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Why I hate soccer

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XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
July 12 2010 09:19 GMT
#1
During high school days, One time I went to school to study for coming exams. I cannot study at home and school has no distraction and I know a quiet place to study. After study for awhile I felt bored. Because I think I covered everything and do not know what to study anymore.

So I decided to take a walk, relax awhile, and come back to study. School is very quiet during study break . The school is not very empty, there are also other students studying in school too. So I thought maybe I go to my class, I can find my classmate. Yea, there are there.

They saw me, so I went in. 1 of them is my good friend. and his friend has a PSP and is playing. I have nothing to do, and I feel like playing. So I asked my friend

Joyce: Hmm, your friend finish study?
Good Friend: No, he think he is screwed.
Joyce: No, do not give up so soon. Exam is tomorrow, U should ask him study.

Keke, he went to study because I asked him to . And I took his psp and play. It was all soccer games and no more. So I have no choice. Keke, I even picked the highest difficulty ahaha.

The game become quite frustrating. The computer is like playing cheat. Like running faster than me, and I feel the computer bribed my goalkeeper so he can score every time he shoot. No wonder it is the highest difficulty. The highest difficulty= cheating difficulty. And whenever he score 1 point. I restart the whole game.

Then my good friend and his friend notice something wrong with me.

Friend's Friend: Wow, your classmate is so heat up.
Good Friend: Joyce, are you okay?
Joyce: I am fine.
Good Friend: You don't look so good.
Friend's Friend: You have been playing for so long, you should study too .
Joyce: No, I don't need to study. I am not you.
Friend's Friend: Wow, very bull-like.(Translated from chinese, so it sounds a little bit wierd.) 哇, 好牛.
Good Friend: Yea, she is smart girl. Don't worry about her.
Friend's Friend: I don't think so, she is going to fail her exams if she keep on playing.
Joyce: *Ignore* *Carry on play*
Friend's Friend: I am not going to care. None of my business.
Joyce: I will study, after I score 1 point.

Other people is Study stress, play game relax.
I am opposite, Study relax, play game stress.

After awhile for 1 time I finally managed to went to second half with a clean score.

Joyce: Yea!!
Good Friend: Did you score?
Joyce: No, but I shut down opponent from scoring and went to second half.
Friend's Friend: .....
Good Friend: .....
Joyce: What?
Friend's Friend: Your friend is not suitable to play game.
Joyce: I will score 1 goal in 1 minute. Then I am going to study.

Serious, I really scored in 1 minute during the second half. But my players all become so sad while the opponent is celebrating. I am so angry. After playing for so long I realised the game is bugged. I have wasted around 1 hour of precious study time to play 1 stupid useless game.

I raged quit and feel like throwing the PSP down the floor. Not mine anyway keke. But before I do it my good friend took it away from me. I calmed myself. And went to study.

Serious, if I see that psp again I will destroy it. 1 hour of study time can be differnce of B+ and A?

After study we go outside and eat together, when walking there we tried to talk, but it is awkward because just now I think I was rude to my friend's friend when I play game. It went something like this

Friend's Friend: I thought you say u are going score 1 point before quitting. Not 0-0.
Joyce: Serious, I score 1 point before quitting.
Friend's Friend: Hard to believe.
Good Friend: I believe you
Joyce: Screw you, your expression is so fake.
Good Friend:

I must have leave a very bad impression on my good friend's friend.

I will never forget this day. Because I become a jerk for playing 1 stupid useless game. But that is long ago, so do not think I am a jerk now. I have improved since. And I will always take notice of this day.

****
Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-12 09:25:07
July 12 2010 09:24 GMT
#2
There's no sport that the civilized world calls "soccer".
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I'm abit tired and it's early Monday at work.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-12 09:37:25
July 12 2010 09:34 GMT
#3
On July 12 2010 18:24 BluzMan wrote:
There's no sport that the civilized world calls "soccer".
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I'm abit tired and it's early Monday at work.

ahahah burnn BluzMan, you're suppose to be easing relations here!

Who needs enemies when you can have Russians

Always wanted to use that ^

quoted for the fbi

and cia

i've been drinking, es

yes
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
July 12 2010 09:37 GMT
#4
is she referring to football?
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 12 2010 09:42 GMT
#5
She is referring to association football, which was nicknamed as soccer and I heard the canada calls it soccer also on wikipedia? Also that game does sound like it sucks.
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 12 2010 09:48 GMT
#6
Awww cute story lol..maybe you should have put the difficulty on easy xD.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Damian
Profile Joined June 2009
Germany335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-12 09:50:42
July 12 2010 09:49 GMT
#7
Chinese are so wierd - it's not even funny
Learning in school during summer break and then you decide to play psp. And you choose a game you never played before on the highest difficulty...
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9056 Posts
July 12 2010 09:51 GMT
#8
Maybe you should play soccer IN REAL LIFE.
XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
July 12 2010 09:52 GMT
#9
On July 12 2010 18:49 Damian wrote:
Chinese are so wierd - it's not even funny
Learning in school during summer break and then you decide to play psp. And you choose a game you never played before on the highest difficulty...


Chinese is good language. You are from China
I find in English hard to describe emotion. But in Chinese you can make a lifeless article into full of life and feeling. And usually 4 letters, or 8 letters, or even a single letter can describe alot of things. You are from China, you should understand what I am trying to say..
Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
July 12 2010 10:01 GMT
#10
do you have good experience at playing games i.e. do you play games often???
You have the power to create your own destiny.
XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
July 12 2010 10:10 GMT
#11
On July 12 2010 19:01 BloodDrunK wrote:
do you have good experience at playing games i.e. do you play games often???


I used to play alot computer games. Last time it is because my boyfriend play.
But now I didnt play anymore. I still play little bit warcraft 3 custom game. But more little and little. I am going to uninstall soon.
Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
July 12 2010 10:15 GMT
#12
ha, nice story :p

On July 12 2010 18:51 Garnet wrote:
Maybe you should play soccer IN REAL LIFE.


are you crazy? you could get hurt
beep boop
oN_Silva
Profile Joined October 2009
197 Posts
July 12 2010 10:32 GMT
#13
yes chinese must work and musnt play football all houre =.=

XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
July 12 2010 10:36 GMT
#14
On July 12 2010 19:15 7mk wrote:
ha, nice story :p

Show nested quote +
On July 12 2010 18:51 Garnet wrote:
Maybe you should play soccer IN REAL LIFE.


are you crazy? you could get hurt


Actually I should exercise more keke. But not team games like soccer I think.
Pew! Pew! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
July 12 2010 11:04 GMT
#15
heh 5/5 i love your blogs
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cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
July 12 2010 11:11 GMT
#16
This is pretty random read, but good.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
July 12 2010 11:20 GMT
#17
Would be better if you bought a ball and actually started playing.. you wouldn't hate football so much then :x
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
July 12 2010 11:24 GMT
#18
On July 12 2010 18:19 XiaoJoyce- wrote:

Serious, if I see that psp again I will destroy it. 1 hour of study time can be differnce of B+ and A?



o rly?
In general though: Good read, I liked it
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
July 12 2010 11:44 GMT
#19
one of the very few genuine blogs left

5/5
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
July 12 2010 11:51 GMT
#20
On July 12 2010 18:42 zergnewb wrote:
She is referring to association football, which was nicknamed as soccer and I heard the canada calls it soccer also on wikipedia?

It's also called soccer in Australia, New Zealand and South Africa, it's a British word however.

I've never been a fan of football games but I enjoy watching the sport.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
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