EPTFor my nick came this out: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tonker.
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Tonkerchen
680 Posts
For my nick came this out: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tonker. Really great... | ||
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NIIINO
Slovakia1320 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NINO love it :D | ||
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
SCHNAKE One Bad Mutherfucker. Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker Where do these definitions come from? :D | ||
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mcJ
Denmark322 Posts
mighty cock jockey ie tramp, hussey. harlot she/he was known all around town as one MCJ meh... | ||
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Tabbris
Bangladesh2839 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On September 11 2010 19:54 Schnake wrote: Bahahaha, seriously, this is hilarious: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schnake SCHNAKE One Bad Mutherfucker. Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker Where do these definitions come from? :D LOLOLOL | ||
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Goshawk.
United Kingdom5338 Posts
The act of taking something that does not rightfully belong to you, often in a sudden, unsuspecting manner. Dude, I can't believe Styles just goshawked a case of beer from that party! Did you see that touchdown pass at the last second? The Buckeyes goshawked that victory from the Wolverines! Dude, I offered her a pair of shorts and she was talking about giving me a blowjob until you came around and goshawked the bitch from me! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goshawk Not gosu enough to have some rage entry me tho. =( | ||
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uNiGNoRe
Germany1115 Posts
 Edit: WTF who made Rekruls definition, haha. | ||
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Goshawk.
United Kingdom5338 Posts
Rekrul A huge fag who spends his entire life banning people from forums and getting owned by commander vodka. Rekrul is such a loser by [ReD]NaDa Jul 30, 2004 share this lol, these entries are always the best to see. | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
SkyLark: Slang for a homosexual male of average to high flamboyance. More loosely used for any Gay male. The term originated in Astoria, NY and quickly spread throughout the borough and into The Bronx. The term is not considered derogatory in nature and is often used as an insider word by the Homo-thug community. | ||
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Pulimuli
Sweden2766 Posts
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grobo
Japan6199 Posts
My brother was walking down the street when Grobo thought it would be funny to push him into traffic, he did, and therefore my brother died. 2. The word grobo is another word for a girl hobo i discoverd the word while annoying a girl hobo Ohhh my god that scag head women with the weird dog is such a grobo The first one sounds charming. | ||
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writer22816
United States5775 Posts
UberB isn't defined yet. | ||
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kuresuti
1393 Posts
I transcend these things. | ||
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RandomAccount#49059
United States2140 Posts
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Mikami_
Estonia274 Posts
A: "Look at this big thing!" B: (with great surprise) "SJMF!" | ||
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SoL[9]
Portugal1370 Posts
 + Show Spoiler + Sol-- A dead sexy, large penised, buff as hell, kick ass hunk of man. lady#1: ahhh he's so hot, almost as hot as Sol!! Sort of Lucky Even though I lost all of my money on the slots, I'm SOL that is was my dead uncle's money that I used. Smooth Operating Lover One thing you can say about my man is that he is a fucking SOL. A Mexican "Cerveza" beer Stands for Speed Of Light. Light travels at 1 SOL. nothing can travel faster than SOL. I laugh so hard on the last Shit on Lan. For Gamers who say we will pwn you on lan. | ||
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Tabbris
Bangladesh2839 Posts
Lance 1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection. 2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it. i dony know if i want to be definition 1 or 2 Im a mothafucking pirate! | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
Kwark has his own definition lol On September 11 2010 20:20 SilverSkyLark wrote: What the fuck.. SkyLark: Slang for a homosexual male of average to high flamboyance. More loosely used for any Gay male. The term originated in Astoria, NY and quickly spread throughout the borough and into The Bronx. The term is not considered derogatory in nature and is often used as an insider word by the Homo-thug community. OH MAN LOL | ||
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Tabbris
Bangladesh2839 Posts
BackHo buy backho mugs, tshirts and magnets Walking sex. BackHo is so much better than Flash Wow | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
LOLOL | ||
