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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 17 2010 20:07 GMT
#61
On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity!


Clearly the lovechild of Kona and Smix
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Frumsan
Profile Joined September 2008
Sweden117 Posts
July 17 2010 20:09 GMT
#62
Very nicely written and I like it (probably because it had those pretty pictures :-) )! 5/5
"The best counter to anything in Starcraft is to go fuckin' kill him." - Day[9]
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 17 2010 20:12 GMT
#63
Wow. Just...wow.

5/5.
Hello
Deleted User 62283
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
385 Posts
July 17 2010 20:16 GMT
#64
NOOOOO-

Feels bad man. But you get her next time

5/5
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
July 17 2010 20:28 GMT
#65
I'm reading through Konamix's substantial *cough* archive of posts, and I really can't figure this out :/ The child of Konadora and Smix? ><?

The profile birthday is probably fake (1/19/1999) and I'm guessing it's just Smix trolling being funneh bananeh, but most of them are really like OHAI THAR MOMMY and ~5 words or fewer, and then comes along this huge-ass epic blog entry...dayum...

Great job anyhow, would read again, 5/5, and all that junk.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 17 2010 20:33 GMT
#66
Beautiful blog 5/5. This is how life should be except the cockblockin' bugs.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Therick
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway324 Posts
July 17 2010 20:41 GMT
#67
Oh man, that was a epic read lol!

5/5!
Lift. Laugh. Love. <3
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
July 17 2010 20:48 GMT
#68
LOL this made me laugh for like 5 minutes. the drawings were hilarious ahha
BadBinky
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland649 Posts
July 17 2010 20:51 GMT
#69
LOL good.

Link to proff blog with leg pics or didn't happen.
It's more important to be tough than to have any fun.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
July 17 2010 20:53 GMT
#70
amazing fana style blog right here! 5/5
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
July 17 2010 20:53 GMT
#71
Wtf! cockblock bugs, awesome story! 5/5. Don't really understand why you refer to them all by their nationalities or why they come from all over east asia but maybe i wasn't paying close enough attention :p
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 17 2010 20:56 GMT
#72
On July 18 2010 04:47 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity!

I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already.

Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3

Where has he ever given it away and who you callin' a newbie, child
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2757 Posts
July 17 2010 21:11 GMT
#73
This is how all blog entries should be.
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
July 17 2010 21:14 GMT
#74
Epic drawings!
I pwn noobs
serenidite
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)505 Posts
July 17 2010 21:18 GMT
#75
oh my god this blog is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
" Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
mapthesoul
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Trinidad/Tobago429 Posts
July 17 2010 21:44 GMT
#76
This story fits perfectly with my perception of Mongolians. 5/5 lol
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 17 2010 21:51 GMT
#77
On July 18 2010 05:56 tonight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 18 2010 04:47 Roffles wrote:
On July 18 2010 04:21 tonight wrote:
Konamix reveal your identity!

I'd have thought this woulda been pretty obvious. Especially since he's given it away numerous times already.

Tis okay Konamix. You're still the best. These newbies ain't got nothin on ya. <3

Where has he ever given it away and who you callin' a newbie, child

Not you. Konamix would get my reference though. Just look harder. Look harder. It's there.
God Bless
Belano
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden657 Posts
July 17 2010 21:52 GMT
#78
That was a nice read! Better luck next time bro!
Bring back 1 supply roaches.
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
July 17 2010 21:58 GMT
#79
On July 18 2010 04:46 Iplaythings wrote:
Sympathy, and 5v5

Ok.
Now then...
Can I have my own rant in here? Wont be too long...? In a party I had the chance to get on with a girl... twice... Both times spoiled because someone said "kiss now, we wanna see it" :@
Next party, same issue, same girl. same thing happend.

ARGAH


Thats when you turn to her and kiss her, if youw ere playing your cards right that night she'd kiss back and you'd win. If you just laugh, then you look like an idiot and she'll hate you. Your fault.
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 17 2010 22:04 GMT
#80
Hahaha funny story. Lesson learned!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
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