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nEAnS
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
July 22 2010 07:13 GMT
#161
way to get pwned by the cock block bugs! Awesome read though lol
Zinbiel
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden878 Posts
July 22 2010 08:20 GMT
#162
Neeeed pix, gonna be a doctor, need to see allergic reaction! Also 5/5, fucking hilarious.
Backho fan since 080416. Favourite terran: Mind. Favourite Zerg: Jaedong.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
July 22 2010 22:40 GMT
#163
What in the hell is this, lol. 38/5 stars, would read again.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
jackofclubs81
Profile Joined January 2010
United States196 Posts
July 23 2010 03:02 GMT
#164
FUCKING EPIC.
By the way, i bet the bugs were roaches.
As in not good for anything other than messing people up and pissing people off.
jindo29
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States29 Posts
July 23 2010 09:15 GMT
#165
Surprisingly re-readable 5/5
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
July 23 2010 10:51 GMT
#166
Ahahhaha why did I miss this the first time roflll!!

Btw...only thing weird bout the story is you call yourself light weight but you're walkn around like a champ chuggin everything and remembering all that's happened???!!! PLOT HOlE :d!!!!!

But damn hilarious :D
troi oi thang map nai!!!
dANiELcanuck
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada217 Posts
July 23 2010 12:12 GMT
#167
5/5, Would read again. Thanks for this konamix =)
Goobus
Profile Joined May 2010
Hong Kong587 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 12:55:43
July 23 2010 12:51 GMT
#168
Hahaha dude. EPIC STORY. Ending was disappointing, but I gotta say, dig your style, man. Yoku ganbatta!

P.S. Did you ever get with that girl in the end? Does she go to your school?
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
July 23 2010 18:00 GMT
#169
TT sent pm's to hoon and konamix but nope

if any1 still has the leg pic and read this may i get a PM plz?
thanks
Forever Young
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
July 23 2010 18:54 GMT
#170
Most entertaining blog I've read in a while :D
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
July 23 2010 19:07 GMT
#171
IMO the pic of the leg should just get posted here for everyone to see
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19029 Posts
July 23 2010 20:00 GMT
#172
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
July 23 2010 20:26 GMT
#173
this man needs a star
9001/5 will read everyday for the rest of my life
+ Show Spoiler [that img was fucking lol] +
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#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Diaspora
Profile Joined April 2010
United States140 Posts
July 23 2010 22:41 GMT
#174
Thoroughly entertained, lol
sva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States747 Posts
July 24 2010 23:08 GMT
#175
5/5 truly hilarious, the added pictures make it great. I would love to visit korea, but not on a school trip though.
ckw
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1018 Posts
July 25 2010 00:35 GMT
#176
wow 5/5 I actually read the whole thing. Thinking of writing s biography??? lol
Being weak is a choice.
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
July 25 2010 02:18 GMT
#177
lol dude that sucks haha Nice read though any luck witht he girl after?
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
kerr0r
Profile Joined September 2008
Norway319 Posts
July 31 2010 01:16 GMT
#178
Rate this blog post a 5? IT PRESSES OK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Seriously, this is the most amazing thing ever.
VAR1ABLES
Profile Joined March 2010
United States29 Posts
August 02 2010 00:02 GMT
#179
The best fucking blog ever
Ne Obliviscaris
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
August 02 2010 09:40 GMT
#180
imagine some retarded baby stabbing your feet with metal toothpicks


LOL

Great story, and great write up, I'd really like to read some more. When is your next school trip ?
We should link this to the "alcohol sucks" blogs. Some stuffs just can't happened if your not drunk.
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