I guess :S
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Yeah, man I think you need to just like make a move on this girl or stop worrying about it. There are a lot of hot girls in the world - doesn't really matter if one is taken by this weird guy.
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I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners.
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Some girls have reversed social attraction - they dig for the lowest. If you're "better" than him, you won't stand a chance.
Anyhow, it's none of your business. Go work on your own shit instead of ruining other people's stuff.
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Are you sure she likes him? Like, how could she?
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On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners.
You're welcome.
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On November 06 2010 01:38 Rho_ wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners. You're welcome.
You're almost at 400, two more man.
She tells me she likes him as a "friend" but the guy is doing everything he can to win her heart and she's slowly falling for it (it seems).
I'll admit me and this guy are actually good friends. He tells me all his fantasies about her and I pretend not to like her to avoid him becoming more asocial and stop talking to me. That'd hurt him since he has zero friends but me and some other pal.
Guess I'll just let those two be and see how it turns out to be honest, but I wanted to jump her. 
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she doesn't look too bright but i'd hit it
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At least I get in her pants. =P
What kind of pants was she wearing?
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On November 06 2010 01:25 251 wrote:
girls that take pictures of themselves this way: typically not worth it
I absolutely have to agree with this.
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On November 06 2010 01:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:38 Rho_ wrote:On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners. You're welcome. You're almost at 400, two more man. She tells me she likes him as a "friend" but the guy is doing everything he can to win her heart and she's slowly falling for it (it seems). I'll admit me and this guy are actually good friends. He tells me all his fantasies about her and I pretend not to like her to avoid him becoming more asocial and stop talking to me. That'd hurt him since he has zero friends but me and some other pal. Guess I'll just let those two be and see how it turns out to be honest, but I wanted to jump her.
Wait, what the fuck?
Why must everything be an elaborate troll blog? I guess I'm eagerly awaiting the conclusion, in which I expect expert MSPaint images!
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i'm more rofling at those pictures than thinking about a solid reply.
Made my day.
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You claim to be his friend, but you also state that you hate him. Which one is it? Maybe you should worry about your asocial tendancies (hating/actively backstabbing someone you also consider a friend).
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On November 06 2010 01:46 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:On November 06 2010 01:38 Rho_ wrote:On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners. You're welcome. You're almost at 400, two more man. She tells me she likes him as a "friend" but the guy is doing everything he can to win her heart and she's slowly falling for it (it seems). I'll admit me and this guy are actually good friends. He tells me all his fantasies about her and I pretend not to like her to avoid him becoming more asocial and stop talking to me. That'd hurt him since he has zero friends but me and some other pal. Guess I'll just let those two be and see how it turns out to be honest, but I wanted to jump her. Wait, what the fuck? Why must everything be an elaborate troll blog? I guess I'm eagerly awaiting the conclusion, in which I expect expert MSPaint images!
SHH, don't ruin it for everyone else.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
On November 06 2010 01:26 emperorchampion wrote:
Whhhaaaaatt????
I think I deleted the rest of my post like 5 time, I literally have no response for this...
good luck, I guess :S
I feel the same way.......I still don't understand but what ever it is you are doing.....don't do it.
This is the first time I've heard of a love triangle from the guy who fucks everything up by fucking the girl..
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But you can wash the shit off gold afterwards and it'll still be gold?
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I don't get it...maybe she just thinks he's fun to be around in a platonic way? Kind of like how girls flirt with William Hung, but not in a they want to sleep with him kind of way...
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don't do anything, because she'll break his heart and you can be the good guy to him and then try to get in her pants.
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Well reading this blog was more than just a waste of time, it was like the worst way to waste my time ever.
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So did you win that AoE game?
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He seems mentally challenged. You sure it's not just compassion or some shit?
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On November 06 2010 01:49 Rho_ wrote:
You claim to be his friend, but you also state that you hate him. Which one is it? Maybe you should worry about your asocial tendancies (hating/actively backstabbing someone you also consider a friend).
You don't seem to know my blogging tendencies, do you?