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Noe
Sweden80 Posts
Def number. 1 + Show Spoiler + noe a freakin badass when he is drunk and is always the life of the party noe is awesome Def number. 2 + Show Spoiler + Noe Awesome to the max! A true badass Super Tasty P8 Always got it going on The one that i want Dayyum you see noe last night!? Woah :o what a noe! Hell yeah. | ||
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kOre
Canada3642 Posts
P.S. I'm 1337 hahaha it was made in 2003, awesome. | ||
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SageFantasma
United States383 Posts
The second half: "Fantasma is a state of awesomeness. It is a state of feeling on top of the word. Fantastic with a hint of confidence." Fuck yeah. This is totally more badass than it's actual meaning, rofl. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On September 11 2010 20:18 Goshawk. wrote: lol, these entries are always the best to see. lmao I believe I may have added that in there , I apologize if I did. see if it corresponds to a ban date of mine | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nyte nyte One who is desent at games i am nyte at games Hey, I don't mind being 'desent'. Haha, this one mentions 'to be like the great fish' http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NYTE12* | ||
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nafta
Bulgaria18893 Posts
"'nother afternoon fucking that ass" ROFL | ||
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okum
France5778 Posts
"A vaguely positive respone that hides the fact that you don't give a shit either way." Sounds pretty accurate, really. | ||
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MinoMino
Norway1103 Posts
1. An adjective to describe a very fabulous individual who enjoys donkey rides into town and bananas peeled by Naomi Campbell. He may also be a vagina inspector that frequently holds very exclusive book fairs in his kitchen. That mino sure loves ninjas and chugging hot coffee while spritzing burberry cologne. 2. Sudden urge to lie down. Needing to nap throughout the day. "Man, I am sooo tired, time for a mino" | ||
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plated.rawr
Norway1676 Posts
When you lick someones arsehole like your licking your plate when you've finished a meal. Dave said, "i plated her clean out" 1. Rawr A word that means "I Love You" in dinosaur. "Rawr" "Rawr" -asteroid comes and kills them all So basically, I'm a dinosaur that licks ass. You learn something new every day. | ||
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Ayush_SCtoss
India3050 Posts
Wtf? The only thing there that I can relate to is that I pass every class without opening a book. But then again, Udictionary is for lolz...and sometimes...knowledge. | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
When I tried Neco: A person who does things but can't make people like it. "I mean what the hell, why is HE getting so popular over that so basic concept?!" wtf.. a really cool and sexy guy "ohh damn you are neco" :D nice and loveing guy, also cind of cool "you are so neco, my love" :D great and fantastic guy "you are so neco" :D | ||
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Mortis
United States217 Posts
The weird thing is I am half mexcian. | ||
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TheMunkey
Canada470 Posts
1. manwhore | ||
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NEgroidZerg
United States244 Posts
That broke negroid barely could support his six baby mamas. I laughed incredibly hard | ||
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
a nicer way to refer to the word "bitch" or "dick" and it can also be a more adult friendly since they won't know what the hell you're refering to. "omg lauren, hali is SUCH a bibbit!" That guy was being such a bibbit to her! Edit: My real name is something quite awesome: Mack has two definitions: A mack can be a person who is smooth, slick, the Best of the Best, a Pimp, a Ladies Man, the guy who runs everything a.k.a. the Boss. A mack is a person who is always flirting and hitting on girls. Almost always successful at it too. -OR- Mack can be used as a verb, as the act of flirting and hitting on girls. Roney Binepal is a Mack. -Or- I'm gonna go mack on some fine ass bitches right now. | ||
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Chesner
Iceland817 Posts
To masturbate in the tub. "Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater." ................ Edit: Ahh, the guy who wrote the definition was named dougan-chesner, my mind is soothed! My nick has nothing to do with masturbating in the tub. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. + Show Spoiler + The most amazing guy ive ever met. Alex is someone who knows how to love. You know they're always there for you. And when you express your feelings, he's still there for you unlike many jackasses. + Show Spoiler + the most beautiful person in the world. a little perfect one mostly nice but can have mood swings the softest nicest lips. alex is my dream + Show Spoiler + Best guy ever. will never leave my side. i love him with all my heart. sweet, kind, sexy, gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out. he will make your heart beat with pide and shine with happiness which surfaces with a smile upon your face. always knows a way to a girls heart. never pass up an oppurtunity to be with him as he makes me feel warm. is a ladies man and is a very naughty boy. phone calls are alwasy funny as well as msn chats. cant get him out of my head. I love you Alex *sigh* He Is So My Alex =) I was not aware that I had a secret legion of fangirls. | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
