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Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 20 2010 05:52 GMT
#141
haha this is so great, watch it turn out to be another dream xero
squaremanhole
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States82 Posts
July 20 2010 05:52 GMT
#142
Oh my fucking god.

WIN
Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping. - PlosionCornu
Konamix
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Japan17 Posts
July 20 2010 05:56 GMT
#143
to the non believers: if this was fake, don't you think it would've been closed already HMMMMM?

I've already sent proof to LosingID and the banlings and few of those who pm'd me~
I LOVE MY PARENTS
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1438 Posts
July 20 2010 06:02 GMT
#144
A+ mang.

but minus points for fucking elephant legs.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 06:13:46
July 20 2010 06:04 GMT
#145
Wtf
Konamix your own mother doesn't get pix??
PM PLZ


oh em gee
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 09:10:12
July 20 2010 08:22 GMT
#146
daddy doesn't get any? :<

oh mama holy cow can i unsee
POGGERS
GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
July 20 2010 08:55 GMT
#147
Came for the Bugs, Stayed for the LULZ
Amazing 5/5!
[Fin]Vittu
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada507 Posts
July 20 2010 10:18 GMT
#148
can anyone with pics hook me up? i request the pictures in my inbox?

thanks hehe
The "Finnish Metal Terran"
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
July 20 2010 17:02 GMT
#149
good read op, very entertaining and surreal :D
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Peekay.switch
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada285 Posts
July 20 2010 18:12 GMT
#150
Freaking hilarious, I want to see the pictures before 5/5
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 20 2010 20:20 GMT
#151
The leg pic is gross. It looks like the chick from the exorcist face.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
July 20 2010 21:08 GMT
#152
A+ blog, would read again. And again. And again.

5/5
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11092 Posts
July 21 2010 05:47 GMT
#153
Worth the read.

The line about meat was pretty funny. Also the crazy fish pic was awesome.

Also "The japanese girl started stuttering and said “no! Leave us alone you mongolian beast! We're having fun!”" hahaa

5/5 Repellent 5/5
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
July 21 2010 06:51 GMT
#154
ROFLMAO insane story. glad i'm up at 3am reading this. well worth my time.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
July 21 2010 11:52 GMT
#155
that was a 5/5 read. thank you.
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Ioannis
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Greece62 Posts
July 21 2010 12:06 GMT
#156
lol well dude .... whatever ... That's not so bad ... :p

Although you should have fucked her anyway :o elephant feet or not ... hah
:)
Scorcher2k
Profile Joined November 2009
United States802 Posts
July 21 2010 18:22 GMT
#157
ROFL 5/5!!!!
Antimage
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1293 Posts
July 22 2010 04:33 GMT
#158
u sir, are awesome. 5/5/5/5/5 yessssss
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 22 2010 04:34 GMT
#159
On July 20 2010 17:22 konadora wrote:
daddy doesn't get any? :<

oh mama holy cow can i unsee


Hey Kona how was smix in bed?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-22 06:11:48
July 22 2010 06:11 GMT
#160
On July 22 2010 13:34 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2010 17:22 konadora wrote:
daddy doesn't get any? :<

oh mama holy cow can i unsee


Hey Kona how was smix in bed?

rofl
this was an awesome blog lol
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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