On November 06 2010 01:46 emperorchampion wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:On November 06 2010 01:38 Rho_ wrote:On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners. You're welcome. You're almost at 400, two more man. She tells me she likes him as a "friend" but the guy is doing everything he can to win her heart and she's slowly falling for it (it seems). I'll admit me and this guy are actually good friends. He tells me all his fantasies about her and I pretend not to like her to avoid him becoming more asocial and stop talking to me. That'd hurt him since he has zero friends but me and some other pal. Guess I'll just let those two be and see how it turns out to be honest, but I wanted to jump her. Wait, what the fuck? Why must everything be an elaborate troll blog? I guess I'm eagerly awaiting the conclusion, in which I expect expert MSPaint images!
lol why not
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On November 06 2010 02:03 News wrote:
Well reading this blog was more than just a waste of time, it was like the worst way to waste my time ever.
I'm going to ditch http://www.cnn.com/ for you!
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On November 06 2010 02:14 EsX_Raptor wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:49 Rho_ wrote:
You claim to be his friend, but you also state that you hate him. Which one is it? Maybe you should worry about your asocial tendancies (hating/actively backstabbing someone you also consider a friend). You don't seem to know my blogging tendencies, do you? Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 01:46 emperorchampion wrote:On November 06 2010 01:43 EsX_Raptor wrote:On November 06 2010 01:38 Rho_ wrote:On November 06 2010 01:28 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I'm not really worrying about this, I just find it hilarious.
lol
And Rho_, you're the God of one-liners. You're welcome. You're almost at 400, two more man. She tells me she likes him as a "friend" but the guy is doing everything he can to win her heart and she's slowly falling for it (it seems). I'll admit me and this guy are actually good friends. He tells me all his fantasies about her and I pretend not to like her to avoid him becoming more asocial and stop talking to me. That'd hurt him since he has zero friends but me and some other pal. Guess I'll just let those two be and see how it turns out to be honest, but I wanted to jump her. Wait, what the fuck? Why must everything be an elaborate troll blog? I guess I'm eagerly awaiting the conclusion, in which I expect expert MSPaint images! lol why not
I know you troll. I was trolling back. More fun that way for all involved :D
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we are used to expert MSPaint skills by EsX_Raptor, so nothing new on that front :o
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![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/5cx03.jpg)
lolololol
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This sounds like a movie where the bad guy is trying to break up the nerd and the hot girl.
Do you really like her or is she just around and you want it ?
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why do you spend your time writing overelaborate fake blogs...get a life you fucking virgin. You probably look like that ugly mutant. Waste of internet bandwidth
User was temp banned for this post.
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congratulations. you made me hate you more than that guy.
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I spent a lot of time trying to make a wet dick joke, but I just could not do it with the content provided in this blog, try harder next time please.
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If he's making those faces on purpose - I like him.
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Your blog makes you look weak and jealous. So far, you've only proven you're a bigger douchebag than he is.
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Give me her number, I'll deliver some sweet revenge so you won't have to feel guilty 
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this guy is beating you? either give up on her or let the two do what they want. if this is a troll blog then what.
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Maybe these people wouldn't appreciate being put on a blog like this...
Edit: wait, what is this again!?
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It's trully not a troll blog in the sense that I really don't want for him to fail.
But it sure does startle the hell out of me that she's starting to fall for him lol (maybe?).
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I'm on the edge of my seat, literally.
Like even more so than when Twilight was announced.
+ Show Spoiler +I came to this thread hoping for MSPaint, and I wasn't disappointed :p
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He is obviously writing about himself in the third person. At least that's how I read it.
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On November 06 2010 03:22 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Hahahahaha, i love MSPaint!
But seriously OP, the girl is hot. If you aren't going to make a move just let him get her. If he hasn't had a girlfriend his whole life then let him have one atleast.
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I really really wanted this to be true because it is so ridiculous. It's hard to decide what to believe anymore but this is literally impossible.
But honestly it's not that much worse than other girl blogs on TL. I mean, I made one once.
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Maybe she has a weird fetish. Just let it run it's course.
