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MaTaAeRuKaNa
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States95 Posts
July 10 2010 08:26 GMT
#1
TvP

I sure hate lakers
but I must say that I hate protoss more

I host a game on python
and they swarm in like filthy whores

they sit there with their observers being really fucking gay
and when you FINNALY unseige they spam their 1a 2a 3a 4a

you can 14cc
they'll just get expos for free

i mean seriously they're rude
be fucking carefull in lategame or your army will turn to ice cubes

so you pick a spot that's really random
and you scan em
can't vulture harass there, he has tons of cannons

i really hate protoss they're really sick fuckers
they attack your expo knowing that terran has no static defense structures

but can this be his?!?!
attack failed, counter now while he rebuilds his army with a limp

but the false hope doesn't last
for now is the task
to defend his hidden fleet of blimps

so he starves you and runs around
till you're mined out and crippled in the fetus stance

so now you rm
he thinks your gonna fd but you mnm
now take it here's your chance

take that you cheesy protoss bastard
around his probes you victoriously dance

***
Luddite wrote: Tentacle monster: Basically a sunken colony with legs, and multiple tentacles to attack with. It gets bonus damage vs. large units and Japanese school girls.
MaRiNe23
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States747 Posts
July 10 2010 08:33 GMT
#2
lol nice except reaver or dt owns mnm :/ Toss must've 1 gate fe'ed LOL
We have competitive ladder, strong community, progaming in Korea going strong, perfectly balanced game..why do we need sc2? #1 ANTI-SC2 fan
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
July 10 2010 08:38 GMT
#3
lol beautiful
Treatin' fools since '87
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
July 10 2010 08:40 GMT
#4
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Na[12]Sil
Profile Joined June 2003
United States192 Posts
July 10 2010 10:03 GMT
#5
On July 10 2010 17:40 RoieTRS wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRsV5u5fKc


LOL!!!
I bust mine so I can kick yours Tough times dont last forever Tough people do. AKA on USwest: ObscureLogic
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
July 10 2010 10:40 GMT
#6
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 10 2010 10:50 GMT
#7
On July 10 2010 19:40 Licmyobelisk wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hH8SXJoMHY&feature=player_embedded

soooo many accomplishments....LOL
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
July 10 2010 13:53 GMT
#8
I liked the first line. Celtics fan?
Trucy Wright is hot
TheOracle
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia256 Posts
July 10 2010 15:04 GMT
#9
Lol, I have to say that's pretty decent, well done
MaTaAeRuKaNa
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States95 Posts
July 11 2010 20:07 GMT
#10
On July 10 2010 17:40 RoieTRS wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRsV5u5fKc


LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Luddite wrote: Tentacle monster: Basically a sunken colony with legs, and multiple tentacles to attack with. It gets bonus damage vs. large units and Japanese school girls.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 11 2010 20:35 GMT
#11
On July 12 2010 05:07 MaTaAeRuKaNa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2010 17:40 RoieTRS wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRsV5u5fKc


LOLOLOLOLOLOL

OH MY GOD

LOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
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