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Shortest books ever written by teamliquid members - Page 23

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Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
June 09 2010 13:17 GMT
#441
On June 09 2010 19:29 scrdmnttr wrote:
Proof that Winning in Sc1 Means Winning in Sc2 by Nony



Hey thats a good one thats not so sarcastic
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 13:57:06
June 09 2010 13:52 GMT
#442
Proper Internet Etiquette by tdotkrayz

EDIT: Oh... they're the shortest books ever read... In that case:

Being Polite on the Internet by SentineL-EX
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
iSTime
Profile Joined November 2006
1579 Posts
June 09 2010 16:24 GMT
#443
On June 09 2010 21:52 Reason wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 21:28 Nal_rAwr wrote:
On June 09 2010 15:35 s.a.y wrote:
On June 09 2010 14:29 Nal_rAwr wrote:
=O

not all of them have to be sarcastic


yes they have. that's the point of the thread.

are you going to tell the other dozens of people this too?

it couldn't've possibly taken you 22 pages to figure out only like 2/3 or less are sarcastic

Numerous people have had it explained to them but others just keep posting anyway.

Just because other people are doing it wrong doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it wrong too.

I guess it doesn't really matter but in a way... it kinda does.

The reason its a "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member is because they don't have much to say on the subject.
It's not "BM" By Idra, because he could write an entire encyclopedia, rather it's "GM" for Idra, because he knows nothing on the subject, thus it would be the "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member.
Do you understand the premise of the thread now?

THEY HAVE TO BE SARCASTIC


This. Please for the love of god.

Some funny ones from Whose Line:

British Dentistry
Drew Carey's Acting Tips (Obviously meant as a light-hearted mockery, for those who can't understand this game)
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Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
June 09 2010 16:40 GMT
#444
Autobiography - Where I've Been - Mothership
Subtlety - The Art of Stealth - Thor
Successful Project Management Techniques - BP's CEO
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
June 09 2010 16:54 GMT
#445
On June 09 2010 07:38 PJA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
Knowing when to retire - Savior
For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.


You're an idiot.


On June 09 2010 08:46 Trezeguet23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
[u]Knowing when to retire - Savior
[u]For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
[u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.

Seriously dude?


I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success.
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
DiceToss
Profile Joined February 2008
Croatia62 Posts
June 09 2010 17:17 GMT
#446
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote:
How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23


I would like to take this post as an example that those who got the idea of the thread wrong can still make it hilarious for others to read it :D


GOGOG
MER
Profile Joined June 2008
Bulgaria125 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 17:23:04
June 09 2010 17:22 GMT
#447
On June 10 2010 01:54 rushz0rz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 07:38 PJA wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
Knowing when to retire - Savior
For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.


You're an idiot.


Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 08:46 Trezeguet23 wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
[u]Knowing when to retire - Savior
[u]For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
[u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.

Seriously dude?


I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success.


My family tree: No Romanian Blood by rushz0rz
MrMoose
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada176 Posts
June 09 2010 17:39 GMT
#448
Reasonable, Reasonable Damage - Dustin Browder
Be Succinct: Why Brevity is Important when Conveying Ideas - Day[9]
When in doubt, lubricate!
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 01:10:51
June 10 2010 01:08 GMT
#449
On June 10 2010 02:17 DiceToss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote:
How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23


I would like to take this post as an example that those who got the idea of the thread wrong can still make it hilarious for others to read it :D



I got it, it was a joke about me ejaculating prematurely. I am one of those that is getting upset that people don't understand how to do this whole short book thing right.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 10 2010 01:10 GMT
#450
On June 10 2010 01:54 rushz0rz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 07:38 PJA wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
Knowing when to retire - Savior
For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.


You're an idiot.


Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 08:46 Trezeguet23 wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
[u]Knowing when to retire - Savior
[u]For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
[u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.

Seriously dude?


I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success.

yeah, you still don't get how this thread works. We tried to help you out....
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
June 10 2010 01:23 GMT
#451
How to not have a penis - Zia
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
iSTime
Profile Joined November 2006
1579 Posts
June 10 2010 01:49 GMT
#452
On June 10 2010 10:10 Trezeguet23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2010 01:54 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:38 PJA wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
Knowing when to retire - Savior
For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.


You're an idiot.


On June 09 2010 08:46 Trezeguet23 wrote:
On June 09 2010 07:23 rushz0rz wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote:
[u]Knowing when to retire - Savior
[u]For the love of money - Savior
Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit
[u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake


fixed.

Seriously dude?


I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success.

yeah, you still don't get how this thread works. We tried to help you out....


This is seriously hilarious. Rofl at being butthurt.
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iSTime
Profile Joined November 2006
1579 Posts
June 10 2010 01:51 GMT
#453
On June 10 2010 10:08 Trezeguet23 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2010 02:17 DiceToss wrote:
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote:
How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23


I would like to take this post as an example that those who got the idea of the thread wrong can still make it hilarious for others to read it :D



I got it, it was a joke about me ejaculating prematurely. I am one of those that is getting upset that people don't understand how to do this whole short book thing right.


He's just too dense to realize that you're taking a jab at yourself.

This thread saddens me so much.
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 10 2010 02:03 GMT
#454
If I may take a jab at him with this picture:

[image loading]
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
June 10 2010 02:24 GMT
#455
I know it's prolly bad form to do ones about yourself but...

How to improve your play from losses instead of blaming imbalance - orb
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
June 10 2010 02:29 GMT
#456
Good Form - orb
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Monst3r
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
119 Posts
June 10 2010 04:01 GMT
#457
On June 10 2010 10:23 -orb- wrote:
How to not have a penis - Zia

LOL
Monst3r
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
119 Posts
June 10 2010 04:05 GMT
#458
23 Pages and over half of the people still posting don't get the idea.
-Desu-
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Turkey173 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-10 04:24:43
June 10 2010 04:24 GMT
#459
1st of series : Respecting Customer Insight
2nd of series : How to listen to your community to establish solid e-sports
3rd of series : Money isn't everything

All written by Blizzard
Ndugu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1078 Posts
June 10 2010 04:30 GMT
#460
The One True Way to Pronounce Zealot-- HDStarcraft
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