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illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
June 19 2010 17:30 GMT
#1
I had a nightmare last night.

I was at my house, then my girlfriend came by (note: fictitious girlfriend). We kissed, made lunch together, and we were about to make out in my room. Before we were going to get started, I lied to her that I wanted to check emails first (because I was expecting something really important), but in reality I wanted to check teamliquid.

So, while she was in bed, I went to teamliquid... then realized that Chill banned me!

Then I woke up.

*****
:]
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
June 19 2010 17:33 GMT
#2
dream week on tl.net?
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
June 19 2010 17:33 GMT
#3
Good to see that you value Chill and Teamliquid over pussy. Bros before hoes.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
June 19 2010 17:33 GMT
#4
Dear lord, I think you should immediately see professional help.
(though, fear of chill banning is a very common fear [chillaphobia], its still very difficult to overcome such fears, especially when visions of girls being trumped by this fear of chill come into play)
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
June 19 2010 17:33 GMT
#5
lol
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
June 19 2010 17:34 GMT
#6
lol what a terrible nightmare!
. . . nevermore
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
June 19 2010 17:38 GMT
#7
haha i pity your dreams x.x
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 19 2010 17:44 GMT
#8
Ha, who ever worries about being banned? If your soul and consciousness is clear, you will know you'll never suffer from fear of being banned. Ha. :p
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
June 19 2010 18:09 GMT
#9
Chill banned me once and it was more like an erotic terror fetish type thing.

E-BDSM.
Each day gets better : )
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 19 2010 18:34 GMT
#10
Haha, what a terrifying nightmare. Bet it would make you wake up with chills.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
June 19 2010 18:57 GMT
#11
someone give this man a chilled beer to calm down
more weight
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
June 19 2010 19:24 GMT
#12
On June 20 2010 03:09 ella_guru wrote:
Chill banned me once and it was more like an erotic terror fetish type thing.

E-BDSM.


Well, he banned me several times.
:]
trackd00r
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Chile284 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 20:26:37
June 19 2010 20:25 GMT
#13
When you realized he banned you, I assume you instantly thought it was a dream because it shouldn't happen

EDIT: I didn't read the post above mine T_T
''They put signs, but I can't read''
OpRaider
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States307 Posts
June 20 2010 03:37 GMT
#14
On June 20 2010 03:34 flamewheel wrote:
Haha, what a terrifying nightmare. Bet it would make you wake up with chills.

hahaha :D
it is what it is -day9 airplane story
InTheFade
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1721 Posts
June 20 2010 04:02 GMT
#15
Even I don't dream about teamliquid. And I'm here a lot. A lot.
... Knowmsayin'?
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
June 20 2010 04:03 GMT
#16
On June 20 2010 03:34 flamewheel wrote:
Haha, what a terrifying nightmare. Bet it would make you wake up with chills.


Intentional? lolol.

Also, dude, girls > TL.
www.cstarleague.com | Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
June 20 2010 04:10 GMT
#17
On June 20 2010 13:03 DarthThienAn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2010 03:34 flamewheel wrote:
Haha, what a terrifying nightmare. Bet it would make you wake up with chills.


Intentional? lolol.

Also, dude, girls > TL.


Well, I know about my chances of getting laid XD
:]
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 20 2010 04:13 GMT
#18
Chill is keeping your priorities in proper order for you. Spend time with the ladies (fictitious as they may be) tl will be here when you get back.
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
June 20 2010 04:24 GMT
#19
"Hang on babe, I just gotta see if anyone has replied to this lightsaber thread real quick."

hahahaha
Work hard and never give up.
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
June 20 2010 04:27 GMT
#20
lol That nightmare is so funny. I like how you valued TL over your girlfriend.
coLCruncher fighting!
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-20 04:31:35
June 20 2010 04:30 GMT
#21
On June 20 2010 13:24 luminaire wrote:
"Hang on babe, I just gotta see if anyone has replied to this lightsaber thread real quick."

hahahaha


Actually, I never said anything on the lightsabre thread

On June 20 2010 13:27 TitleRug wrote:
lol That nightmare is so funny. I like how you valued TL over your girlfriend.


I don't have a gf. I value TL over nothingness, though.
:]
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