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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
November 02 2010 17:45 GMT
#21
There are many ways to approach the situation, your best bet is romantically. Even though she's older than you, girls love it when guys go out of their way and do cute things for them. Go to another barber and ask him/her to cute "Date?" into your head. Go to a female barber, a male might question your masculinity. It may feel like you're cheating on this asian beauty, but this is love and do whatever it takes.
Schedule an appointment with this sultry voiced hairdresser and wear a hat until the moment she sits you down and drapes that cozy covering around you with her soft, gentle hands. When she removes your hat spin around in the chair and, in your most seductive voice, tell her to not say anything just cut her answer below. As she trims your locks don't show any signs of nervousness or defeat. Emit confidence. How she sees you at that moment makes all the difference between and no and a n-yes.
+ Show Spoiler +
unless she's skilled enough to turn an n into a y or vice versa. If she can then keep going to her even if she says no because that's fucking skill.
Sup.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
November 02 2010 17:50 GMT
#22
On November 03 2010 02:45 dudeman001 wrote:
There are many ways to approach the situation, your best bet is romantically. Even though she's older than you, girls love it when guys go out of their way and do cute things for them. Go to another barber and ask him/her to cute "Date?" into your head. Go to a female barber, a male might question your masculinity. It may feel like you're cheating on this asian beauty, but this is love and do whatever it takes.
Schedule an appointment with this sultry voiced hairdresser and wear a hat until the moment she sits you down and drapes that cozy covering around you with her soft, gentle hands. When she removes your hat spin around in the chair and, in your most seductive voice, tell her to not say anything just cut her answer below. As she trims your locks don't show any signs of nervousness or defeat. Emit confidence. How she sees you at that moment makes all the difference between and no and a n-yes.
+ Show Spoiler +
unless she's skilled enough to turn an n into a y or vice versa. If she can then keep going to her even if she says no because that's fucking skill.

I've read this post 3 times and I have no idea what it says.
Moderator
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 02 2010 17:52 GMT
#23
Relax guys =P, I really just felt compelled to share my little story. Didn't think I'd get so many serious responses. I gave up on the idea of asking her out like a year ago, and I'm doin fine with my life. I said sorry at the end for a reason lol. I've read the other girl problem stories too, so I'm like heck I'll throw in my own for you guys to have fun with.

Hence the defeatist attitude johannes =D
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
November 02 2010 17:53 GMT
#24
my parents are like 8 years apart, once you're over like 20 it hardly matters much anymore.

As usual dont be a pussy and give it a shot etc
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
November 02 2010 17:57 GMT
#25
On November 03 2010 02:50 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 02:45 dudeman001 wrote:
There are many ways to approach the situation, your best bet is romantically. Even though she's older than you, girls love it when guys go out of their way and do cute things for them. Go to another barber and ask him/her to cute "Date?" into your head. Go to a female barber, a male might question your masculinity. It may feel like you're cheating on this asian beauty, but this is love and do whatever it takes.
Schedule an appointment with this sultry voiced hairdresser and wear a hat until the moment she sits you down and drapes that cozy covering around you with her soft, gentle hands. When she removes your hat spin around in the chair and, in your most seductive voice, tell her to not say anything just cut her answer below. As she trims your locks don't show any signs of nervousness or defeat. Emit confidence. How she sees you at that moment makes all the difference between and no and a n-yes.
+ Show Spoiler +
unless she's skilled enough to turn an n into a y or vice versa. If she can then keep going to her even if she says no because that's fucking skill.

I've read this post 3 times and I have no idea what it says.

