• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 13:38
CET 19:38
KST 03:38
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10
Community News
Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win1BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced14[BSL21] Ro.16 Group Stage (C->B->A->D)4Weekly Cups (Nov 17-23): Solar, MaxPax, Clem win3RSL Season 3: RO16 results & RO8 bracket13
StarCraft 2
General
SC2 Proleague Discontinued; SKT, KT, SGK, CJ disband Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win BGE Stara Zagora 2026 announced Information Request Regarding Chinese Ladder SC: Evo Complete - Ranked Ladder OPEN ALPHA
Tourneys
$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship Constellation Cup - Main Event - Stellar Fest RSL Revival: Season 3 Tenacious Turtle Tussle [Alpha Pro Series] Nice vs Cure
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement Mutation # 501 Price of Progress Mutation # 500 Fright night Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation
Brood War
General
Which season is the best in ASL? BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ FlaSh's Valkyrie Copium BW General Discussion A cwal.gg Extension - Easily keep track of anyone
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL21] RO16 Group B - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] RO16 Group C - Saturday 21:00 CET Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
Game Theory for Starcraft How to stay on top of macro? Current Meta PvZ map balance
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Should offensive tower rushing be viable in RTS games? The Perfect Game Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[+55]Como contatar a American Airlines no Brasil? Como Falar EasyJet telefone Brasil
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Big Programming Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2026 Football Thread NBA General Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Where to ask questions and add stream? The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Esports Earnings: Bigger Pri…
TrAiDoS
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Saturation point
Uldridge
DnB/metal remix FFO Mick Go…
ImbaTosS
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1225 users

The Zombie Apocalypse and you - Page 4

Blogs > PlaGuE_R
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
October 05 2010 01:35 GMT
#61
I'm walking distance from a yacht club, so I'd grab my pullup bar as a weapon, and take the car down there. Untying a 40 or 50 footer should be no problem with a big kitchen knife, and then it's all downhill and glory.

...zombies can't swim, can they?
InFdude
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Bulgaria619 Posts
October 05 2010 02:43 GMT
#62
--- Nuked ---
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 03:14:37
October 05 2010 03:10 GMT
#63
On October 05 2010 10:35 TimmyMac wrote:


...zombies can't swim, can they?


they can walk along the bottom of the water


the best plan of action would be to head somewhere that has an extremely cold climate year around.
zombies cant move in extreme colds because they freeze.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
October 05 2010 03:18 GMT
#64
Well, during a zombie apocalypse in Bergen, this is my plan.

The Hiding Spot
I'm currently living in a three-story wooden house in the middle of town, without any real strategic advantages - there's four ground-level entrances, plenty of windows, heatproofed but otherwise weak walls, and not very solid doors. This isn't a solid place to hide out, as there's too many structural weaknesses that could be exploited.

About 20 minutes walk away is a medieval stone tower - currently a museum, but structurally sound. Lots of narrow passageways and limited access points, making blocking access to safe spots easier than regular houses. It's also very roomy, making it good for storing potential excess goods, loot and other people as needed.

This is also military area - chances are there'd be a military storage of sorts here, for supplies and weapons.

The Weapon
Well, all I have in my flat is a blunt katana I bought in Japan a few years ago - not really suited for cutting anything. There should be an axe in one of the storage rooms right outside though, so that's my chance of dealing some damage if it's neccessary. I'd be able to break the lock outside with a hammer I've got.

Getting there
Tough. If the streets are flooded with zombies who can hear and smell me, moving the 20 minutes I need to won't be easy. There's a local garage just outside my house giving access to cars, but considering how littered the streets probably will be (by corpses and crashed cars), a car is not really an option here.

There's a lot of uni student one-roomers around, and with students, there's a lot of bikes. I'd find a bike, break open the lock with my hammer and axe, and try to outrun whatever zombies I'd run into.

The Supplies
This is the tough part. Yes, there's plenty of shops around, but they'd unquestionably be swarmed by zombies, so it's not really something that'd be easilly looted. If I'm lucky and there's food and water in the military part of the tower hideout, then I'm fine, but I cannot count on that. I need another idea.

There are usually a lot of private boats docked just outside where my tower's at. I'd rummage through those, see if I could find any canned / preserved food and bring that back. It should be relatively low-risk, compared to entering shopping malls and the like.

The Wait
With supplies and a blocked safehouse, I should be fine for now. Hopefully, I'd find an unprotected network through my laptop's wireless connection, unless the zombie apocalypse made all the infrastructure (and with it, electricity) collapse.

If I have power, I should be able to get online at least, and announce my presence on local web sites to other locals. Hopefully, I'd get contact with someone else and find someone to work with.

Without power, well, what can I do? I'd have about three hours of battery on my laptop, but that'd be pointless without any wireless routers around me to connect to - they'd all be off without power anyhow. I'd be waiting on top of my tower, looking for lights and signs of people not zombie.

The Escape
But I can't stay here forever - if someone comes to get me, fine. But if they aren't, I'll just be here untill I either run out of food and starve to death or the zombies somehow get to me.

The tower is, as I mentioned earlier, just next to a port of sorts. I'd try to drain fuel from parked boats while finding one that seems durable and easilly controllable - mark here that I have no real experience driving boats. With some mad luck, I'd find one with a key in the ignition, or hidden in the boat somewhere. If not, well...

