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My trip to San Francisco!

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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 05:35 GMT
#1
So after I got my CNA license, some of my internet friends invited me up to go on a road trip to San Francisco with them. I had known Colleen for a while and her boyfriend Lou and we had a mutual e-friend Jasper who lived in San Jose. This is a blog about our journey.

After they came to pick me up, we stopped at a burger king to get some food. Off of the freeway in the middle of nowhere, the setting seemed to be straight out of a zombie shooter.

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Lou smiles as I awkwardly sip Dr. Pepper. There were roaches in the bathroom

We arrived at our motel at about 1AM and I immediately went online and started browsing teamliquid, facebook, reddit, and such websites. An internet addict never sleeps.

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Of course I had to text my mom at night to tell her we had arrived safely.

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We pick up Jasper and head to SF to take a bus to the golden gate bridge. We stand at the bus stop looking manly and deep.

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hurp durp luvers

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I look bored as Jasper laughs at me. What a jerk.

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We finally arrived at the golden gate bridge which of course had awesome scenery. There were hella tourists around, so it was a bit crazy to navigate on foot but it went fine. I was very nervous being up so high above the water and the massive amounts of wind didn't help.

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The dark side of the bridge.

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Being too cool for NORMAL tourists, we pause to look manly as fuck while colleen snaps a photo.

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We finally get her in the picture. Jasper snidely points at the two of us. Didn't anyone ever tell him pointing is rude?

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Jasper's O-Face.

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*shrug*

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When we arrive at fisherman's wharf we decided to take a sensitivity class. You're never too far from home to learn.

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Jasper tries to teach me to use chopsticks but it is of no use. I ended up using a fork like the american barbarian I am.

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Lou dies and I stand nearby and sweat.

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Then it was time for drunken Magic The Gathering/DotA/League of Legends/StarCraft

I play Protoss 1a2a3a ez.

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Then it was time for Chipotle. Eating is the best.

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I use my gravity to attract small asian men toward me. It always works.

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Kawaii

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Gross a girl get away.

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I had a lot of fun in San Francisco! NorCal is really cool, I look forward to moving up to the San Jose area one day. <3 ya TL!

RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 05:37 GMT
#2
I ALMOST FORGOT!

In JapanTown we went to one of those supa kawaii photobooth things that all the japanese teenage girls do. This is the result. Beware.

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Detectives of love!

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SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi

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Kawaii desu <3

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chu <333333333
RIP Aaliyah
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 05:43:39
July 20 2010 05:41 GMT
#3
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Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 05:41:37
July 20 2010 05:41 GMT
#4
You were waiting at the taraval bus stop for the 28. RIGHT?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 20 2010 05:43 GMT
#5
This is really confusing because two of those faces are completely interchangeable. Do you think if the girls face were burned off in a fire the guy would give his to her so that she could go on living a normal life?

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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12238 Posts
July 20 2010 05:43 GMT
#6
Where are you living now? SoCal? Also nuts to you for not mentioning me aka your San Jose e-hero.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 05:43 GMT
#7
On July 20 2010 14:41 Kentor wrote:
You were waiting at the taraval bus stop for the 28. RIGHT?

correct

jaspers aunt lives off that street so we met up with her first then went down there
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 05:43 GMT
#8
On July 20 2010 14:43 Excalibur_Z wrote:
Where are you living now? SoCal? Also nuts to you for not mentioning me aka your San Jose e-hero.


yea. I live in oceanside.
RIP Aaliyah
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
July 20 2010 05:44 GMT
#9
you look like a huge guy

remind me never to fuck with you! =D



on a more related note, san fran looks freakin' fun !!!, i'm from toronto and totally wanna visit one day
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 20 2010 05:47 GMT
#10
I miss you norcal.

: (
Hates Fun🤔
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
July 20 2010 05:50 GMT
#11
how tall are you? because I can't tell if you're big or if the asian guys are just tiny
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 05:51 GMT
#12
On July 20 2010 14:50 azndsh wrote:
how tall are you? because I can't tell if you're big or if the asian guys are just tiny


6'2" and a half
RIP Aaliyah
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 20 2010 05:55 GMT
#13
On July 20 2010 14:43 Chef wrote:
This is really confusing because two of those faces are completely interchangeable. Do you think if the girls face were burned off in a fire the guy would give his to her so that she could go on living a normal life?

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that's an interesting question. I wonder if they've ever swapped faces as a practical joke? The staples would give it away if you looked close, but it would still be great fun until people figured it out, i'd imagine.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 05:56:01
July 20 2010 05:55 GMT
#14
On July 20 2010 14:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2010 14:41 Kentor wrote:
You were waiting at the taraval bus stop for the 28. RIGHT?

correct

jaspers aunt lives off that street so we met up with her first then went down there

:D recognize dem bricks
BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 06:12:09
July 20 2010 06:05 GMT
#15
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Your locks look more flowing!