Me neither, but it's hilarious.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 02 2010 18:01 GMT
#26
On November 03 2010 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 02:50 Chill wrote:
On November 03 2010 02:45 dudeman001 wrote:
There are many ways to approach the situation, your best bet is romantically. Even though she's older than you, girls love it when guys go out of their way and do cute things for them. Go to another barber and ask him/her to cute "Date?" into your head. Go to a female barber, a male might question your masculinity. It may feel like you're cheating on this asian beauty, but this is love and do whatever it takes.
Schedule an appointment with this sultry voiced hairdresser and wear a hat until the moment she sits you down and drapes that cozy covering around you with her soft, gentle hands. When she removes your hat spin around in the chair and, in your most seductive voice, tell her to not say anything just cut her answer below. As she trims your locks don't show any signs of nervousness or defeat. Emit confidence. How she sees you at that moment makes all the difference between and no and a n-yes.
+ Show Spoiler +
unless she's skilled enough to turn an n into a y or vice versa. If she can then keep going to her even if she says no because that's fucking skill.

I've read this post 3 times and I have no idea what it says.

Me neither, but it's hilarious.


The poster is dudeman001, what do you expect.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 18:03:06
November 02 2010 18:02 GMT
#27
On November 03 2010 02:36 Chill wrote:
iii) Regarding girls:
1. Post who'd you'd like to do.
2. Get motivation.
3. Do nothing.

Fixed.

In all seriousness, there's no way you could be "in love." It's been said before, infatuated is the term for this. Though it doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try... Who knows what could happen.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 02 2010 18:04 GMT
#28
On November 03 2010 03:01 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
On November 03 2010 02:50 Chill wrote:
On November 03 2010 02:45 dudeman001 wrote:
There are many ways to approach the situation, your best bet is romantically. Even though she's older than you, girls love it when guys go out of their way and do cute things for them. Go to another barber and ask him/her to cute "Date?" into your head. Go to a female barber, a male might question your masculinity. It may feel like you're cheating on this asian beauty, but this is love and do whatever it takes.
Schedule an appointment with this sultry voiced hairdresser and wear a hat until the moment she sits you down and drapes that cozy covering around you with her soft, gentle hands. When she removes your hat spin around in the chair and, in your most seductive voice, tell her to not say anything just cut her answer below. As she trims your locks don't show any signs of nervousness or defeat. Emit confidence. How she sees you at that moment makes all the difference between and no and a n-yes.
+ Show Spoiler +
unless she's skilled enough to turn an n into a y or vice versa. If she can then keep going to her even if she says no because that's fucking skill.

I've read this post 3 times and I have no idea what it says.

Me neither, but it's hilarious.


The poster is dudeman001, what do you expect.


Ya know, at no point in my post did I ever ask for advice or anything, but shit I am so glad I made it because that made me laugh my ass off.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32106 Posts
November 02 2010 18:05 GMT
#29
I'm playing inc's favorite game. OP is asian as hell.

in love despite never doing anything with the girl
gave up before it even started
envisions marrying her without even knowing her

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
November 02 2010 18:06 GMT
#30
On November 03 2010 02:37 indecision wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 02:09 MightyAtom wrote:
When I was 26 I dated this 32 year old who was the top commercial film producer in Korea and I was a lowly gov't analyst.

I picked her up in a hotel club at the RitzCarlton and she was absolutely my ideal woman. She was cultured, open minded, spoke English and Korean, she had this absolutely smoking body and was tall and I think she just loved me... but the age gap was too much. She wanted to have kids and so did I and shit got serious fast because of her age, we only were together three intense months, but I had to end it and it ended badly because I know I was so falling in love with her and I didn't want to tell her that, I just wanted her to think I was an asshole and to just move on.

When I was 30, I saw her again in Seoul, at a restaurant, I pretended not to see her, but of course this point she was 36 and damn, while she still looked great, she looked 36 and I was like, wow, I'm glad i dodged that bullet there and did the sensible thing. Not to say that I wouldn't have been a happy with her for the rest of my life, but being the superficial Korean man that I am, I think it was the best decision in the long run.

this just made my day. Thanks a ton, man


Any time ^^ keke
she was hot though...
Administrator-I am the universe- Morihei Ueshiba
lixlix
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States482 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 18:17:38
November 02 2010 18:17 GMT
#31
Remember that she is providing a service to you and judging by your location, gratuity is influenced by how nice she is to you so try not to confuse "being nice for a tip" with "shes nice to me".

having said that, you should confidently give it a shot and don't think about the age difference. No woman really wants to be reminded of her age.

Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 02 2010 18:17 GMT
#32
I don't see why a four-six year difference in age should deter you from trying. I'm 21 and my girlfriend just turned 26, it's not unheard of for a guy to date someone older. Try asking her out, worst she says is no.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 18:18:44
November 02 2010 18:18 GMT
#33
Even though the OP doesn't have his birthday in his profile can the mods put the YEAR of user's birthdays back in their profile? It's really annoying not knowing how old someone is especially when it comes to people seeking advice in blogs.

In regards to the OP... age is just a number?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
November 02 2010 18:19 GMT
#34
On November 03 2010 03:18 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Even though the OP doesn't have his birthday in his profile can the mods put the YEAR of user's birthdays back in their profile? It's really annoying not knowing how old someone is especially when it comes to people seeking advice in blogs.

In regards to the OP... age is just a number?


Although more to your point, if it turns out this guy is 15, and that makes the girl 19-20, he has no shot.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 02 2010 18:22 GMT
#35
On November 03 2010 03:19 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 03:18 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Even though the OP doesn't have his birthday in his profile can the mods put the YEAR of user's birthdays back in their profile? It's really annoying not knowing how old someone is especially when it comes to people seeking advice in blogs.

In regards to the OP... age is just a number?


Although more to your point, if it turns out this guy is 15, and that makes the girl 19-20, he has no shot.


I'm clearly 13 yrs old guys, cmon. I thought you were all better than that. I am so disappoint.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
November 02 2010 18:23 GMT
#36
ask her out?

i dont get it whats the problem
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 02 2010 18:28 GMT
#37
On November 03 2010 03:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
ask her out?

i dont get it whats the problem


The problem is, people aren't realizing that there isn't any problem =P. Does that count as a troll?
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 02 2010 18:34 GMT
#38
On November 03 2010 03:05 Hawk wrote:
I'm playing inc's favorite game. OP is asian as hell.

in love despite never doing anything with the girl
gave up before it even started
envisions marrying her without even knowing her

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] zulu
[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=165750
[14:27:35] [@s2k|Jibba] only read first post
[14:27:36] [@s2k|Jibba] asian
[14:28:31] [@zulu_nation5] not only asian but korean, cuz of the older sister comment
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32106 Posts
November 02 2010 18:38 GMT
#39
On November 03 2010 03:34 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 03:05 Hawk wrote:
I'm playing inc's favorite game. OP is asian as hell.

in love despite never doing anything with the girl
gave up before it even started
envisions marrying her without even knowing her

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] zulu
[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=165750
[14:27:35] [@s2k|Jibba] only read first post
[14:27:36] [@s2k|Jibba] asian
[14:28:31] [@zulu_nation5] not only asian but korean, cuz of the older sister comment


Verified by an asian and a half-asian, FUCK YEAH IM GOOD!!!


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Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 18:47:24
November 02 2010 18:46 GMT
#40
On November 03 2010 03:38 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2010 03:34 Jibba wrote:
On November 03 2010 03:05 Hawk wrote:
I'm playing inc's favorite game. OP is asian as hell.

in love despite never doing anything with the girl
gave up before it even started
envisions marrying her without even knowing her

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] zulu
[14:27:32] [@s2k|Jibba] http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=165750
[14:27:35] [@s2k|Jibba] only read first post
[14:27:36] [@s2k|Jibba] asian
[14:28:31] [@zulu_nation5] not only asian but korean, cuz of the older sister comment


Verified by an asian and a half-asian, FUCK YEAH IM GOOD!!!


This game is incontrol's single greatest contribution to the site.


Yeah... you guys are good. lol... But I don't think it's that hard to pick out who's asian and who's not. We're all so stereotypical when it comes to these things =_=.

A real challenge would be to pick out who the asian is out of a ventrilo channel of people. Even with a perfectly fine american accent, asians tend to have a different tone to their voice.

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