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im sure hes 24 and never jacked off
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tell me more about the dude, did he do something to piss you off specifically? Also why would you be friends with him if you hated him?
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I see you've taken to referring to yourself in the 3rd-person. seppolevne thinks this is an unhealthy habit.
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No, I'm not as hot as that chick.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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oh TL blogs, you never cease to entertain me
looks like a case of jelly
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please post picture of mutant vs girl!
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If i cant have her, no one can !
i would go for it, it just seems more fun than playing in bronze league
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Is this supposed to be funny :/
Even if it's ironic or whatever I'm still not getting the joke. Let's say the 'other' person is actually you. So?
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So let me get this straight.
1) This dude, according to you, is a socially inept loser. You consider yourself more attractive and socially apt than he is.
2) You like this girl, or at the very least, want to bone this girl. You have posted pics, and while she seems to be somewhat shallow, she is quite attractive.
3) This dude also likes this girl. He is trying his hardest to win her heart, and it seems to be working somewhat to you.
4) Because you also like this girl, this displeases you.
Ok, I follow you so far.
5) Instead of doing on of a number of other things, you go onto a website and post a bunch of hateful, meaningless shit to tear this guy down, to a bunch of people who don't even know him.
...what the fuck?
Here's what I propose, dude. Instead of doing something that a) has no possible outcome on your situation and b) makes you look like a massive toolbag, I propose you go out and challenge this dude on the field of social honor. Instead of insulting him in front of an audience of strangers, go out and present yourself as a challenger to this guy. Try to win this girl over by being more attractive, more charming, and more social than this dude. If he's as socially awkward and stupid as you say, it will probably work.
Or, you could continue to wallow on TL in self-pity and hatred. In that case, this guy is a bigger man than you, and you will have to fucking deal with it.
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Your post sounds really hateful. I don't understand how you can hate this guy if you're so much better than him in all ways. Instead of crying here about how he's making moves on her and you're not, why don't you actually go take actions.
Also, you're a terrible friend. Hell, the thread title alone made me hate you after reading your post.
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Let's be realistic.
That's never going to happen.
Never.
Never.
So take a deep breath, TC, and just wait for it to all go south. Also she's hawt, daaaamn.
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What was this supposed to prove?
If it was making you look like a douchebag, well there you go.
More on-topic, I don't see him and her ever happening. Don't go after her as some sort of "crusade" against your "friend", do it because you like her.
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you know what raptor, you're one of those guys that I miss in making blogs like this.. you bring out the best in me sometimes to make up shit and able to face the multitudes of insults from the new boys... I salute you sir!
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When I read the blog title I instantly thought of Tywin Lannister.
Guess he didn't shit gold in the end.
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I rated this blog with five stars out of five
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This guy is probably rich...
Same shiet happened to me today, i go to a bar, there was a bunch of overweight ugly stupid guys with some 10/10 womens. I dont understand womens.
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Wait wait, I think I have seen that picture before... this is a joke right?
If OP is serious, then you should realize that there is no greater cliche than a guy thinking girls date jerks. You might as well go on hating every guy you see with a girl you like.
(such a great 1000th post... sigh)
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Hmm waiting for this be revealed as a troll and a social experiment. Just waiting....
and if not, well, this is a suboptimal post :/
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erm...I really don't know what to say. After reading some of the comments, I feel that shit-talking this guy in your blog is kind of meh thing to do (not to say that I haven't done something like this, but still).
Also, personally, I feel that if you truly like this girl and want to be with her, then pursue her, but don't go demeaning your competition on the internet. If you are trying to stop this guy because you don't want him with her period, then that is kind of a mean thing to do. If the guy deserves the girl, he deserves her. If things don't work out, they don't; just let nature take its course.
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Some of those images were pretty funny. How exactly do you know this guy btw?
And is he...all there? He looks like he has a mental illness, so maybe it might not be the best idea to slag him.
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I met the guy at church. For years, I always saw he sat alone in the corner of the sanctuary. About a year ago or so I decided to go say hi to him to help him out of his asocial misery a bit. We became good pals. From time to time he'll throw an open get together to play board/video games, and all the time it is just me and a good friend of mine the only ones who show up (met the guy same way I did). The thing is, he's insanely cocky. We learned to not take him seriously at all and just go along with whatever he's saying. No wonder he has no friends, but who cares.
