heh. I read this at the end of my day and what a great way it was to end it. I don't think drinking that much can be considered "huge lightweight" though.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

July 18 2010 06:47 GMT

#104

LOL I loved this so much.

5/5 for sure :3

Neverhood

United States5388 Posts

July 18 2010 07:32 GMT

#105

OMG story soooooo good, i've already read it twice 5/5.

tonight

United States11130 Posts

July 18 2010 07:43 GMT

#106

Hey Konamix would you care to rub your leg to mine and see what happens?

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

July 18 2010 08:28 GMT

#107

This was amazing

nice

Vei

United States2845 Posts

July 18 2010 08:39 GMT

#108

"Since I was drinking since 9AM I slowly started losing grip in reality. I had no idea what was going on, nor did I have any power over my action because of the powerful influence alcohol has over you HAHA I GOT YOU FAGS."

rofl

and that was amazing.

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

July 18 2010 09:47 GMT

#109

Hands fucking down.

sluggaslamoo

Australia4494 Posts

July 18 2010 12:44 GMT

#110

This made me feel so much better after reading the prisoner thread.

Snet

United States3573 Posts

July 18 2010 14:59 GMT

#111

lmao sounds like an epic night

Entropic

Canada2837 Posts

July 18 2010 15:07 GMT

#112

I lol'd. Quite well written.

Smix

United States4549 Posts

July 18 2010 15:19 GMT

#113

Konamix! This is shocking... as your mother I feel offended that you would not have told me such a story beforehand. I know I should've packed some bug spray in your bag but I totally forgot.

Let me know if this Japanese girl calls. Oh, btw - what do her parents do? Is she smart? Pretty?

P.S. : didn't you have a girlfriend? Konamix don't cheat on girls! That's not how I raised you!

konadora

Singapore66364 Posts

July 18 2010 15:25 GMT

#114

we should do a better job in raising our child!

*takes out a cookie*

Smix

United States4549 Posts

July 18 2010 15:31 GMT

#115

Honey stop feeding him cookies. You don't want to spoil our child do you?
*spank

blahman3344

United States2015 Posts

July 18 2010 15:37 GMT

#116

ahh this is a great story! I'm glad the girl still talked to you, despite your "big elephant feet" That's something to be thankful for. =D
and your username happens to be from " DDR kona mix?" or is it really a mixture of konadora and smix? ._.

Mortician

Bulgaria2332 Posts

July 18 2010 16:03 GMT

#117

THIS NEEDS TO BE FEATURED!

Scaramanga

Australia8093 Posts

July 18 2010 17:01 GMT

#118

Thats awesome, thanks man that was really entertaining :D
5/5
Edit: If konamix is the son of kona and smix, considering those two are starred shouldnt the son by genetics have a star aswell? oshi...