lorens evil twin i thought i was talking to loren but it was really toren .....The secret is out?! RAAAAAGE | ||
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mOnion
United States5657 Posts
1. monion a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it | ||
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
On September 12 2010 03:51 mOnion wrote: sigh...every freaking time this comes up... 1. monion a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it OMG ahahahahaha, WHAT THE HELL is that? Some kind of fetish? This sounds so wrong... :D | ||
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
1. Elvin A really nice cute asian guy, that makes you smile and makes your day every time you hug, and you love hearing his voice or someone who's really awesome and makes you horny. Nikki: 'omg Bin, ur so Elvin' Bin: 'Aww thanks' And my name: 1. Quan Quan is a person who's not dumb, or retarded, not ugly, not poor or dirty, doesnt have a small dick and is most certainly Asian Woah dude, I love you man, you're such a Quan! What is up with all the name fetish ? | ||
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Boundz(DarKo)
5311 Posts
Pimp, someone who plays your mom when your asleep. Get low and give Darko some dome. rofl... | ||
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MeShiet
Canada290 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness. I had no idea such a thing existed before choosing the name, I swear =3 | ||
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Dog22
United States140 Posts
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zergnewb
United States816 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mark | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
This word is quite obviously a mixture of the words dude and man. It takes the "coolness" and the "casualness" and the "chillness" from dude, and it combines it with the "seriousness" and all the other stuff that makes "man" different from dude, all into one word. It is all encompassing, having more "emotional depth" than just "dude" and "man" alone. Etymology: This word was invented by Drew Nutter, originally used whilst (not while, whilst sounds cooler) talking to his dad, he would call him "dadman man dudeman" (cuz his name is coleman so its like a mix of 'dad' and 'coleman', cuz like theres a 'man' in 'coleman')(actually it wasnt used whilst talking to his dad, its more like thats what i call him when i talk to myself lol) I never realized I was being so eloquent when I made this name in 8th grade. | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
brood 77 up, 22 down sexy femalee, hottie "Damn, she's brood." brood 70 up, 17 down good, great, amazing "that herb is dank, its really brood." | ||
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h3r1n6
Iceland2039 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11583 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chris man i'm awesome! | ||
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Shika
Sweden1711 Posts
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
Someone who is too cool for words. Wesley's are very influential and make friends easy. Many people misunderstand them but they are really on a higher lever of thinking. Wesley's are not ignorant and see the world how it is not how they wanna see it. Person 1: Man, wesley is so cool, man i don't even know man. Person 2: That's not just any wesley that's Wesley FUCKING Cool Person 3: Woah man, Woah. I like this one :D 1235 up, 686 down YEAAAAAAAA One who enjoys the thought of murdering innocent cats Why are you so against that cat? Don't be such a Wesley, man. i started to hate cats because of the image macros but i would never murder one D: 10 up, 17 down Noun: An ass passing gas. Verb: To fart in copious amounts, often resulting in soiled undergarments. Adj: One who has the ability to fart on command. Kyle: "Did you just wesley?" Brandon: "Hell yeah, do you smell it?" Kyle: "Dude you should totally check your pants." what is this siht LOL 4 up, 21 down haaaaa | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
i am half vietnamese.. lol and my middle name IS quoc x_x | ||
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50242 Posts
You'll never see it coming. Ghost:You'll never know what hit you. | ||
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Lumire
United States607 Posts
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=One One: The loneliest number and for my real name! Jaden: a stunningly gorgeous male with the last name nelson. jaden: i dont think im hot but everyone else does. :D http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jaden | ||
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