There's usually some sail boats docked here as well. While running a sail boat properly is much more difficult (I'm thinking) than a regular electric boat, I'd still have more luck getting some basic effect out of a sail boat than a electrical boat without a key. Hopefully, I'd be able to maneuver out of the harbor and not sink myself on the way.

Out of the town, I'd now scour the shores looking for survivors.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
October 05 2010 03:50 GMT
#65
On October 05 2010 12:10 Coagulation wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 10:35 TimmyMac wrote:


...zombies can't swim, can they?


they can walk along the bottom of the water


the best plan of action would be to head somewhere that has an extremely cold climate year around.
zombies cant move in extreme colds because they freeze.


They can swim.

Reference: Plants vs Zombies
:]
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-05 05:13:37
October 05 2010 05:06 GMT
#66
Zatic's post actually has a lot of really good advice. Although in my situation, I'd probably go to the mountains over going to the coast (I live in California). I imagine there will be a ton of people actually trying to get to the coast so there will be a shortage of shipping vessels. Plus, more people means there will probably be zombies. I'm more experienced backpacking/hiking in the mountains so that'd definitely come in handy as well.

As for my things to pack, I'd bring: rope, tape, pocket knife, matches, flashlight, hatchet, medical kit, iodine tablets, soap, sleeping bag, a wind up radio, a winter jacket, change of socks, and if i have spare space, any other clothes. I should be able to fit most of this stuff in a medium sized backpack and I think in this situation, packing light is the way to go--it'll give you a lot of flexibility to adapt. My weapon of choice would be my baseball bat.

Other considerations: I do drive a SUV, so I'd probably get as far out as I can with it. Most of the spare space in my SUV will be filled with water, food, and potentially other weapons I can find. I might also risk going to the sports store to pick up a hammock (assuming that zombies cant climb). If I'm going solo, this is particularly important so that I can sleep without being completely exposed.

The worst part about my situation is that I live in a really urban area so that means small crowded streets with tons of buildings. I'll either hit tons of traffic or hit tons of hidden zombies. Realistically, I'd probably end up just stealing my housemate's Vespa to get to the outer rims of the city so that I can steal a SUV. I also happen to live in the most liberal city in the nation, so there is only 1 gun store in the entire city (it's inaccessible). I'm probably going to have to rely on my dodging abilities rather than my killing abilities for the first part of the escape; that is, until I can get myself in a car on an off beaten path.
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
October 05 2010 10:47 GMT
#67
I think the most important thing is that you have a plan.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
October 05 2010 18:03 GMT
#68
I just found this

http://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/Zombies.pdf
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
October 21 2010 09:06 GMT
#69
Theres only one place I really think of going, I have a very wealthy friend whose dad owns a big engineering company here in Brazil, they live in a private estate and have excelent ties with the local police on all levels, on ocasion when visiting him, I saw like 8 police cars over there, having a break and eating some BBQ, that place is like the unnofficial regroup point of all cops on that area, huuuuuge ass wall, 5 minutes from the beach but further away from actual boats.

Could hole up in there until someone came up with SUVs and a plan. but might as well hole up for a dew days until the chaos stopped for a bit and you could scout the situation without it changing every 20 minutes.
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
StarCraft2.fi
17:00
15V Cup / Groups Day 1
Fuzer 303
starcraft2fi 141
Reevou 12
Liquipedia
Monday Night Weeklies
17:00
#32
RotterdaM868
TKL 340
IndyStarCraft 233
SteadfastSC167
BRAT_OK 118
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 868
Clem_sc2 455
TKL 340
Fuzer 303
IndyStarCraft 233
SteadfastSC 167
BRAT_OK 118
Livibee 56
JuggernautJason53
MindelVK 53
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 25938
Mini 581
Shuttle 283
BeSt 268
firebathero 101
Hyun 83
PianO 76
Mong 29
zelot 22
ajuk12(nOOB) 11
Dota 2
Gorgc7503
qojqva3660
BananaSlamJamma135
League of Legends
rGuardiaN19
Counter-Strike
fl0m5003
zeus1557
pashabiceps931
chrisJcsgo28
Other Games
FrodaN2246
B2W.Neo1281
Beastyqt868
ArmadaUGS162
Mew2King96
Trikslyr70
QueenE64
C9.Mang042
NarutO 32
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• kabyraGe 113
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Migwel
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix12
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis3378
• TFBlade993
Other Games
• imaqtpie688
• WagamamaTV407
• Shiphtur274
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
5h 22m
Wardi Open
17h 22m
StarCraft2.fi
22h 22m
PiGosaur Monday
1d 6h
Wardi Open
1d 17h
StarCraft2.fi
1d 22h
Replay Cast
2 days
The PondCast
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Korean StarCraft League
4 days
[ Show More ]
CranKy Ducklings
4 days
SC Evo League
4 days
BSL 21
5 days
Sziky vs OyAji
Gypsy vs eOnzErG
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
BSL 21
6 days
Bonyth vs StRyKeR
Tarson vs Dandy
Replay Cast
6 days
Wardi Open
6 days
StarCraft2.fi
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-11-28
RSL Revival: Season 3
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
CSCL: Masked Kings S3
Slon Tour Season 2
Acropolis #4 - TS3
META Madness #9
Light HT
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
Kuram Kup
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.