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I think your hair's still pretty.
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/10873775/pa-presents-diablo-iii-console-comic-by-katie-rice-9-13-2013
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 20 2010 06:15 GMT
#16
Are those two related? I know every Asian fancy's thick frame glasses but whooaa...
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
aers *
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1210 Posts
July 20 2010 06:16 GMT
#17
Just more confirmation that the Bay Area is the best part of California.
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
July 20 2010 06:18 GMT
#18
This is a great blog entry. I rarely read blogs but I'm glad I opened this one.

You represent a selection of the best posting Doc Hel. Stay cool
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 20 2010 06:19 GMT
#19
u shoulda came when i was still in cupertino

also bay area sux
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 20 2010 06:20 GMT
#20
If you would compare the "Bay Area" to NY, where would that be?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
July 20 2010 06:24 GMT
#21
San Francisco seemed OK. Although for one of the pictures I can hardly see the bridge that is on the background. Air pollution or fog?
:]
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
July 20 2010 06:36 GMT
#22
On July 20 2010 15:24 illu wrote:
San Francisco seemed OK. Although for one of the pictures I can hardly see the bridge that is on the background. Air pollution or fog?


Fog
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
aers *
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1210 Posts
July 20 2010 06:36 GMT
#23
On July 20 2010 15:20 Disregard wrote:
If you would compare the "Bay Area" to NY, where would that be?


Rather than try to explain it, here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Bay_Area

There's a couple maps there.

On July 20 2010 15:24 illu wrote:
San Francisco seemed OK. Although for one of the pictures I can hardly see the bridge that is on the background. Air pollution or fog?


Fog.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 06:41:41
July 20 2010 06:39 GMT
#24
Nice trip! We should have a Norcal TL meeting sometime.

EDIT- I forgot I was going to save my 4000th post for when SKT wins today (you read it right), but it's still worth it for you DoctorHelvetica. <3
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 06:42:18
July 20 2010 06:40 GMT
#25
dude wtf... i know jasper irl.

On July 20 2010 15:19 FragKrag wrote:
u shoulda came when i was still in cupertino

also bay area sux


meh, cupertino sucks, the rest of the bay is fine.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 06:44 GMT
#26
On July 20 2010 15:15 Disregard wrote:
Are those two related? I know every Asian fancy's thick frame glasses but whooaa...

nah they're not
RIP Aaliyah
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 06:47:30
July 20 2010 06:47 GMT
#27
On July 20 2010 15:24 illu wrote:
San Francisco seemed OK. Although for one of the pictures I can hardly see the bridge that is on the background. Air pollution or fog?

fog city !
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 07:04:25
July 20 2010 07:00 GMT
#28
On July 20 2010 15:47 Kentor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2010 15:24 illu wrote:
San Francisco seemed OK. Although for one of the pictures I can hardly see the bridge that is on the background. Air pollution or fog?

fog city !


orly?

Unfortunately can't find a suitable university there that can be my excuse for living there.
:]
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 20 2010 07:31 GMT
#29
LOL wtf that first picture looks really photoshopped. I didn't believe it was real till I saw the guy in the other photos. The japanese style pictures were hilarious haha, looks like fun.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 20 2010 07:38 GMT
#30
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ZiZi Yo
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands102 Posts
July 20 2010 08:03 GMT
#31
On July 20 2010 14:37 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I ALMOST FORGOT!

In JapanTown we went to one of those supa kawaii photobooth things that all the japanese teenage girls do. This is the result. Beware.

[image loading]

Detectives of love!

[image loading]

SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi

[image loading]

Kawaii desu <3

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chu <333333333


PuriCute~ ♡♡♡

Purikuras are so fun! I got thousands of them when I was in Japan.. oh, wait.. ^_^;;
Too many "#1 김택용 fanboys" ¬_¬ // "난 그냥 메가가 아니에요" XD // CellaWeRRa, the hamburgerrist~~~
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
July 20 2010 08:17 GMT
#32
Gingers do have souls!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm jealous because u have so many friends
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
July 20 2010 12:02 GMT
#33
You look totally different from what I expected, but it looks like you had a good time. Did Colleen/Lou start off as e-friends as well or did you meet them IRL first?
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 20 2010 12:12 GMT
#34
Man.. Casper and that girl look the same. The pictures on the bus tripped me out, I had to look at them at least 5 times.

(I'm Asian)
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 20 2010 13:02 GMT
#35
lol babo
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 16:58 GMT
#36
On July 20 2010 21:02 Zona wrote:
You look totally different from what I expected, but it looks like you had a good time. Did Colleen/Lou start off as e-friends as well or did you meet them IRL first?

Yeah we were e-friends. I play LoL and DotA with Lou.
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 20 2010 17:00 GMT
#37
On July 20 2010 17:17 cursor wrote:
Gingers do have souls!

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm jealous because u have so many friends

I'm not a ginger you son of a bitch my hair is blonde my eyes are blue i have zero freckles die
RIP Aaliyah
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