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If you missed it...
Idra
Artosis
Beef Noodles
There once was a man, nay, a zerg. A simplest piece of otherwise astonishing zerg genetic evolution. Simple drone compared to Gods, Demi-Gods and their wives, Ultrasiks, Defilers and Guardins of this world, yet he was no ordinary drone, because even the simplest and smallest creatures of swarm hold greatness inside them, think the same thoughts as glorious Overmind, feels every blow Swarm suffers only to Overcome it all and experience Bliss of Victory over everything that stand in it way, for Swarm is many, but one, more complex and astounding than any protoss or human can imagine or describe.
And in that Beef Noodles is Homer to the Swarm as Homer is poet to ancient Greeks.
(by the way look at this ''idealized'' portair of him, is it me or them, Greeks are strange lot)
His existence is controversial, because only few written pieces attributed to him had survived to present day, odas to Hades and Persephone (as influential as Odyssey and Iliad to the Zerg race or shall I say Being)
Some would say that Beef Noodles is not a single man (Nay A ZERG!) but rather a representation of the culmination of many centuries of oral story-telling and a well-developed formulaic system of poetic composition, and I cannot deny that they are very oral and culminating indeed, that while his physical body is separated from the Swarm subconsciousness is shared and flow of information never stops flowing through every one of us, thus I cannot deny that he is indeed more than one person.
Some would even say that Beef Noodles is not the name of a historical poet, but a fictitious or constructed name..
To them I can reply with ease.
When I first moved to China, I only knew 3 Chinese characters -- niu ro mian = beef noodles. Because I didnt knwo how to say anything else, I just always ate beef noodles and that became my name in China.
When I moved here, it stuck.
Damn shitty noodles...
So call him niu ro mian if you so please you clarinet players and beesuits, for Swarm doesn't care about you, as you are the past, while Zerg is the Future and its future will be documented!
  
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog
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Oh Gods, when will it end?
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On August 26 2010 23:02 infinity21 wrote:
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog
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Man I was hoping for some serious beef noodles Now this blog just made me sad, wont even read it
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could really go for some beef noodles right now. a comprehensive look my ass
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Belgium6776 Posts
Screw you haters! this is cool
though I honestly could go for beef noodles too right now
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On August 26 2010 23:22 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Screw you haters! this is cool
though I honestly could go for beef noodles too right now
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Where the hell is the food
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![[image loading]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/2398483259_5dfd5602bc.jpg?v=0)
![[image loading]](http://images.travelpod.com/users/bettypp/2.1261525990.niu-rou-mian-and-shui-jiao.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://www.nextstoptaiwan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sweet-delite-01-preserved-vegetables-beef-noodle-soup-555x416.jpg)
Fuck I haven't had any in so long. I miss California
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MAN WHAT IS UP WITH BLOGS TODAY MISLEADING ME
FUCK
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On August 27 2010 00:01 arb wrote:
MAN WHAT IS UP WITH BLOGS TODAY MISLEADING ME
FUCK
ITS CUZ NO1 WILL FEATURE U BRO
<3
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On August 26 2010 23:02 infinity21 wrote:
Came here expecting ACTUAL beef noodles with lots of pictures and some recipe. Terrible blog
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I too was disappointed with the lack of beef noodles - seriously with a title like that I was expecting something along the lines of a connoisseur's take on beef noodles.
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Couldnt help that, there are strickt rules how to make these threads and his name IS Beef Noodles so..
I mean really, if you wanna oogle at food google some, jeez.
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Beef noodles is awesome, the Zerg is awesome. This blog is awesome.
I honestly hope that we continue the high-level of mythological references around here. I could use a brush up on my Ancient gods some more.
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I enjoyed it :D
Glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves.
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HAHAHA thank you sir. I don't know how I missed this thread
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There's only one true beef noodle soup:
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Brilliant writing! And damn those pictures make me hungry as hell.
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This post reminds me that it is now lunch time.
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Found what I was came here looking for thanks!
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I just played a ZvZ against BeefNoodles. He went roach and died =(.
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You shouldnt deceive people, I love food blogs....
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Yeah my zvz sucks...
The only reason I have a good record is pvz
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EPT![[image loading]](http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/3154/homerbritishmuseum.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://www.khamtran.com/uploaded-images/bun-bo-hue-dong-ba-2008.jpg)
