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So, just as the title says, I recently (earlier today) got caught jacking off. My mom was out at lunch, and I had just discovered the lovely Shay Laren. I figured it had been a few months, so why not?
Woe is me, I don't hear my mother get back home, and she comes to my room. Lovely mother that she is, she brought me back a club sandwich from the restaurant! Unfortunately, she has this way of not knocking.
So I see the handle turn, and in a panic I tab out of the window. I may have forgotten to mention that my internet is terrible, so in order to watch a Day9 Daily straight through, I have to let if buffer for about an hour. Tabbing out, as if that would make what I'm doing less obvious, my mother walks in. She looks at me. She looks at the computer screen. She puts the sandwich down and walks away, closing the door behind her.
+ Show Spoiler +
EDIT: The screenshot is what my mom saw when she looked at my computer.
EDIT #2: I have a girlfriend.
 
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Hahahaha! Great story! That's the sort of thing I worry about. My auto reaction is to close a tab and open up tl whenever I hear someone knock. That might not play well.
My only question is: Months? How do you manage?
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i lol'd so hard ^^ but hey he DOES have quite the sultry soothing voice hahahahahaha
edit: guy in front of me has a good point...how did u go that long? just not caring at all?
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rofl
You should've used only one hand to tab out and the other to put your pants back on at the same time.
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-Shrug- Never really have the desire. Usually doing something else?
I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D
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damn. just googled Shay Laren. Nice..
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Second most embarrassing story involving Day[9] and masturbation
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Cue someone posting Day[9]'s airplane masturbation story.
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The picture is just perfect.
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I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?
Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"
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HAHA! i laughed so hard! 5 star blog!
On September 11 2010 10:21 LokitAK wrote:
I guess you could say, to me, Starcraft is better than masturbating. :D
⌐_⌐ sad story bro
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Thanks for introducing me to Shay Laren.... I have something to do now!!!!
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On September 11 2010 10:38 NuKedUFirst wrote:
I don't understand the picture in relation to the text?
Anyways, Never been caught, sup?
Edit: unless it was on blip? cuz it says "you are not streaming this episode [...]"
I've edited the main post for your benefit.
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Should have yelled: "I REGRET NOTHING!"
5/5 anyway lol
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LOL this is amazing hahaha. Awkward moments will ensue.
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she should be proud that you have such good taste really tbh
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lol the next couple of days going to be awkward for sure.
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I dont think you're mother wouldve reacted the same way if she saw a female instead of Day9 on the screen. Probably thought it was some homosexual webcam chat, LOL!
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just doing my part
NSFW unless your workplace have no women around then it'll build rapport with the boss
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On September 11 2010 11:11 udgnim wrote:just doing my part NSFW unless your workplace have no women around then it'll build rapport with the boss + Show Spoiler +
Rofl, I saw this on Reddit. Links in the comments took me further.
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hopefully that will teach her to now knock
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Day9 has no idea how much effect he has.
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On September 11 2010 10:58 Disregard wrote:
I dont think you're mother wouldve reacted the same way if she saw a female instead of Day9 on the screen. Probably thought it was some homosexual webcam chat, LOL!
Really?
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you should have gotten caught with shay. your mom wouldn't mind trust me.
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thanks. i just googled her because of you. :D
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lol epic blog, this is great hahah=]
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Look at that face in the Day9 pic dude.
He knows exactly what you did
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On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
So, just as the title says, I recently (earlier today) got caught jacking off. My mom was out at lunch, and I had just discovered the lovely Shay Laren. I figured it had been a few months, so why not?
Obviously this is a fake blog.
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United States4126 Posts
At least you got a sandwich.
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On September 11 2010 12:27 herve wrote:Show nested quote +On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
So, just as the title says, I recently (earlier today) got caught jacking off. My mom was out at lunch, and I had just discovered the lovely Shay Laren. I figured it had been a few months, so why not?
Obviously this is a fake blog.
LOL, Obviously a typo right?
Well, just bring home some chicks and clear things up~~
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Probably the worst and best possible time to get caught ever. Now we have three (or more? Not sure) anecdotes linking Mr. Plott and beating the bishop. How very... sexcellent.
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very funny, 5/5... i wonder if Day[9] has seen this...
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Damn that's gotta suck rofl.
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Months? Man...
I've been caught whacking off enough times that I don't worry about the chick on the screen... You're not fooling anyone and maybe they'll recognize her...
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lol 5 stars for good taste
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To all the people who say how unfortunate this is:
I really don't care. Figure it had to happen some time. Ironic it happens four days before I move out.
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Lol omg this is too hilarious. Must've been a super embarrassing situation.
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micro your internet and pants at the same time.
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Just get caught again with porn next time. Or if she starts knocking now, just turn the sound up maximum so she knows.
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On September 11 2010 13:53 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
Just get caught again with porn next time. Or if she starts knocking now, just turn the sound up maximum so she knows.
This!! Play the most obvious, lesbian porn you can find on max volume, and perhaps obviously watch Day[9] with your pants fucking wedgied and with your hands faaaar above the table ;]
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"I caught my son masturbating AND he's gay!"
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"Day[9]": 2200 views
"Girls": 1400 views
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Oh god thats hilarious, I'd rather get caught with porn than Day9 haha
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Of all the things... I can't think of anything (that isn't R/X-rated) that would be worse than getting caught with Day9
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For me it works exactly the other way round. When my mom catches me masturbating, I quickly tab to the porn section, away from day[9]...
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On September 11 2010 15:25 Dementophobia wrote:
For me it works exactly the other way round. When my mom catches me masturbating, I quickly tab to the porn section, away from day[9]...
we have a winner 
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Anyone find it funny how Day9 is in a(nother) getting-caught-masturbating story? Except this time, its not Day9
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hahaha the story + screenshot combo is pricesless
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it's pretty sad that I knew exactly who shay laren was, but still that's hilarious hahaha. I wonder if she just starts knocking now without ever mentioning anything.
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If you were masturbating during Day 9's preshow the other day - with the sexy music and him staring deeply into the audience's eyes - you'd be justified.
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Dude Shay laren is like my favorite pornstar :D
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On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months, so why not?
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months,
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
a few months
On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
months
what kind of guy are you...?
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Oh god that is hilarious - and Day[9]'s smile is the cherry on top.
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On September 11 2010 20:09 matjlav wrote:Show nested quote +On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months, so why not? Show nested quote +On September 11 2010 10:15 LokitAK wrote:
I figured it had been a few months, what kind of guy are you...?
Lol I was wondering the same. Since me and the gf broke up, I fire one off before i rub the sleep out of my eyes lol.
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I laughed so hard at this. There should seriously be a thread titled "How did you get caught masturbating?" or some shit like that.
Holding it out for months is a pretty damn long time. I heard its actually healthy to rub it out once in a while.
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Haha, wonder what your mom would have been thinking.
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Thanks for the story and for Shay Laren!
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So funny, I'm just laughing and laughing.
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