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I spawn as red terran. My opponent sits across the map, staring me down with burning, hate-filled eyes.
My fearless scout treks across the map to discover what could only be cheese. I may have underestimated these simple aliens.
After sniping his probe, my SCVs make short work of his offensive cannon. These protoss scum don't seem so scary now, and a sense of courage swirls into the blood of my victorious marines.
But, the resourceful aliens haven't given up yet. My army is forced to retreat as they approach a cliff fortified with powerful cannons.
I guess the aliens didn't know that we have siege tanks. He should be retreating back to the void any minute now.
But what is this? The alien isn't through cheesing yet!! While my engines of war batter at the gates of his falling base, he musters a counter attack.
His attack is no match for a well timed scan.
My opponents "flawless" plan falls apart before his eyes.
Finally accepting his defeat, my opponent types out.
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