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CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
October 27 2010 16:33 GMT
#1
He said he enjoyed pears. I handed him an apple.
"This is not a pear" he said, to which I replied "It is an apple"
Frustrated he took a bite
Out popped a worm that was actually a ninja.
One ninja turned to two and then
Thousands of them.

Was I a traitor for giving him this treacherous apple?
I cared little.

I raised my fist of justice and instantly got killed by ninjas
thousands of them.

*****
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
October 27 2010 16:39 GMT
#2
Moved me to tears.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
NickC
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
233 Posts
October 27 2010 16:43 GMT
#3
give a girl an apple when she likes a pear and she'll like the apple , if done well
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
October 27 2010 16:47 GMT
#4
Just out of curiosity, was this poem written solely for the allusion to the ninja thread?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
October 27 2010 16:54 GMT
#5
homage to intothewow
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 27 2010 17:44 GMT
#6
On October 28 2010 01:39 SCC-Faust wrote:
Moved me to tears.


i also burst into tears, but of despair
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
October 27 2010 17:51 GMT
#7
This reminds me of my #1 favourite post on TL, although it falls significantly short ( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=16383&currentpage=2#22 )
On July 31 2004 16:29 A3iL3r0n wrote:
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.

"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.

I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.
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ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-27 18:35:47
October 27 2010 18:06 GMT
#8
This happened to me when I wanted an apple and someone gave me an orange. Only I didn't take a bite and ninjas killed me anyway.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
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