He's not mentally ill. He holds a Bachelors of Commerce in Accounting. I have to thank him, though; he is the very reason there is no way in hell i'm staying with anything short of a PhD.
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On November 06 2010 11:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I met the guy at church. For years, I always saw he sat alone in the corner of the sanctuary. About a year ago or so I decided to go say hi to him to help him out of his asocial misery a bit. We became good pals. From time to time he'll throw an open get together to play board/video games, and all the time it is just me and a good friend of mine the only ones who show up (met the guy same way I did). The thing is, he's insanely cocky. We learned to not take him seriously at all and just go along with whatever he's saying. No wonder he has no friends, but who cares.
He's not mentally ill. He holds a Bachelors of Commerce in Accounting. I have to thank him, though; he is the very reason there is no way in hell i'm staying with anything short of a PhD.
I find cocky people like need to see some consequences or else they just keep acting that way. Maybe if you let him know about him or tell him, that might be good. But really that's irrelevant to the situation.
I've had similar situations that just boggle my mind as to why the hell that girl would be into that guy, but what can you do, it happens. If it bothers you so much then just ditch the guy so you don't have to deal with him, less stress.
Anyway, NOTHING less than a PhD? Lol you make me feel bad for only aiming for a masters (so low omg lol). Unless you want to be a professor or a researcher then I can't really see a reason for NEEDING a PhD.
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She's hot in a kinda heavy makeup slutty way. She probably likes him very far away as someone to complain to but not actually date. I've been in that situation once or twice (though my problem is that these said people are usually 500+ miles away).
Also, as several people already said, you're pathetic.
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Smell like fake/joke blog or man you seriously should care about your own life before trashing your "friends' " one.
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On November 06 2010 12:34 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2010 11:58 EsX_Raptor wrote:
I met the guy at church. For years, I always saw he sat alone in the corner of the sanctuary. About a year ago or so I decided to go say hi to him to help him out of his asocial misery a bit. We became good pals. From time to time he'll throw an open get together to play board/video games, and all the time it is just me and a good friend of mine the only ones who show up (met the guy same way I did). The thing is, he's insanely cocky. We learned to not take him seriously at all and just go along with whatever he's saying. No wonder he has no friends, but who cares.
He's not mentally ill. He holds a Bachelors of Commerce in Accounting. I have to thank him, though; he is the very reason there is no way in hell i'm staying with anything short of a PhD. I find cocky people like need to see some consequences or else they just keep acting that way. Maybe if you let him know about him or tell him, that might be good. But really that's irrelevant to the situation. I've had similar situations that just boggle my mind as to why the hell that girl would be into that guy, but what can you do, it happens. If it bothers you so much then just ditch the guy so you don't have to deal with him, less stress. Anyway, NOTHING less than a PhD? Lol you make me feel bad for only aiming for a masters (so low omg lol). Unless you want to be a professor or a researcher then I can't really see a reason for NEEDING a PhD.
It so happens I'm aiming for the exact two things you mentioned which require a PhD.
I want to become a badass AI professor and researcher. Specifically, machine learning and robotics.
And a Master's is worthy of serious respect. To be honest, I see a PhD. as being only a tiny bit better.
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This blog... confuses me. She probably isn't falling for him, but thinks he's "sweet." I doubt anything will actually happen, unless you guys are all out for drinks one night and she gets very, very, very drunk. But who knows, I don't actually know these people.
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Ew. Honestly, you take off all that make up that is caked on her face, she is probably not hot...
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He's a virgin.. She's just keen on taking his V's, not a full-blown relationship lol and if they did start dating, it'd be over in a flash.
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You trollin' us bitch?
If not, then she's probably just being nice because she feels sorry for the guy. If he's as bad as you say he is then I seriously doubt she's sexually attracted to him. It's either that or she has incredibly low standards. If it's the latter, then don't be an asshole and just let her make her own mistakes.
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